Chapter 591 The cart is on!
Jin Dao snorted coldly, "It's troublesome. We've never done anything like this before. We've always done things as simply and crudely as possible. This time, we came up with such a disgusting idea in order to avoid causing trouble for Shen Xing."
Er Lei said excitedly, "Brother, some people don't remember being beaten, but this kind of thing will definitely be remembered forever. We're doing this by taking our time and making fine work. We've been scouting and planning for a month. I think you guys are fucking awesome."
This made both Jin Dao and Monkey laugh.
Because Er Lei was right. What men care about most is face. Which man has never been beaten since childhood? For many men, getting beaten is the last thing they take seriously.
But if you pull your trouser pockets, especially when it happens after you grow up, you will remember it for a lifetime, and you will feel extremely ashamed every time you think about it.
Not only was this method effective, but Guo Yu couldn't even call the police or investigate.
How to check? He said he ripped his trouser pocket, how to check who gave him the drug?
Impossible.
So although this plan may seem disgusting, it is actually very meticulous and flawless, taking everything into consideration from beginning to end.
The more Jin Dao thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was amazing. He said excitedly, "Damn it, I'll ask Shen Xing out right after the filming. I'll help him get rid of this bad feeling!"
Monkey's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Brother, then Shen Xing will definitely treat us to a meal, right?"
"Eat your uncle!" Jin Dao scolded him, "You only know how to eat!"
The monkey chuckled: "Anyway, every time I meet Shen Xing, I can have a big meal. It's like triggering a hidden reward."
Jin Dao said, "We don't do this for these reasons. We do this because we consider Shen Xing our friend."
"Yes." Erlei also nodded.
After following him for about twenty minutes, I found that although Guo Yu was driving under the influence, he drove steadily and at a constant speed, and there was nothing unusual to notice.
"Why has there been no movement for half a day?" Jin Dao couldn't help but mutter.
Er Lei, as if he was very experienced, whispered soothingly, "Don't worry, brother. This kid is drunk. Alcohol paralyzes the brain nerves and reduces the sensitivity of the five senses. He must be pulling his trouser pockets now, but he hasn't reacted yet."
Jin Dao frowned as he listened: "You only graduated from elementary school, where did you learn these nonsense?"
"The drug seller told me that his last client used this drug, drank too much, fell asleep, and defecated all over the bed without anyone noticing. Only when he woke up the next day did he find feces all over the bed and quilt!"
"Okay, okay, stop explaining. It's disgusting."
In the car in front, Guo Yu was not only driving under the influence, but he was also not wearing a seat belt!
He was too drunk to think so much, but he did drive steadily because he was an experienced drunk driver. As long as he didn't lose consciousness completely, he still knew how to cherish his life.
He didn't care at all whether he would be caught or not, and things like deducting points were even more of a non-issue to him. In the end, someone would help him deal with it anyway.
There was music playing in the car stereo, and he hummed along while driving until a foul smell came into his nose and he couldn't help but twitch his nose twice.
At first he thought it was the stench coming from the car window, so he closed the window immediately. However, he didn't expect that the stench became even stronger after closing the window, and it hit his head.
The alcohol in his head was a little sobered up by the stench, and he looked up and down and left and right. It didn't matter that he looked around, as it caused his body to turn as well, and he suddenly felt a sticky feeling under his butt.
Almost subconsciously, Guo Yu reached out and touched his butt. Although it was covered by pants, he could still feel the wetness on his butt.
He pulled his hand out and brought it close to his nose and sniffed: "Ugh—"
He looked closely at the golden patch on his hand and said, "Fuck!"
Guo Yu was horrified. The car was still moving and he was almost thrown into the air. However, because he was too tall, his head hit the ceiling, which was not high to begin with. He groaned in pain.
The car skidded uncontrollably, shaking him. He was so scared that he slammed on the brakes. The car came to a sudden stop in the middle of the road. Because he braked too suddenly and he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, his body was thrown forward suddenly.
With a "bang", his head hit the top of the steering wheel. He rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Fuck, why did you suddenly stop in the middle of the road?"
Jin Dao, who was following from a distance, had no idea what had happened to Guo Yu in the car. Seeing this, he was also confused.
He parked the car on the side of the road about ten meters away and silently observed the movements in the car for a while, but Guo Yu did not get out of the car.
Although it was already one or two o'clock in the morning and there were not many vehicles on the street, it was not safe for you to park in the middle of the road.
"Nothing will happen, right?" Jin Dao unbuckled his seat belt with some concern and pretended to go down to take a look.
Monkey held it down, holding up the phone in his hand and said, "Brother, I'll go take a look."
Jin Dao nodded, and saw Monkey drive down and jog all the way to Guo Yu's car. It turned out that the car window was still anti-peeping, so one could only look out from the inside, but no one outside could see inside.
He turned back and said, "No, brother. I can't see inside."
Jin Dao made a prompt decision: "Call the police!"
"Huh?" The monkey glared. "Should we call the police for him?"
"Hurry up, stop wasting time, and hurry up!" Jin Dao urged. He just wanted to play a prank on Guo Yu, but he didn't want to kill him.
He didn't know what was going on in the car at this time, so he had to call the police. What if something happened to someone?
The monkey didn't dare to say anything and quickly helped to call the police.
When the alarm center heard that the incident happened on the road, it immediately notified the nearest police station, the nearby traffic police on duty, and the ambulance center.
Monkey wanted to get in the car, but was pushed down by Erlei: "Don't get in. When people come, you can go up and take a video to see what's going on inside the car. Guo Yu must have pulled his trouser pockets, so take a clear picture."
Erlei had not forgotten the important matter and instructed the monkey.
Monkey nodded and walked forward with his mobile phone that could take high-definition photos and videos. He had made up his mind that if the police came, he would go up and say that he was the one who called the police, then move over and pretend to watch the fun while actually taking videos.
It only took two or three minutes for the traffic police on duty to arrive at the scene first. Seeing this, Monkey ran up to them excitedly and said, "Comrade police, I called the police."
He pointed at Guo Yu's car and said, "That car suddenly stopped in the middle of the road. I thought it was strange, so I went over to see what was going on..."
Monkey wanted to explain something, but the traffic police waved his hand to signal him not to say anything, and then walked towards Guo Yu's car. Monkey hurriedly followed, with the camera function turned on.
Two traffic police officers stood in front of the car, and one of them patted the window hard: "Can the people inside hear me? Open the door!"
(End of this chapter)
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