"Human, what are you worried about?"
Suddenly, a treasure chest opened its mouth.
"What are you looking at?"
Han Feng said disdainfully.
The treasure chest said viciously, "Why don't you try worrying about another one?"
Han Feng curled his lips and said, "I'm just worried. What can you do to me?"
Treasure Chest: "I can't do anything to you. If you want to worry, then worry."
Han Feng: “….”
Is this treasure chest playing tricks on him?
After a moment of trance, Han Feng asked, "Little box, what's in it?"
Treasure Chest: "Are you asking me?"
Han Feng: "Of course."
Treasure Chest: "Who should I ask?"
Han Feng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly became furious, "Don't you know what's in it?"
The treasure chest chuckled: "What I put in it has nothing to do with you? Why should I tell you!"
"hiss!"
Han Feng took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said coldly: "Little Box, you speak to me in this tone, do you know what serious consequences will be?"
Baoxiang was calm and composed: "You don't want to beat me up, do you? I don't feel pain anyway, so you can hit me however you want. Come and torture me!"
"You fucking bastard!"
Han Feng was so angry that he huffed violently and turned to face the other two treasure chests. "Two of you, can you tell me what's inside them?"
Second treasure chest: "Don't be so close, do you think I know you well?"
The third treasure chest: "You are such a person, do you think you are worthy of being called our brother? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? Do you deserve it?"
Han Feng: “…”
Humiliated by three boxes?
If this gets out, won't people laugh their heads off?
The engineer shovel couldn't stand it any longer: "Brother, these three guys are too rampant! Stop talking nonsense and give them some strength!"
The first treasure chest shouted, "Come on, don't just talk!"
Han Feng narrowed his eyes gradually, his gaze darkening. "I'll give you one more chance. Tell the truth, and I won't argue with you. Otherwise, I'll throw you into the cesspool."
The first treasure chest was shocked and angry: "Human, you are too vicious, how could you do this?"
The second treasure chest shuddered and said, "What you did is inhumane. I will curse you."
Han Feng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and a strange arc appeared on his face. "When I throw you into the cesspool later, I hope you two can still be so arrogant! Also, let me tell you, there is not only feces and urine in the cesspool, but also many maggots. You will have to live with feces, urine, and maggots in the future..."
The third treasure chest: "Ugh..."
The first treasure chest: "Brother, my attitude was not good just now. Can you give me a chance to reorganize my words?"
"You want to fight me? I'll kill you!"
Han Feng laughed secretly and said seriously: "Then I will give you another chance."
The first treasure chest: "I have ten bottles of Pulse in it."
Upon hearing this, Han Feng's eyes lit up slightly.
Pulse is a functional drink that not only quenches thirst but also has a certain effect of restoring physical strength. It is much better than mineral water.
"good."
Han Feng nodded slightly, then looked at the other two treasure chests, "What are in yours?"
Second treasure chest: "I put a frying pan in it."
"very good!"
Han Feng's expression changed.
Frying pans have a wide range of uses. They can not only be used for cooking, but can also be used as weapons!
This thing is much more valuable than ten bottles of Pulse.
The third treasure chest: "I put a D cup bra in it."
"What the hell?"
Han Feng was stunned.
How did this thing come about?
As a man, this thing is of no use to me.
It would be better to have some bread.
"Why!"
Han Feng sighed in disappointment, then said to the three treasure chests, "Open the lids!"
The first treasure chest: "We are all subject to the constraints of heaven. We cannot open automatically. We can only be opened by you survivors."
"Is there such a thing?"
Han Feng frowned slightly.
Second treasure chest: "It's absolutely true. We have no need to lie to you."
Han Feng pondered for a moment, then grabbed the engineer shovel and inserted it into the gap in the treasure chest lid.
At present, it is not certain whether the three treasure chests are true or false.
What if a poisonous snake suddenly jumped out from inside and bit you? Wouldn’t that be the end of you?
For safety reasons, it is safer to use tools to open the treasure chest.
Engineer Shovel: "Brother, what are you doing?"
Han Feng said without hesitation: "Of course it's to open the treasure chest."
Engineer Shovel: "Don't you have your own hands? Why do you need me to drive it?"
Han Feng chuckled and said, "I'm afraid of danger."
The engineer shovel was stunned for a moment, then angrily said, "You let me do this because you're afraid of danger? Have you ever considered my feelings?"
Han Feng said meaningfully, "When you die, at most you won't be able to speak, but you can still be used as a tool. When I die, I'm really dead, and there's nothing left. Don't you understand the principle of letting me die but not my fellow Taoists?"
Engineer shovel: "..."
Han Feng comforted him, "Little Shovel, don't be too pessimistic. I don't think the little box will lie to me, and you won't necessarily be in danger."
Engineer Shovel: "What if there's danger?"
Han Feng's face was filled with murderous intent. "I will kill them and bury them with you!"
"What's the use?"
The engineer shovel complained, then suddenly had an idea and said, "Brother, how about we use something else to open the box? Like, a branch?"
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