Chapter 140 Give me three more seconds, wait until I finish laughing



Han Feng laughed secretly.

When Liu Tie opens the treasure chest and sees that it is a condom, I wonder what he will feel?

Can we still consider him a good brother?

Su Lin: Han Feng, why didn’t you choose me? Is it because the chips I gave you were not enough?

Han Feng said lightly: The reason is very simple, I want to drink milk.

Su Lin: Uh.

Liu Tie: Han Feng, let’s hurry up and make the deal.

Han Feng: Okay.

Afterwards, the two went to the trading hall and successfully completed the transaction.

Liu Tie looked at the black iron treasure chest in front of him, rubbed his hands, and prayed silently, "Women's underwear, stockings, bras are all fine, please don't let me down!"

With a click, the treasure chest opened.

A Durex condom appeared in front of him.

Liu Tie was dumbfounded.

Where are the stockings you promised me?

How did it become a condom?

There is no woman around, what can this thing do?

Oh my god!

Three loaves of bread and a pack of milk got this?

Liu Tie felt like a big idiot.

What good brother?

What lifetime?

Get out of here!

Han Feng looked at the three loaves of bread and a pack of milk in his hands, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

It's really a good deal to get so many things in exchange for a condom.

"Brother, what are you holding in your hand?"

The Blue Electric Mouse and the Seven-Star Mouse stared at the bread in Han Feng's hand.

Because they have never eaten it, they don't recognize it.

"bread."

Han Feng said lightly.

“Is this delicious?”

The blue electric mouse licked his lips.

"Um."

Han Feng nodded.

"Brother, can you give me one?"

The blue electric mouse swallowed.

Before, Han Feng cooked a big pot of noodles. It seemed like a lot, but after it was distributed, there wasn’t much left.

Therefore, I didn’t eat enough.

"Give."

Han Feng threw out two loaves of bread and gave them to the Blue Electric Mouse and the Seven-Star Mouse.

The Blue Electric Mouse and the Seven-Star Mouse were overjoyed and started eating quickly.

After eating a few bites, the Seven-Star Rat suddenly started crying.

"What's wrong with you? Is it not tasty?"

The blue electric mouse was a little confused.

The Seven-Star Mouse's voice choked with sobs. "I've never eaten such delicious food before. I feel so happy. It's like a dream."

Blue Electric Mouse: "..."

Can you be so happy just by eating a piece of bread?

How unworldly is this?

That’s all I can achieve!

Han Feng opened the last piece of bread and chewed it slowly.

Just now, he was not full either.

He ate a piece of bread and drank milk.

"Brother, what are you drinking?"

The two small eyes of the blue electric mouse flickered.

"milk."

Han Feng said casually.

"Is it delicious?"

The blue electric mouse licked his lips.

"It's okay."

Han Feng said lightly.

"Can I have a drink?"

The blue electric mouse discussed.

Han Feng took a deep gulp and drank up the milk. "That's all. I'll wait for the next chance."

Blue Electric Mouse: "..."

......

After eating and drinking, Han Feng walked out of the thatched hut.

At this time, the two parrots were lying on the ground, breathing heavily, and looked as if they were exhausted.

Han Feng glanced at them and said softly, "What's wrong? You've pooped a few times."

The female parrot panted: "Total, six spills."

“The speed is quite fast, not bad.”

Han Feng raised the corner of his mouth slightly and walked towards the toilet.

"Brother, don't push yourself."

Four corn stalks suddenly rushed to Han Feng's side.

"What's the meaning?"

Han Feng looked puzzled.

Fighting Corn immediately said, "We all know that you want to poop for us to eat, and we're all very touched. But, isn't your butt pierced? Can you still poop? Won't it hurt? You'd better wait until you're healed before pooping. We don't need a big meal!"

Han Feng's face suddenly turned dark, and his chest heaved violently.

Damn it!

These four corns are constantly testing his bottom line!

You really want to die!

Seeing Han Feng looking like he was going to kill someone, the four corns realized something was wrong.

Did I say something wrong?

"roll!"

Han Feng growled.

The four corn plants were so scared that they almost peed their pants and ran for their lives.

Han Feng huffed and went into the toilet.

Originally, pooping was a very pleasant thing.

After four corns were pulled, it became difficult to pull them smoothly.

Five minutes later, Han Feng pulled up his pants and walked out of the bathroom.

The moment he walked out, four corn stalks rushed in like flying.

"You'll be eating shit your whole life!"

Han Feng complained and walked towards the thatched hut.

Just at this moment, Yueliang's voice suddenly rang in his ears, "Han Feng, can you still go to the toilet?"

Han Feng was slightly startled, and looked up at the sky, "Sister Yueyue, what do you want to express?"

The moon chuckled, "I heard from the sun that you got poked in the butt? You rolled on the ground in pain. Is that true?"

Han Feng's eyes darkened, "Are you here to mock me?"

Moon: "I'm not mocking you, I just think it's funny...haha..."

Han Feng: “….”

Yueliang: "Han Feng, I know this is wrong, but when I think of you lying on the ground whimpering, I can't help but want to laugh. Give me three more seconds until I finish laughing."

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