Han Feng raised the corner of his mouth and held up two fingers, "You two should each take a dump."
"make a deal!"
Xiaoqiang and Xiaoli didn't hesitate at all.
They have even taken five dumps, so two dumps is no problem at all and is well within their tolerance range.
Han Feng then began to distribute the food.
After eating, the two parrots consciously went into the toilet and took turns to poop.
Han Feng entered the thatched hut and took out the black iron treasure chest.
After taking a closer look, he asked, "Little treasure chest, what do you have in there?"
This black iron treasure chest was more tactful, "It contained a bottle of Coke."
Han Feng opened the lid of the treasure chest, and a 500ml bottle of Coke appeared in front of him.
Come to think of it, he hadn't had Coke for a long time, and he still missed it a little.
So he opened the bottle cap and took a sip.
Well, it still tastes the same as before.
Later, Han Feng opened the regional channel chat group and watched while drinking Coke.
Jiang Feng: Brothers, have you all read the Tiandao announcement?
Peng Yu: No? What did the Tiandao announcement say?
Jiang Feng: Starting tomorrow, a new disaster will befall us, so everyone should be mentally prepared.
Wu Dahai: We haven't even settled in for two days, and another disaster is about to strike? Is there any hope for survival?
Liu Tie: Heaven’s way is so cruel!
Su Lin: What kind of disaster is happening this time?
Jiang Feng: Heaven doesn’t say.
Chen Qiang: Brothers, I'm a little panicked.
Li Pangpang: When the enemy comes, we will fight him; when the water comes, we will block it with earth. There is no need to panic!
Chen Qiang: You've already reached level 6, and you have Iron Man talent, so of course you don't need to panic. But what about us? Most of us are only level 3.
Li Pangpang: You are weak, so you are right? Who told you to be so useless?
Chen Qiang: You're just lucky enough to have picked up a talent book and awakened your Iron Man talent. Otherwise, you'd be worse than us. Stop trying to make a name for yourself here.
Fatty Li: How dare you speak to the strongest person in the district in such a tone? Who gave you the courage?
Chen Qiang: Then I won’t say anything.
Guli Nazha: Just a friendly reminder, you're not the strongest in the district. Compared to Dilraba Dilmurat, you're just a younger brother.
Fatty Li: Haha!
.....
Seeing this, Han Feng silently closed the chat group.
At this moment, the private message icon flashed.
The one who sent the private message was Zhao Yunxi: Han Feng, do you want bath water?
Han Feng: You wouldn’t give it to me for no reason, right?
Zhao Yunxi: Trade your talent for weaving straw sandals with me.
Han Feng: You want to exchange a talent book for a little bath water? What are you thinking?
Zhao Yunxi: Not at all. Whenever you want to take a bath in the future, you can contact me. Bath water is always available.
Han Feng pondered for a moment and said: Deal.
It is quite worthwhile to exchange a useless talent book for the opportunity to take a shower every day.
Zhao Yunxi: Can you give me the talent book now?
Han Feng: Okay, but I want to take a bath now, so you have to get me some bath water.
Zhao Yunxi reminded: Bath water cannot be drunk, please pay attention.
Han Feng: I understand.
Afterwards, the two went to the trading hall and successfully completed the transaction.
Han Feng gave away his talent for weaving straw sandals and received 15 kilograms of bath water in return.
Since there was no bathtub, the bath water could only be poured into the turtle's shell.
Then he took off his clothes and entered the turtle shell.
To his surprise, the bath water was warm, neither too hot nor too cold, just right for a bath.
Could it be that Zhao Yunxi can also control the temperature of the bath water?
Han Feng didn't think too much about it. He simply rubbed the stains on his body, and finally grabbed his little brother and washed it carefully.
Just at this moment, a ray of moonlight shone on Han Feng through the window.
"ah..."
Then, the moon's scream rang in my ears.
"Fuck!"
Han Feng was startled and quickly hid his little brother in the water, covering it tightly with both hands.
"Han Feng, you are so shameless! Why did you take off all your clothes so late at night?"
The moon said angrily.
Han Feng was speechless. "Sister, I'm taking a shower! Who's taking a shower with clothes on?"
The moon hummed softly, "Since you are taking a shower, why don't you close the window?"
"Who knew you could peek?"
Han Feng secretly complained and asked tentatively: "You didn't see anything just now?"
“No…I didn’t see anything…”
The moon hesitated.
Han Feng changed the subject, "What do you want from me?"
The moon chuckled and said, "The sun said a squirrel poked your butt yesterday. I came to see how you are doing."
Han Feng's face darkened. "Are you here to laugh at me?"
"How could I laugh at you? Hahaha..."
The moon couldn't help but laugh.
Han Feng: “…”
Laugh in front of others?
Do you have any quality left?
Is this something a human would do?
"Okay, laugh."
Han Feng was unusually calm.
The moon was surprised and said, "You are not angry at all."
"I'm not angry."
Han Feng raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "I'll tell Sun tomorrow that you peeped at me taking a bath."
Yueliang's voice trembled. "Don't talk nonsense. I didn't see anything just now."
"Are you sure you didn't see anything?"
Han Feng asked.
"Sure!"
Yueliang's tone was firm.
Whoosh.
Han Feng suddenly stood up from his tortoise shell, and appeared naked in front of Yueyue. "Do you see it this time?"
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