Chapter 16 You Can Eat Shit



Han Feng was speechless. "Aren't you here to protect our home? If you hide in the thatched hut, who will protect us?"

The wooden fence said aggrievedly: "But I'm scared!"

"Scared of you! Be brave!"

Han Feng snorted, turned around and entered the thatched hut, closing the door heavily.

"Ouch, be gentle, it hurts me."

The thatched house complained.

"You guys are so hypocritical!"

Han Feng complained and looked around carefully.

Because it was dark, there was no lighting in the thatched hut and it was dim.

Han Feng took a quick look and suddenly noticed an object on the ground, which looked like a thatched carpet.

Two meters long, one meter wide and five centimeters thick.

This thatched carpet should be made of thatch. Although it is not big, it is barely enough.

Han Feng threw the frying pan, engineer shovel and magnifying glass into a corner, then sat down on the carpet.

You know what, it’s soft and comfortable.

The engineer shovel suddenly said, "Brother, is it comfortable to sit on it?"

Han Feng said calmly: "It's okay, why are you asking this?"

The engineer shovel chuckled and said, "Can I go up there and feel it?"

Han Feng said contemptuously: "Are you worthy?"

A shovel and you want to sleep on the carpet?

Who spoiled it?

Engineer shovel: "..."

Being despised again?

Han Feng ignored him, slowly lay down on the carpet, and then opened the regional channel chat group.

The moment I opened it, I suddenly discovered that there were only 3,860 people left in the channel.

Where did those 160 people go?

Are they all dead?

It's only been half a day since we came to this world, and more than a hundred people have died.

And this is just one area.

If all areas were added together, how many people would die?

There must be countless!

This world is too dangerous!

Han Feng sighed and then watched the chat group.

Wu Dahai: Brothers, I repeat, do not go to the beach! Do not go to the beach! Do not go to the beach!

Li Chengguang: You repeated it three times.

Wu Dahai: Important things must be said three times!

Zhang Sheng: What happened to the beach? I was planning to go crabbing there tomorrow.

Wu Dahai: The beach is too dangerous. Not only are there man-eating turtles, but the crabs are also very ferocious!

Su Lin: Do crabs eat people?

Wu Dahai: Of course they eat people!

Zhang Sheng said disdainfully: Once my transformation talent is activated, what can a few crabs do to me?

Wu Dahai: Forget about transforming into a gorilla, even transforming into King Kong won’t work.

Zhang Sheng: Is it as weird as you say?

Wu Dahai: Those aren't just any crabs. Each one is 20 to 30 centimeters long, as big as a washbasin! And they're incredibly aggressive. Just today, Li Liang from our island went to the beach, and guess what? He was ripped into pieces by a bunch of crabs!

Everyone: Holy crap!

Zhang Sheng: Brothers, since the beach is so dangerous, let’s not go there.

Jiang Feng: But the Heavenly Dao only gave us three loaves of bread. Who can eat them all? If we don't go to the beach to find food, where else can we go?

Chen Qiang: You can catch insects, such as grasshoppers. They are rich in protein and can be used as food.

Yang Xuliang: Where are the grasshoppers?

Chen Qiang: There are quite a few in the bushes, but be careful: those grasshoppers are very aggressive and come in swarms. If you really want to catch grasshoppers, it's best to go with a group. Otherwise, if you go alone, you might not even catch them, and you might end up getting killed by them!

Su Lin: Are even grasshoppers so scary?

Momonogi Kana: I've said it before, every creature on our island is extremely scary.

Shi Mang: Woo woo... I'm scared, I want to go home to find my mom!

Chen Qiang: Man, face the reality! We've all been exiled, and you'll never see your mother again in this lifetime!

Shi Mang: Don’t talk nonsense. I was only sentenced to 6,000 years in prison. As long as I can survive 6,000 years, I can go back.

Everyone: ....

You've been sentenced for so many years, and you still expect to go back?

Is there something wrong with your brain?

Zhang Sheng: Shi Mang, what crime did you commit? Why were you sentenced to so many years?

Shi Mang was indignant: "I was helping my neighbor Wang fix the water pipes, and I took a peek while she was taking a shower. God knows, I just took a peek and was sentenced to 6,000 years in prison. Do you think I am wronged?"

Wu Dahai: Why does this plot seem so familiar? It's like I've seen this scene somewhere before.

Yang Xuliang: No need to think about it, you must have seen Japanese porn movies.

Zhang Sheng: Bah! Turns out he's a peeping Tom. He deserves such a long sentence!

Shi Mang: I just took a look and did nothing!

Chen Qiang: Even just looking at you is a crime. Being exiled to the same area with you is the greatest shame of my life!

Shi Mang: ....

Jiang Feng: Brothers, do you have any food?

Su Lin: Everyone was given three loaves of bread and three bottles of mineral water. Have you finished them all?

Jiang Feng: I have a big appetite and can eat at least ten loaves of bread in one meal. How can three loaves of bread be enough for me? I'm so hungry now, I feel so uncomfortable!

Wu Dahai: "Under the current circumstances, the landlords have no surplus food, and everyone is in dire straits. No one can give you food. However, I do have a solution."

Jiang Feng: What method?

Wu Dahai: Just bear with it.

Jiang Feng: Damn! If I could hold it in, why would I complain to you?

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