Chapter 38 Pull it on your face?



Back at the shelter, Han Feng started cooking.

He lit the firewood, took out two fish, skewered them with branches, and roasted them over the fire.

After a while, the rich aroma of fish emanated from the air.

Han Feng licked his lips and waited patiently.

After five minutes, the two fish were grilled until golden on both sides, and the aroma of fish filled the entire yard.

Seeing that the two fish were already roasted, Han Feng began to eat them with hearty mouthfuls, his mouth full of oil.

Soon, the two grilled fish were eaten up.

Han Feng wiped his mouth, looking unsatisfied.

Then, I drank a bottle of purified water.

After eating and drinking, just as he was about to enter the thatched hut, Yue Lingshan's voice rang out from outside, "Han Feng, I'm here to bring you some thatch!"

Han Feng looked closely and saw Yue Lingshan coming over carrying two large bundles of straw.

When they got close to the wooden fence, Yue Lingshan threw the two bundles on the ground and turned to Han Feng. "These two bundles of straw weigh about 30 kilograms. I still owe you 70 kilograms. We'll continue this afternoon."

"OK."

Han Feng smiled slightly, "You keep working hard, I'm going to take a nap."

"Wait a moment."

Yue Lingshan suddenly spoke.

"Anything else?"

Han Feng looked at Yue Lingshan intently.

Yue Lingshan said bluntly, "We want to trade the treasure chest with you for purified water."

"Did you find another treasure chest?"

Han Feng said in surprise.

Yesterday, Yue Lingshan and her friends picked up three treasure chests, and today they picked up two more.

Are you so lucky?

"Yeah, we picked up two more today."

Yue Lingshan smiled.

Han Feng asked in confusion, "Although opening a treasure chest carries certain risks, it can sometimes yield a lot of supplies. Why are you willing to trade with me?"

Yue Lingshan said calmly, "Isn't purified water also a resource? And it's exactly what we need right now. It's worth using it for trading."

"That's true."

Han Feng nodded and asked, "How much purified water do you want to trade?"

"Ten bottles!"

Yue Lingshan didn't think twice.

Han Feng pondered for a moment and said, "I agree to the deal. Let's go back and get the treasure chest."

The small pond can produce ten bottles of mineral water every day.

And he drinks up to five bottles a day.

The excess was originally intended for trading.

It’s actually quite a good deal to exchange ten bottles of mineral water for two treasure chests.

"Wait a moment."

Yue Lingshan chuckled and skipped away.

Han Feng entered the thatched hut, filled ten bottles of purified water, and then returned to wait.

A few minutes later, Yue Lingshan came trotting over carrying two black iron treasure chests. "Han Feng, here are the treasure chests for you!"

Han Feng took the treasure box, took a look at it, and reminded: "The purified water is on the ground, take it yourself."

Yue Lingshan picked up the mineral water and said with a smile, "Then I'll go back first."

Han Feng chuckled and said, "If you find a treasure chest in the future, you can continue to trade with me. I not only have purified water, but also food."

"Okay, I'll discuss it with Sister Zhao when I get back."

Yue Lingshan responded and left quickly.

Han Feng entered the shelter carrying two treasure chests. He then placed them on the ground, looked at them intently, and spoke to them, "Hello, little treasure chests!"

"Hello!"

The two treasure chests said in unison.

"Um?"

Han Feng was slightly stunned.

The treasure chests he had picked up before ignored him and had a very bad attitude towards him.

What's going on with these two treasure chests?

Such a friendly attitude?

Instead, it made him feel a little uncomfortable.

After a moment of confusion, Han Feng asked, "What did you pack?"

First treasure chest: "I put a pack of cigarettes in it."

Second treasure chest: "I put a bag of potato chips in it."

Upon hearing this, Han Feng's face turned unhappy.

It is really a big loss to exchange ten bottles of mineral water for these two items.

But there is no way, this is the fact, we can only accept it.

Later, Han Feng opened two treasure chests one after another.

A box of Hongtashan cigarettes and a bag of potato chips appeared in front of him.

Han Feng took a look and then put the Hongtashan and potato chips into the space storage bag.

Then, he carried the straw Yue Lingshan had brought to the thatched hut and said, "Little thatched hut, open your mouth."

A crack suddenly appeared on one of the walls of the thatched hut, like a big mouth.

Han Feng casually threw two bundles of straw in.

Thatched House asked, "Han Feng, what are you making this time?"

"Don't do anything, save it for upgrading."

Han Feng said casually.

Now that I have a thatched bed, I don’t need any other furniture for the time being, so there is no need to continue making it.

"Han Feng, thank you."

The thatched cottage laughed happily.

"We're one family, you're welcome."

Han Feng smiled, then opened the door, entered the thatched hut, lay down on the thatched bed and began to rest.

But before I could rest for a while, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach.

Han Feng suddenly realized that he had been on the island for two days.

So far, no shit has been taken.

Who can stand eating without pooping?

Han Feng got up, opened the door, and walked straight to the bathroom.

"Han Feng, what are you doing? Are you going to take a shit?"

Corn shouted.

"right."

Han Feng nodded and asked curiously, "Why are you asking this?"

Corn: "Have you forgotten how I upgraded?"

Han Feng reacted immediately and walked closer to Yumi, "Where are you pulling? Your face?"

If you poop on your face, wouldn't you have to stick your butt out to poop?

This is difficult.

Because he had never challenged before.

I don’t know if it can be completed.

Corn: "Just dig a hole next to me, put your shit in the hole, and then fill it with soil."

"That's quite convenient."

Han Feng muttered, then picked up the engineer shovel, quickly dug a hole, and reminded: "When I poop, you close your eyes and don't peek."

Corn: "Don't worry, I only like to eat, not watch."

Han Feng felt relieved and then untied his belt, but at this moment, he suddenly remembered something.

There is no toilet paper!

What should I do after I finish pooping?

Thinking of this, Han Feng pulled up his pants again.

Yumi was anxious: "Han Feng, what are you doing?"

"Wait a moment."

After Han Feng finished speaking, he opened the trading hall.

After a thorough search, I found no one selling toilet paper.

So, I opened the regional chat group and sent a message: Guys, who has toilet paper? I can exchange it for purified water or food.

Wu Dahai: Han Feng, what do you want the toilet paper for?

Han Feng: Of course it’s to wipe my ass.

Wu Dahai: At this stage, even eating is a problem, and you still use toilet paper to wipe your butt? You are too extravagant!

Han Feng was a little confused: What to use if not toilet paper?

Xu Damao: You can use stones, thatch, or leaves instead.

Han Feng: ....

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