Chapter 70 These corn varieties are special



After a heated exchange of words with Dilraba Dilmurat, Han Feng closed the private message and immediately opened the regional channel chat group.

And sent a message: I am selling salt at a loss, one tomato in exchange for one piece of salt, if you want it, please contact me as soon as possible.

Liu Chushuang has mastered the method of distilling seawater to obtain salt, and will continue to sell salt at low prices in the future.

If you don't sell the salt in time, you will end up wasting it.

Although, doing so will earn you a lot less.

But there is nothing we can do about it.

Liu Chushuang expressed her dissatisfaction: "Han Feng, aren't you engaging in malicious competition? Is this how you do business?"

Originally, I wanted to distill more salt for trading.

Han Feng's actions completely disrupted her plan.

Han Feng snorted, "Who started this malicious competition first? How dare you criticize me? Who gave you the face?"

Liu Chushuang suddenly stopped talking.

It was indeed she who lowered the price first to compete.

There is nothing wrong with Han Feng doing this.

Han Feng: If you want to exchange salt, come to me quickly.

Soon, Han Feng received hundreds of private messages, and without exception, all of them were asking him to exchange salt.

Han Feng accepted all the orders.

After a busy day, all ten kilograms of salt were sold out.

Although the harvest is not too much, it is better than nothing.

The transaction was completed and Han Feng began to take a nap.

......

I don’t know how long I slept, but Yue Lingshan’s voice suddenly rang out from outside, “Han Feng, I’m here.”

Han Feng yawned, opened his eyes, and slowly walked to the wooden fence. He looked at Yue Lingshan intently, "Why are you here in the middle of the day instead of sleeping?"

Yue Lingshan got straight to the point, "I'll get the toilet paper, as we agreed before."

Han Feng recalled it and it seemed to be true, so he said, "Wait a moment, I'll get it for you."

There are two rolls of toilet paper in my hand, both stored in the space cloth bag.

The space bag is too precious and I don’t want to expose it in front of Yue Lingshan.

Han Feng entered the thatched hut, opened the space bag, took out a roll of toilet paper, turned back to where he was, tore off a piece, and handed it to Yue Lingshan, "Here."

Yue Lingshan was overjoyed and said, "Han Feng, I'm going back first."

"Wait a moment."

Han Feng suddenly interrupted.

"What's wrong?"

Yue Lingshan stopped.

Han Feng rubbed his nose and said, "If you want to go to the toilet, you can do it in my shelter. I have a toilet here."

Yue Lingshan was slightly startled. "The first two times you asked to relieve yourself in the vegetable garden, why did it become a toilet this time?"

Han Feng said calmly: "The plants in the vegetable garden are mature and there is no need to fertilize them."

"oh."

Yue Lingshan suddenly realized something and politely declined, "We have a toilet in our shelter, so I won't bother you."

"You go to the toilet here, and I'll give you another piece of toilet paper."

Han Feng said directly.

The four corns can only be upgraded by eating shit and drinking urine.

Every drop of shit is so precious.

So seize every opportunity.

Yue Lingshan frowned, puzzled, "Your vegetable patch is completely empty, so there's no need for fertilizer. Why do you still need me here to relieve myself?"

Han Feng had already thought of an excuse, "We will definitely need to plant some crops later, so we need to store some fertilizer in advance."

"You're really planning for the long term."

Yue Lingshan smiled and said, "I agree. Give me the toilet paper."

Han Feng quickly tore off a piece of toilet paper and handed it to Yue Lingshan.

Then he returned to the thatched hut very consciously and closed the windows and doors.

Yue Lingshan went into the toilet.

The toilet was surrounded by a circle of straw mats, with a pit dug inside, and nothing else.

It is a bit simple, but it is much better than the vegetable garden.

When Yue Lingshan was about to take off her pants, she suddenly discovered that the pit was very clean, without even a trace of feces or urine.

What is going on?

Didn’t Han Feng go to the toilet these days?

Yue Lingshan didn't think too much about it. She took off her pants and squatted on the pit.

But at this moment, there was a rustling sound outside the toilet, as if something was moving.

Yue Lingshan was startled and immediately became nervous.

I wonder if Han Feng sneaked up on me?

Want to peek?

Thinking of this, Yue Lingshan quickly pulled up her pants and stood up to check.

Just as I stood up, I saw four corn plants standing outside the toilet.

Yue Lingshan was a little confused.

Was the noise just now caused by the corns around here?

But when I entered the toilet, I didn’t see these four corn plants?

It's like they just appeared out of nowhere?

Isn’t this too weird?

Yue Lingshan fell into deep thought.

Fighting Corn: "What did I say? I told you guys to be patient and wait until she's done. But you guys insisted on coming over. Have you ever eaten shit? You'll die if you wait a little longer!"

Frozen Corn: "She probably didn't notice us, did she?"

Fighting Corn snorted, "How could you not notice? Didn't you see she had her pants pulled up? If we scare her away, I won't be able to eat shit, I won't even be able to drink urine."

Wind Blade Corn said weakly, "Don't I want to eat something hot?"

Fighting Corn: "You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Will it cool down after a few minutes?"

Flame Corn: "Brother, I think she will still poop, don't be too anxious."

Fighting Corn said angrily, "You know nothing! After being frightened, she will definitely poop less, how can there be enough for us to share?"

The three corn plants suddenly stopped talking.

Yue Lingshan thought for a moment, then shouted towards the thatched cottage, "Han Feng."

Snap!

Han Feng pushed the door open and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

It hasn't been a minute since Yue Lingshan entered the bathroom.

It was resolved so quickly?

How much can you pull in such a short time?

Four corns were crying out for food.

Too little won't do.

Yue Lingshan pointed at four corn stalks and asked, "Why are there four corn stalks outside the toilet?"

“I transplanted it there.”

Han Feng explained.

These four corn plants definitely smelled of shit.

Can’t you just wait until Yue Lingshan finishes pooping?

Han Feng was so angry that he glared at the four corn plants.

"Did you really transplant them? Why do I feel like they moved here on their own?"

Yue Lingshan muttered.

Han Feng laughed dumbly, "Your corn can move on its own? Doesn't that mean it's a spirit? You must be hallucinating."

"That's right."

Yue Lingshan nodded and asked again, "Isn't all corn green? Why do you have blue, red, and gray corn?"

Han Feng said perfunctorily: "Maybe the quality is different, I'm not sure."

The three corns absorbed the spirit beads and mutated, so the colors are different.

Of course, there is no need to tell Yue Lingshan about this.

After listening to Han Feng's explanation, Yue Lingshan didn't think about it anymore and reminded him, "I need to go to the bathroom, please go in."

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