Women: “…”
Zhang Kuaile actually took the initiative to make friends with Han Feng?
What do you like about Han Feng?
Once he understands Han Feng's character, he will definitely regret it!
"Han Feng, have you agreed to be my brother?"
Zhang Kuaile's face was full of anticipation.
Han Feng didn't answer immediately, but whispered, "We just met, why do you want to be my brother? Are you impressed by my charisma?"
"It's something else."
A meaningful smile appeared on Zhang Kuaile's lips.
"What's the reason?"
Han Feng became interested.
Zhang Kuaile's eyes flickered: "It's okay to tell you, but you can't be angry."
"I'm a man of vision. I won't get angry. Just tell me what you want."
Han Feng spoke with great force.
Zhang Kuaile grinned: "I have a very special perception gift. Through this gift, I can clearly see through your character."
"What kind of person am I?"
Han Feng narrowed his eyes.
His intuition told him that Zhang Kuaile would not be able to say anything good.
If you dare to slander him, forget about being his brother.
Zhang Kuaile lowered his voice, "Your character is really hard to describe. You can say you are a combination of insidious, shameless, and despicable. But the strange thing is, for someone with such bad character like you, you treat your brothers so well. It is precisely because of this that I insist on being your brother!"
After hearing this, Han Feng's face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. He turned around silently and walked towards the thatched hut.
Zhang Kuaile doesn't know how to chat at all.
Is this kind of person worthy enough to be his brother?
"Han Feng, please tell me your opinion. Are you willing to be my brother?"
Zhang Kuaile chased after him.
"There are too many people who want to be my brother recently, so you have to step back a little."
Han Feng patted Zhang Kuaile's shoulder, stepped into the thatched hut, and closed the door directly.
Zhang Kuaile stood there in a daze, and suddenly felt unhappy.
Whether you are willing to be brothers is not just a matter of words, right?
Why do I have to step back a little?
What does it mean?
"Brother, do you know why Big Brother didn't agree to you immediately?"
The Steel Bone Monkey walked forward and chuckled.
"You know?"
Zhang Kuaile stared at the steel-bone monkey.
Steel Monkey puffed out his chest and said seriously, "How many years have I been with Big Brother? As soon as Big Brother sticks his butt out, I know what kind of shit he's going to do."
Zhang Kuaile smacked his lips. "Then tell me, what's the reason?"
"Bai said?"
The steel-bone monkey curled his lips.
Zhang Kuaile understood immediately, opened the storage bag, took out a banana and handed it to the Steel Bone Monkey.
The steel monkey's eyes darkened, "I don't eat bananas."
Is Zhang Kuaile blind?
Can he eat a skeleton?
Do you have this digestive function?
Zhang Kuaile thought for a moment, then took out a box of Huazi cigarettes, took out a cigarette and placed it in front of the Steel Bone Monkey. "Light one?"
Steel Monkey was speechless. "Smoking is harmful to health. I don't like it."
Zhang Kuaile scratched his head, "Then what do you want?"
"Just call me Monkey Brother."
The Steel-Bone Monkey pretends to be profound.
Zhang Kuaile was stunned for a moment, then whispered, "Brother Monkey?"
“You have a bright future!”
The Steel Bone Monkey exclaimed with enjoyment.
Zhang Kuaile coughed lightly and said, "Can you tell me the reason this time?"
Steel Bone Monkey put his hand on Zhang Kuaile's shoulder and said mysteriously, "There are so many people who want to be friends with my big brother. The line stretches from the Hanging Sea to the Cosmic Cemetery. If you want to become my big brother's brother quickly, there's only one way: you have to cut in line!"
"Aren't you exaggerating too much?"
Zhang Kuaile smacked his lips and asked tentatively, "How do you cut in line?"
Steel Monkey said bluntly: "My eldest brother doesn't have many other hobbies, he just likes to pinch women and treasures. As long as you cater to his interests, you can jump the queue."
Zhang Kuaile was stunned. "I do have a treasure that I could give to Han Feng. But the key is that becoming brothers in this way is just superficial, isn't it?"
Steel Bone Monkey said seriously, "You don't know, but my eldest brother's brothers all came here this way. But my eldest brother treats them like his own brothers. No matter what danger they encounter, as long as he says so, my eldest brother will definitely take action!"
"Is this true?"
Zhang Kuaile was a little bit unbelievable.
"I never lie!"
Steel Bone Monkey looked serious, as if he was afraid that Zhang Kuaile wouldn't believe it, so he gave an example.
"Just a few days ago, one of my brothers was captured by a Chaos Sacred Beast from the Xuanyang Sea. Without hesitation, I rushed into the Xuanyang Sea and rescued that brother from the Chaos Sacred Beast! Let me ask you, is this just a superficial brotherhood?"
"Is it so hot?"
Zhang Kuaile's blood boiled with excitement, but a question quickly occurred to him: "Han Feng's strength is indeed unmatched, but no matter how powerful he is, he can't be a match for a Chaos Sacred Beast, right? And how did he save his brother?"
The Steel Bone Monkey had already prepared his explanation and said calmly, "Big Brother possesses a destructive talent, powerful enough to threaten the Chaos Sacred Beast. The Chaos Sacred Beast was afraid of this, and therefore compromised with Big Brother."
“Awesome!”
Zhang Kuaile couldn't help but sigh and made a decision immediately: "I'm willing to cut in line!"
A meaningful smile crossed the corner of the Steel Bone Monkey's mouth: "My eldest brother has very high standards. He might not be interested in ordinary treasures."
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