Chapter 967: What’s the point of giving away a roll of toilet paper?



“It’s really an investment.”

Han Feng nodded slightly, then changed the subject: "But it's not enough to only help my island upgrade five levels. Can't you help it upgrade to level 50 in one go?"

Douluo seemed to be choked and coughed violently: "You think I'm a creator god? If I had such ability, I would have rushed out of the star field and traveled the universe long ago!"

Han Feng rubbed his nose: "If you can't do it, then you can't do it. Don't make excuses for your incompetence."

Douluo's chest heaved violently. "Why are you always so sharp-tongued? Can't you just talk to me properly?"

Han Feng curled his lips and said, "I won't argue with you anymore. Just continue investing in me."

Douluo was startled: "Didn't I give it to you?"

Han Feng said bluntly: "I don't even think highly of this investment."

Douluo is a chaotic god who is more powerful than Li Qiushui.

He would feel sorry for himself if he didn't get more good things from it.

Douluo spread his hands and said, "I don't have anything else to give you."

Han Feng's expression turned serious: "I declare that this investment has failed. You can go back now."

Douluo's mouth curled up: "I've already helped you transform your island, and you want to do the same with me?"

Han Feng said calmly, "Did I ask you to help me transform the island?"

Douluo: “….”

Li Qiushui stepped forward, pulled Douluo aside, and said earnestly, "The catastrophe is approaching, and our hopes are pinned on Han Feng. If Han Feng doesn't grow quickly, we'll all be doomed. So, give him all the good things you have."

Douluo glanced at Li Qiushui and asked, "What did you give him?"

Li Qiushui: "My everything."

Douluo's mouth curled up: "You gave him your body too?"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

Li Qiushui was furious.

"It's just a joke, why are you taking it so seriously?"

Douluo smiled awkwardly and continued, "But I don't have anything to give Han Feng."

Li Qiushui's beautiful eyes flickered slightly: "Don't you have a piece of Xirang? Just give it to Han Feng. He will definitely like it very much."

Douluo scratched his head: "Are you sure?"

"Sure."

Li Qiushui nodded slightly.

"Then give it to him."

Douluo returned to Han Feng and took out a half-meter square piece of soil from his storage bag and handed it to Han Feng: "This is my additional investment in you."

"What is this?"

Han Feng became curious.

Li Qiushui explained: "This is a piece of Xirang, which has the effect of accelerating the growth of plants!"

A glimmer of light suddenly burst out from Han Feng's eyes.

This thing is exactly what is needed right now.

Transplanting the branches of the Tree of Life onto the soil will definitely speed up the production of the Life Spirit Liquid.

"Brother Luo, I accept your investment."

Han Feng was overjoyed.

Douluo was a little curious: "What use is this thing to you?"

"Some deep things won't make you understand even if I tell you, so it's better not to ask."

Han Feng patted Douluo's shoulder and said meaningfully.

"cut!"

Douluo pouted and reminded, "Send me back."

Han Feng smiled slightly: "It's not easy to come out once, why are you in such a hurry to go back?"

Douluo said seriously, "As a strong person, you must always maintain self-discipline. It's time to go back to bed."

“You’re really self-disciplined.”

Han Feng smacked his lips, then smiled slyly: "Wait a moment."

"What?"

Dou Luo asked.

"You'll know soon."

Han Feng smiled, walked straight to the mutant locust tree, swung his machete and started chopping it.

Click...

After four crisp sounds, four thick branches fell to the ground.

Douluo is a powerful chaotic demon plant.

If I only cut off one branch, the power of the curse might not be effective, so I had to increase the dosage.

Women: “….”

When a branch breaks, it means someone is going to have diarrhea.

The more you break, the harder you pull.

This is the first time I have seen four branches cut off at one time.

Who is going to be unlucky?

The answer is self-evident, it must be Douluo without a doubt.

Thinking of this, the women silently mourned for Douluo for three seconds.

Han Feng stared at the mutated locust tree and whispered, "Little locust tree, cast a curse on Douluo!"

Mutated Sophora japonica: "Brother, it's done."

Han Feng raised an eyebrow, turned around and returned to Douluo, then took out a roll of toilet paper from his storage bag and placed it in Douluo's hand. "It's rude not to reciprocate. If you invest in me, I will give you a gift."

“....”

Douluo was stunned.

Just give it to me. What’s the big deal about giving me a roll of toilet paper?

You know, it's a carrot!

Although he transformed into a human form, his body structure does not require him to go to the toilet.

"Keep it for yourself, I don't need it."

Douluo pushed the toilet paper back.

"Listen to my buddy's advice, you really need it."

Han Feng said it seriously, then forced the toilet paper onto Douluo.

"Okay, I'll take it then."

Douluo couldn't refuse and had to agree.

Han Feng turned to face Yang Mi and ordered, "Open the fishing space."

The power of the curse is about to take effect, and Douluo must be sent away as soon as possible, otherwise something serious will happen.

Yang Mi moved her mind, and a small pool of water slowly emerged.

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