So this is the limit of horror scenes...
How come no one has mentioned this to me before?
Oh... I don't have any friends who interact with me.
The Smiling Buddha thought back and realized that there were quite a few weird people who came to visit, and many of them looked familiar to each other, but there was definitely no one he could chat with for a few days.
Now seeing this human being so open-hearted and generous to Ming... not only did he talk about fate, he also shared so many useful knowledge points.
Although he took away the precious soul-hosting fruit, the other party was like a fool. He took such a noble fruit just to save face. It can be said that he was so naive that he was not fit to live.
In short, humans are very dull and stupid, and there are many areas that can be developed. It won’t be wrong to establish some connections now.
"Donor, you and I are so destined to be together. Now that you are leaving, why don't you leave your name behind?"
Lin Fan was stunned when he walked onto the street. He couldn't understand why everything was going so smoothly. He had originally planned to use the contract to destroy the city and then become an equal to the Smiling Buddha. He would tell it that the past was the past and the present is now. Then he would find a way to trick all the monks under the other party and force it to sign an unequal agreement while it was weak... cough.
In general, it seems that we can do a lot of things in advance without having to go to that stage.
"My last name is Lin, my given name is Fan. Everyone calls me Boss Lin. If the Smiling Buddha doesn't mind such a vulgar name, you can call me that, too."
"Boss Lin sounds very nice, not vulgar at all. Okay, I'll take note. From now on, when I'm in the mountainous region, I'll take a closer look at your people."
The Smiling Buddha smiled and waved his hand, bringing a breeze to Lin Fan and the others, making their walking more efficient.
"Boss Lin can leave now. Broken Dao Xiaogui, I just thought about it for a while, and I still think you are not simple."
The air around the man in the black suit froze slightly, like an invisible prison imprisoning him. However, the Smiling Buddha showed no sign of embarrassment and simply asked his own guess:
"I've only met this token once before. If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have known how precious it is."
"It's hard to believe that such a valuable thing is in the hands of a little bastard."
The Smiling Buddha lay back slightly, trying to reduce the backlash in his body.
"That's the one who can truly rival the Moon Fox, the only one in the world..."
"The white mist in all the scenes can be summoned like a magic trick, just like... yes, yes, just like your flame."
The Smiling Buddha seemed to have grasped some incredible secret, but his brain was not able to process it well enough, his cognition was not enough, and his imagination was not bold enough.
The man in the black suit strangely put away the small ring and said innocently:
"Maybe they thought my flame looked a bit like its white mist, so they gave it to me specially?"
“That makes sense…”
He had no idea that the flames and the white mist were of the same level as the Smiling Buddha, and readily accepted the explanation that the black dress was weird. He felt like he had encountered a similar weirdness on the road and gave it a ring casually.
This way, it does make sense.
The Smiling Buddha dispelled the restraints around it and said earnestly:
"Since Boss Lin has given me some intellectual advice, as the Great Buddha, I should also give some pointers to you, Little Gui. Remember, although this ring is very important and can even give orders to a knowledgeable Gui, it also requires knowledge of the business."
As it spoke, it puffed out its chest and said proudly, "But not all strange things have my understanding. So, since you are weak, don't act as foolishly as you did this time. If you meet a fool, you might be slapped to death."
“…”
I only pull this out when I meet a fool...
The weird man in the black suit took two deep breaths, looked at the fat and big-eared young weird man, sighed secretly, and said modestly:
"Thank you for your advice. I'm leaving now."
"Hahahahaha, take your time. Come over often when you have time. I'll recite scriptures for you, and you'll be able to open your mind."
“…”
This is the first time that the black dress is weird. I have encountered such an incomprehensible weirdness. Even a new species like the scholar has heard some rumors, but nothing is as troublesome as this. However, no matter how much I complain, life must go on as usual.
This time, in addition to being able to learn knowledge from Boss Lin, I was also able to avoid my little enemies. It can be said that I gained a lot. It is normal for me to contribute a little to help.
I just don’t know... whether I have been able to help at all.
The weirdo in the black suit was thinking about Lin Fan's previous performances. Even if he didn't take action, it seemed that he could easily overcome the difficulties. It didn't seem like he would die at the hands of such a stupid weirdo. Thinking of this, it just thought that its own learning was not enough and many details were not paid attention to. It just hoped that Lin Fan could encounter a real crisis, and then it could use this mouth to successfully resolve it. Only then could it be considered a successful apprentice.
After Lin Fan and others left for a while, the Smiling Buddha also pondered for a long time.
"But I always feel that many things today are beyond what I've seen and heard. Maybe I should find someone I know and learn more about them..."
After thinking for a while, the Smiling Buddha stretched out his hand and with a bang, he knocked a monk under his seat away.
"Go find the friend who sent us the videotape."
"Hahaha, great! Look for it, it's nearby. Buddha told me to look for it, so I'll just walk around and I'll find it."
Compared to the smiling Buddha now, the monk who was bounced away was more like a free and easy smiling Buddha. With his hard body and a nuclear-like aura, he stepped out of the horror scene freely and at ease.
After the monk left, a weak monk crawled out to take the vacant seat. His body was soft and skinny, and he looked like he was not far from death. However, under the blessing of the golden light of the Smiling Buddha, he gradually became as handsome as the previous monk, smiling from ear to ear.
"It's done! I've become a Buddha! Hahahahahahahaha!"
The monks around also laughed, as if they were welcoming the newcomers, but also as if they were mocking them. Only the aura of the smiling Buddha in the middle weakened a little, but it was quickly restored with the ghost money.
The entire Western Paradise returned to its carefree days, except for a few insignificant monks on the outermost streets. Compared with the scene that was comparable to a city, these monks who left were just a drop in the bucket and could be ignored.
…
…
"Having this soul-hosting fruit means having an extra life?"
Because the Smiling Buddha didn't know any history, before leaving the Western Paradise, Lin Fan quietly reconnected with the Ghost Shadow and asked it to study how to use the Soul-Receiving Fruit.
Although I can ask Bai Ling'er, it is obviously better for me to know more about my own weirdness, in case this crazy woman has not mentioned some details or does not know them at all.
Guiying observed the Soul-hosting Fruit with great interest for a few seconds, then looked at the dragon:
"How about this, you beat me to death and see if the Soul-Sending Fruit can revive me."
"Ah? Brother Ying, how dare I?"
"Tsk...that's right."
Guiying thought about it, made a big concession and said:
"Then you've made a killing! I'll beat you to death and let you experience the wonders of this Soul-Snatching Fruit."
"ah?"
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