S023 Puns will be punished with fines!



"Awesome! It's so awesome!"

The fat man in the car was dancing with joy: "Did you see Pan Fengxu's expression just now? It was uglier than if he had eaten shit."

"I'm not familiar with him, so I didn't pay attention."

The most devastating taunt is to ignore the other person.

Zhang Xian changed the subject: "I'm actually very happy to meet Chen Dong."

"I didn't expect him to come to Ganning."

"How's he doing lately?"

"It's okay."

The fat man thought for a moment and replied, "He has a girlfriend and they're talking about marriage, but I heard her parents don't seem too happy about it."

"What's wrong?"

"They said they couldn't agree on the betrothal gift, but I don't know the details."

The fat man took out his phone and said, "I'll give you his contact information. If you have a chance, please help him. He spoke for you just now."

"Okay, I'll ask later."

Zhang Xian sent the fat man home and returned to Yintan Qianxi.

Unexpectedly, Su Luoluo was waiting for him at the door.

"Mr. Zhang, did you go to the property management to look for me?"

“No.”

Zhang Xian said, "I didn't come to see you specifically, but to do something."

"oh."

Su Luoluo was very lost.

Seeing that she was a little embarrassed, Zhang Xian asked, "How long have you been waiting for me here?"

"Two hours."

Su Luoluo held her stomach and said, "I haven't even had dinner yet."

"Come in with me first."

Zhang Xian opened the door.

Su Luoluo was flattered, stunned for a moment, and hurriedly followed.

"Wait a moment."

Zhang Xian turned and went into the kitchen. After a while, a voice came out: "Would you like to eat while I take a shower?"

It turns out you like to be pitiful!

It’s so exciting to play!

Just as Su Luoluo was about to take off her clothes, she turned around and saw Zhang Xian holding a few dates in his hand.

"Are you hot?"

Zhang Xian paused.

"You'll be fined for the pun, Mr. Zhang!"

Su Luoluo seriously suspected that Zhang Xian had a sinister heart hidden beneath his harmless appearance.

It's fine if you're just teasing me, but using such a clichéd joke from 800 years ago is an insult to my intelligence.

The key is that I still believed it.

Is this what is called being blinded by love?

"What are you talking about? Are you crazy from hunger?"

Zhang Xian put the dates on the coffee table.

"I thought that in this situation, Mr. Zhang, you would show off your culinary skills and prepare a sumptuous dinner."

"You must have watched too many Korean dramas."

"Okay, but Mr. Zhang, don't you have any other fruits in your refrigerator? Just give me a few dates."

"Dates are easy to wash."

“…”

Su Luoluo didn't want to talk anymore.

It's really an irrefutable reason.

"Stay in the living room for a while, then go on your own. I'm going to play games."

After giving some instructions, Zhang Xian came to the study.

Su Luoluo was speechless again. Aren’t women more attractive than games?

She originally thought that Zhang Xian let her in because he wanted to do something.

Now it seems that it might just be because he was in a good mood today.

As soon as Zhang Xian came online, "Who am I and where am I" sent several messages.

"sorry."

"I just started playing and I'm not very good at it."

"It was my nanny who failed to protect you. Can you forgive me?"

Zhang Xian was stunned for a long time.

In an environment where family genealogy sacrifices to heaven may be held at any time, this is simply a breath of fresh air.

He quickly replied to the message.

"It's okay, I'm pretty good at it too."

A moment later.

Player I am who I am and where I am, invite you to join the game.

Zhang Xian nodded in agreement.

The voice is automatically connected after entering the room.

"Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

The player is a girl with a nice voice, like the heroine in a Makoto Shinkai movie.

Zhang Xian suddenly became interested.

Playing games is meaningless if it is not for the purpose of picking up girls.

"I can hear you."

"I'm sorry for screwing you over last time. I practiced for several days. Give me a chance."

"no problem."

Two people enter the game.

During the pleasant conversation, the girl's energetic voice inspired Zhang Xian to be brave and win easily.

"Yeah, we win!"

"Well, you're playing much better than you did a few days ago."

"No way, you must be lying to me."

"I'm serious. By the way, what's your name?"

"Just call me Mako, what about you?"

"Zhang Xian."

"Then brother, are you still going to continue?"

Zhang Xian was about to agree when he suddenly received a phone call, and it turned out to be from Wu Zetian.

Zhang Xian typed that they would play together next time and answered the phone: "Hello, Mom."

"Son, have you finished your meal?"

Zhang Xian's heart sank, and he had a bad feeling. This was not in line with his mother's style.

"It's so late, of course you've finished eating."

"What are you eating? Don't be stingy when you're out. If you're short of money, tell us..."

A lot of family chat is omitted in the middle.

"My dear mother, if there is anything, please tell me directly, okay?"

Zhang Xian couldn't stand the torture.

"Hey, it's like this. Do you remember our neighbor Aunt Li? She has a niece in Ganning City who's quite well off..."

"Are you going to arrange another blind date for me? I won't go."

"It's not called a blind date, it's just getting to know each other and making friends."

"I'm still in school. I'm not going."

"Son, I saw the photo. Your niece is so pretty and energetic. If you miss this opportunity, you'll miss this shop."

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