Someone kindly reminded Wu Baogang.
"Wu Baogang, don't you like to eat dog poop? Of course, what's in your mouth is what you like to eat."
Upon hearing that it was dog poop, Wu Baogang lay on the ground and vomited uncontrollably. He watched helplessly as the dog poop sprayed out of his mouth, wishing he could die on the spot. It was just too disgusting.
This made the villagers burst into laughter.
"Haha, Wu Baogang, why did you throw up? You should eat your favorite foods sparingly!"
"Haha, you're right! How could you be so wasteful?"
Wu Baogang had no time to refute the villagers who were watching the spectacle; he was so disgusted he was practically vomiting bile.
Upon hearing the news, Tian Lifang went to see what was going on.
He only started laughing loudly when he got home.
"Oh my god, this is hilarious! Qingbai did a great job! Making Wu Baogang eat dog poop, what a brilliant idea!"
Someone who wanted to make fun of Li Erniu went and told her.
Li Erniu quickly ran to the grove.
"Son, why would you be so foolish as to eat dog poop?"
Wu Baogang can't stand the word "dog shit" anymore; he vomits as soon as he hears it.
"Wow!"
Someone else kindly reminded Li Erniu.
"Baogang probably ate in the grove all night last night, and now he probably doesn't want to eat anymore!"
Li Erniu glared at the person who spoke.
"I'm telling you, shut your mouth!"
Wu Baogang stood up with difficulty and waved to Li Erniu.
"Mother, please help me back home. I don't want to stay here anymore!"
Li Erniu hurried over, but as soon as she got close to Wu Baogang, she was so overwhelmed by the stench that she took three steps back. She held her breath before stepping forward and helping her son up to walk home.
Watching the mother and son walk away, the person who had just spoken couldn't help but shout out loud.
"Wu Baogang, from now on, I'll bring my dog over to you whenever it poops!"
"Now you can eat dog poop to your heart's content, without having to come to the woods at night; you can eat it during the day too!"
Wu Baogang couldn't help but bend over and vomit uncontrollably.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
A burst of laughter came from behind. Li Erniu wanted to go back and settle accounts with them, but Wu Baogang stopped his mother.
"Mom, don't go! Come home right now! I'm so embarrassed!"
People generally thought that Wu Baogang eating dog feces was just a joke to be told over tea.
Unexpectedly, less than a day later, Li Erniu's eldest son, Wu Baotian, did not sleep at home in the middle of the night, but went to the pigsty and slept with the sow.
The villagers are saying that Li Erniu's house is definitely haunted and haunted by evil spirits, and that people should stay away from it.
When Tian Lifang heard about it, she almost wanted to applaud Qingbai in person.
"Qingbai is truly a genius!"
Shi Shizhao smiled mysteriously behind Tian Lifang's back. In fact, it was he who did what Li Erniu's eldest son did.
He heard about Wu Baogang eating dog feces and guessed that it was his nephew who did it, so as the uncle, he couldn't just stand by and do nothing.
Last night, he secretly ran away from home while Tian Lifang was asleep.
They put a sack over Wu Baotian's head, knocked him unconscious, carried him to the pigsty, and made him sleep next to the sow.
An Qingbai was planning to take action against Wu Baotian when his second brother told him this upon returning home with his second sister-in-law.
"Third brother, let me tell you a joke from the Golden Flower Brigade."
Li Erniu's eldest son, Wu Baotian, got lonely last night and went to the pigsty to sleep with the sow!
An Qingbai laughed so hard that tears almost came out.
"Hahahaha! Second brother, is this for real? Wu Baotian really slept with the sow?"
An Qingsong couldn't stop laughing either.
"Haha, it's true, a lot of people say they saw it."
The word has spread throughout the village that something bad is happening in Li Erniu's house.
The day before yesterday, her youngest son ran into the woods in the middle of the night to eat dog poop; yesterday, her eldest son ran into the pigsty in the middle of the night to sleep with the sow!
An Qingbai wiped away the tears that had actually come out of his laughter.
"Haha! Let me tell you, Second Brother, I'm the one who made Wu Baogang eat dog poop."
As for Wu Baotian sleeping with a sow, nobody knows who did it; maybe someone just didn't like their family.
An Qingsong pointed to his third brother.
"You little brat, third brother, you didn't even call me for something like this?"
An Qingbai shrugged.
"How should I address you during your honeymoon? Would you be willing to postpone your wedding night for a few days?"
Unable to argue with his third brother, An Qingsong hooked his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't care, but you have to call me next time something like this happens."
"Okay, okay, I'll definitely invite you."
An Qingsong only released his arm when he was satisfied.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, An Qingbai dashed out of the yard, leaving only one sentence for An Qingsong.
"Second brother, I have something to do, so I'll be going now."
He wanted to tell Zhizhi this joke.
"Hahaha, he slept with a sow? That's hilarious!"
"Isn't it funny? I laughed so hard I cried when my second brother said that!"
Zhuang Zhimeng nodded with a smile.
"That's hilarious! Brother Qingbai, what were you originally planning to do to Li Erniu's eldest son?"
"I originally planned to have Maoqiu and Maotuan do it, pee on him, and then bring over the female dog in heat. I don't know what will happen next."
"Hehe, Qingbai, you're so naughty! Isn't this obviously making a female dog lick you?"
An Qingbai shook his head.
"Hehe, I'm not that bad, I didn't hurt them in the slightest!"
Zhuang Zhimeng raised an eyebrow.
"Brother Qingbai, guess who put Li Erniu's eldest son in the pigsty?"
I simply cannot believe that he actually wanted to sleep with a sow!
An Qingbai thought about it carefully, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind.
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