As he spoke, he revealed a lustful expression: "If I were lucky enough to marry a stunningly beautiful mermaid, I would truly be the envy of everyone."
"I know dragons are inherently lewd, but at least have some integrity. Don't be such a lecherous devil, okay? If I find you harassing customers again, I'll hang you on the city gate tower and expose you to the sun for half a month."
Xu Milu couldn't hold back any longer and punched the guy in the stomach, completely ignoring the fact that he was rolling on the ground in pain.
Chenxiang, who was passing by, seemed to have gotten used to it. She grabbed a wisteria branch and poked Moxuan, and finding that he was still alive, she continued carrying things with peace of mind.
The Day-Roaming God chuckled and scratched his head, revealing a hint of憨厚 (honesty and simple-mindedness) beneath his blue face and fangs.
"Right now, all the spirits in the city are talking about Madam Xu's Peach Blossom Banquet. No matter how big or small the spirits are, they all envy Old Man Hu's family. The spirits who have been there also praise her highly, saying that Madam Xu is quick-witted and clever. It's just a pity that I have to tour Chang'an and have missed this feast that is so good that it's like heaven and earth. Alas! I still have to patrol the streets, so I won't disturb Madam Xu any longer."
I understand, this is the pain of being a corporate slave.
Working 365 days a year without a break is just too painful.
Xu Milu nodded sympathetically.
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...
Xu Milu had just said goodbye to the day's spirit when she turned around and saw Bai Tuan'er standing at the shop entrance with tears in her eyes.
Today she was wearing a pale yellow shirt and a forsythia hair ornament, which made her look very cute and charming. But strangely, she had two wads of cloth stuffed in her nose, making her look odd and pitiful.
"Madam Xu, disaster has struck! This humble demon was ordered to safeguard the prizes that Lady Yin won at the banquet that day, but I failed to do so properly. This morning, I discovered that the pastries in this Qiankun bag seem to have spoiled and smell terrible. Please, Madam Xu, save them!"
This taste?
Xu Milu subconsciously sniffed, feeling a strong stench of socks that had been soaking in cold water for three days and three nights hit her, or like a rotten banana that had been spoiled for ten or fifteen days. One sniff made her feel like her whole body went from her nostrils to the top of her head.
The stench seemed to take shape, spreading menacingly around the restaurant, almost like a biological bomb. Passersby who smelled it covered their faces and hurried away, their faces filled with disgust and loathing.
"Ugh—whose outhouse exploded?!"
Mo Xuan, who had just gotten up from the ground, rolled his eyes and completely fainted. The Day Wanderer, who had just left, returned, his face full of shock.
"Madam Xu! Is there a weasel causing trouble here? Why does it smell so bad?!"
Xu Milu, holding the Qiankun bag, felt inexplicably guilty: "..."
Perhaps, maybe, should... this matter has something to do with her in some way?
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