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"Click, click."
"Click, click, click".
The little old man with the white beard sat on the altar, with Chenxiang sitting next to him. The two of them were slowly munching on a spring roll, like two big mice.
The Earth God pondered for a long time before giving his answer:
“I understand. Madam Xu means well and plans to sell seeds to demons. It’s a good business. I will spread the word tomorrow so they know about Madam’s kindness.”
"Then thank you very much, Earth God. When the new fruit comes to market, I will definitely send some to the Earth God to taste."
Xu Milu felt certain that the matter was half accomplished.
Perhaps the red bean spring rolls were just too delicious, because the white-bearded old man revealed a little more:
"Speaking of farming and land reclamation, a pack of mountain bears came to the south of the city half a month ago. They are fat and strong, as strong as oxen. Even mountain demons are no match for them. However, this pack of fools has a huge appetite and can't speak Mandarin well. If Madam Xu doesn't mind, I will have them pay a visit in a couple of days."
At this point, the Earth God asked curiously:
"Rumor has it that the lady subdued a black dragon; why is she not here today?"
"Ah...this..."
Xu Milu scratched her face, feeling inexplicably guilty: "My buddy has gone out of town and will be back next month."
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Leaving Chang'an to the west, amidst the swirling clouds, a black dragon shadow rolled through the clouds. Before long, the dragon shadow transformed into a handsome young man in black robes, who descended from the clouds with a stern face and slipped into the carriage.
Accompanying him were two other people: a handsome young man dressed in blue, and a charming young woman adorned with flowers and jade, her eyes alluring.
The young man in blue was naturally the fourth son of the Hu family. He was in charge of driving the carriage, while the charming young woman sat inside, clutching a brocade handkerchief and speaking in a coquettish tone.
"Young Master Mo Xuan, why do you have such a stern face? It will be some time before we reach Kunlun. Why don't you tell me a joke to cheer me up?"
Mo Xuan's face turned green, and he barely managed not to throw the "spoiled girl" off the carriage.
Xu Milu didn't lie to him.
She was indeed a beauty, with skin like jade, captivating eyes, a slender waist, and a fragrant aroma that was both gentle and alluring.
But this "beauty" is a total bastard, she's a guy!!
—Ever since his attempt to obtain a title failed, Huang Sanlang has embarked on a one-way journey down the path of cross-dressing.
Hu Silang, who was driving the carriage, saw Huang Sanlang's appearance and mocked him mercilessly:
"Brother Huang, even my thirty-seven nieces would feel ashamed in comparison to you. Tsk tsk tsk tsk."
"You idiot! What nonsense are you spouting? I'll tear your mouth apart!"
The "delicate beauty" shrieked and cursed. Suddenly, her beautiful face transformed into the head of a fluffy yellow weasel. The fox and the wolf, ignoring the driver, pounced on each other and began tearing at one another, filling the entire carriage with a flurry of fur.
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey—"
Mo Xuan spat out a mouthful of hair and silently made up his mind:
When I get back, I'll chew through the paulownia wood in the shop, leaving that chubby-faced, black-hearted little phoenix nowhere to sleep!
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