"There's nowhere to run." Gao Qiu sighed as he listened to the sounds of fighting getting closer and closer outside.
He walked to the door, slammed it shut, and then bolted it. He said to the two men with a wry smile, "You two, protect the emperor and prepare to fight to the death."
When Zhang Shixun heard Wang Fu's name, he immediately turned his gaze to the yellow-haired man and thought to himself: So you are Wang Fu, just wait and see how I will deal with you.
The sound of fighting outside was getting closer and closer, and soon reached the door of the attic.
"Your Majesty, just sit on the chair and don't move." Zhang Shixun arranged Zhao Ji to sit on a chair by the window.
The old man was so frightened that his whole body was shaking and he couldn't speak.
"Madam Li, Madam Ding, both of you come over here and stand against the wall."
Several women turned pale and walked over obediently.
Zhang Shixun lifted the table and placed it in front of Zhao Ji and the women.
Just as I finished the arrangements, I heard a "bang!" and the door was kicked open.
Two big men rushed into the attic with murderous intent.
One of them touched the axe in his hand and shouted loudly: "The King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth!"
The other slammed his staff on the ground and shouted, "The pagoda suppresses the river monster!"
Zhang Shixun almost laughed out loud.
This is a line from "Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy". Although it is a bit cliché, it is very domineering.
This set of lines is not very appropriate for this occasion. To be exact, it is not appropriate at all, but it doesn’t matter. What is important is momentum.
The appearance of the two robots is also very eye-catching.
Lu Zhishen was bald, with a round face, big ears, a straight nose, a square mouth, a raccoon-like beard on his cheeks, and a height of eight feet. If it weren't for his shiny bald head, he wouldn't be a monk at all.
Li Kui has a thick waist and tiger back, messy hair, thick and yellow eyebrows, eyes like copper bells, and a ferocious face.
These two people must have dressed up according to their images in the TV series.
Since intelligent robots can transform at will, everything becomes simple. Just follow their example.
But what's the point of putting a plaster on everyone's face?
Isn't this superfluous?
What’s even funnier is that Lu Zhishen’s plaster is on his right cheek, and Li Kui’s plaster is on his left cheek.
One on the left and one on the right, complementing each other.
"Haha...!" Zhang Shixun couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
"Zhang Shixun, what are you laughing at? Be serious and act well." Wang Dong shouted in the intelligent system.
Zhang Shixun didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't help it.
"Old Wang, you're dressed up well. You're really a pair of funny people."
Of course, these words were spoken with the mind.
"Hey!" Li Kui kicked Liang Shicheng, who was standing stupidly at the door, to the side. He pointed his axe at Zhang Shixun and shouted, "You thief! Why are you laughing?"
"I..." Liang Shicheng had no words to express his pain. He served the emperor every day and it had become a habit. Whenever he was with the emperor, he would unconsciously smile.
Lu Zhishen followed suit, kicking Wang Fu, who was standing on the other side, to the ground. He then pointed his staff at Zhang Shixun, saying, "You bastard! Are you the emperor?"
Before Zhang Shixun could reply, Gao Qiu spoke up: "My two good men, let's talk it over nicely."
Li Kui glared at him: "Shut up, I didn't ask you."
"But..." Gao Qiu was about to say something else when Lu Zhishen hit him on the buttocks with a stick: "Get out of the way!"
So Gao Qiu rolled to the side, lay face down on the ground, holding his butt and groaning.
"Shixun, this is fun, right? Haha!" Wang Dong was overjoyed.
"Not bad! Not bad!" Zhang Shixun praised.
Wang Dong laughed strangely and explained, "The plot is this: you pretend to fight Li Kui and Lu Zhishen. Do it as coolly as you can. First, it shows your loyalty to your master, and second, it shows your superb martial arts skills... Don't worry, Wang Fugui and the others won't hurt you even a hair."
It's a great idea, very cool, and risk-free.
It doesn’t matter whether Zhao Ji looks at it or not; the key is to let the beauties present see it.
Since his youth, Zhang Shixun has dreamed countless times of playing the hero who saves his beloved beauty, but that is just a fantasy and will almost never happen.
Now, the opportunity to realize the fantasy suddenly appears before us.
"Hey! Boy, I'm asking you a question, are you a dog emperor?" Li Kui swung his axe at Zhang Shixun.
"Hurry up and speak!" Lu Zhishen joined in.
Zhang Shixun laughed, "You two have come to the wrong place. There is no emperor here. The emperor is inside the palace."
Li Kui glared at him and said, "Nonsense! We've found out the truth. The dog emperor is right here."
Lu Zhishen also glared: "Tell me the truth, who is the dog emperor here?"
"I told you, there is no emperor here."
Li Kui was furious. He clashed his two axes and shouted, "Kill this guy!"
The two guys each raised their weapons and rushed towards Zhang Shixun with strange screams.
"How dare you, you thief!" Zhang Shixun picked up a chair and pretended to fight with the two men.
There was a burst of "ping pong pong" sounds, and the three of them immediately started fighting.
"Shixun, just fight for real. The more realistic the better. Robots can take a beating anyway." Wang Dong was afraid that Zhang Shixun would not be able to let go, so he gave him special instructions.
"Do I need you to tell me?" Zhang Shixun lifted up the chair and smashed it on Li Kui's head with a "bang".
The Zen stick in Lu Zhishen's hand made a whistling sound as it smashed hard on his head.
Zhang Shixun dodged sideways.
The Zen stick hit nothing and hit the floor heavily. With a "whoosh" sound, a big hole was smashed in the floor.
Zhang Shixun moved left and right, dancing with a chair vigorously, pointing south and hitting north, pointing east and hitting west, hitting the two men and making them scream.
Zhao Ji and others looked pale and frightened, secretly worried for Zhang Shixun.
If Zhang Shixun was knocked down, no one in the room would be able to escape.
The one they feared the most was Zhao Ji. The two bandits kept saying they were looking for the "dog emperor", which showed that they were targeting him.
Gao Qiu was the first to get up from the ground. He ran to the door and shouted, "Are all the guards dead? Come quickly!"
"General, I... I'm here." A tall and burly man crawled in.
There was a wound on his shoulder, and the blood had stained his clothes red.
No need to ask, this was caused by an assassin.
"Jiang Xuan, kill the thieves quickly!"
"Yes... yes..." Jiang Xuan responded weakly, struggling to get up. He took just two steps and fell to the ground with a plop.
Li Kui bent down, grabbed Jiang Xuan's hair, and threw him out again.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhang Shixun's chair hit Li Kui's back, and Li Kui fell to the ground with a strange cry.
"Wow!" Lu Zhishen roared angrily, looking like a madman. He waved the Zen stick in his hand like a windmill and attacked Zhang Shixun desperately.
Zhang Shixun was blocking and retreating at the same time, looking very exhausted.
"Yes! That's right." Wang Dong in the intelligent system smiled wickedly, "You and Lu Zhishen fight first, I'll let Black Li Kui have some fun with the Dog Emperor."
Zhang Shixun raised a chair to block Lu Zhishen's Zen stick and warned him, "Don't kill him."
"Don't worry, I only pulled out his beard."
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