Zhang Shixun took the wine cup and drank the wine in it with the move of "Lü Xian Drinking", chanting: "Save Zhao with the golden hammer, Handan will be shocked first..."
While reciting, he filled the wine glass with wine, held it up with both hands, and in a drunken manner performed the "Drunken Immortal Toast", bringing the wine glass close to Li Shishi's lips.
Li Shishi couldn't hold back any longer, she took the wine glass with a giggle, opened her cherry lips and drank the wine.
Zhang Shixun danced with his sword, suddenly leaped into the air, somersaulted and landed next to his chair. With a move of "Zhang Guolao riding a donkey upside down", he sat on the chair, leaned back, and with a move of "Fairy Picking Lotus", a apple was inserted into the tip of his sword.
"good!"
The women couldn't help but cheer in unison.
Zhang Shixun then used the "fairy presenting flowers" trick and sent the ringo to Ding Dusai's lips.
Ding Dusai stretched out her delicate jade fingers, took the Ringo off the tip of the sword, took a light bite, and uttered a word from her red lips: "Sweet!"
Zhang Shixun laughed "hahaha" and was full of energy.
Suddenly, with a "swish", he stabbed Sun Sansi.
Sun Sansi was so frightened that his face turned pale and he screamed.
The sword's tip abruptly stopped a few inches from her. Before she could even scream, Zhang Shixun had already retracted his sword and said in a thunderous voice, "Two heroes of the ages, both of you have brought glory to Daliang City. Even in death, your chivalrous spirit will live on, and you will be worthy of being considered heroes in this world."
He danced drunkenly for a while, and finally ended his dance, muttering to himself, "Who can write for you the Taixuan Sutra in your old age?"
Then, he fell to the ground on his back with a plop, snoring loudly.
The women cheered loudly.
Xu Poxi looked at Zhang Shixun lying on the ground and seemed to understand something. "This set of Eight Immortal Swords, it seems that women can also dance."
The women's eyes lit up. That's right! The woman's learning of the Drunken Eight Immortals sword technique was indeed unique.
Xue Zi clapped his hands and said, "If you learn this sword technique, wouldn't it be a great show to perform sword dance in teahouses or at banquets?"
Her sister Xue Zida pointed at Zhang Shixun, who seemed to be fast asleep on the ground, and said, "Sister, it's not elegant for a woman to sleep drunk like Master Zhang!"
Xu Poxi said, "Xue Zida, you are stupid. Can't we just learn things that are suitable for women? We won't learn anything about lying on the ground."
"What do you mean by lying on the ground?" Zhang Shixun turned over, propping his head with one hand and said, "This move has a name, it's 'Drunk Lying on the Clouds'."
Ding Dusai saw Zhang Shixun still lying on the ground, so he went over and pushed him: "Sir, quickly get up and teach me the Eight Immortal Sword."
Zhang Shixun did not get up. He turned over and lay down again, snoring loudly.
By the way, the blue brick floor in the living room is really clean and spotless.
"Get up!" Ding Dusai stretched out his hand and twisted his ear. "If you keep pretending, I'll twist it hard! Twist it hard!"
As he spoke, he put more strength into his hands and turned half a circle.
Zhang Shixun couldn't pretend anymore, so he sat up, rubbed his eyes, stretched, and muttered to himself: "The long time passes by Lumen, and the East China Sea dances freely. I ask the experienced people, who will wake up first from the dream?"
The women were all connoisseurs of poetry and praised it in unison: "Great poem!"
Ding Dusai said coquettishly: "The poem is good, but I still want to learn sword from you, sir, please teach me."
Zhang Shixun readily agreed: "That's no problem. I'll teach you another day."
"I want to learn too!"
"I want to learn too!"
“I want to learn too!”
…
The girls all clamored to learn.
"Isn't it just a set of sword techniques? I agree." Zhang Shixun agreed readily.
When the girls heard this, including Li Shishi, some smiled happily, some cheered, and their joy was beyond words.
Zhang Shixun secretly felt ashamed.
The reason why he agreed so quickly was because he had some dirty thoughts in mind.
When teaching people martial arts, one must standardize their movements over and over again... Even though his own movements are not standardized, it does not prevent him from standardizing others.
In this process, it is inevitable to hold their hands; it is inevitable to support their waists; it is inevitable to pull their arms and legs... In short, this kind of advantage that comes to your door must be taken, just as if it is tuition for them.
"A man of integrity, in the prime of his life, may have some small thoughts, which are not excessive. As long as they don't lead to recklessness, he is a decent man."
Zhang Shixun secretly excused his shameless thoughts: "As long as I don't learn from Wang Dong, it's fine. I just think in my mind, that guy just does it without saying anything, and he's not picky about food. His purpose is to reproduce offspring, omitting the very important aspect of love. He can be shameless, but I have to be proud..."
Just as I was daydreaming, I heard a burst of "crackling" sound of firecrackers outside.
"Oh! It's time to set off firecrackers." Li Shishi shouted, "Hurry up and bring up the Tusu wine."
The maid agreed and took the Tusu wine that had been prepared long ago and filled everyone's cups.
Li Shishi picked up the Tusu wine and said, "Master Zhang, sisters, come on! Let's drink the Tusu wine and go set off firecrackers together."
As he said this, he was the first to drink the Tu Su wine.
Everyone responded and drank it all in one gulp.
"The year is gone with the sound of firecrackers, and the spring breeze brings warmth to the wine. The sun is bright in thousands of households, and people always replace the old charms with new ones." Li Shishi left her seat and walked outside while reciting Wang Anshi's poem.
Zhang Shixun followed him out and subconsciously reached out to Ding Dusai's hand, but Ding Dusai broke free. She felt embarrassed in front of so many people.
In the courtyard, the young eunuch Zhao Zhong hunched his neck, his hands tucked into his sleeves. Seeing Li Shishi coming out, he hurried forward and said, "Madam Li, I have prepared all the firecrackers. There are single-shot, double-shot, continuous-shot, and double-kick firecrackers..."
A long list of firecracker names came out of his mouth.
"Well! Let's start setting off the fireworks now." Li Shishi nodded and took a few steps back.
Zhao Zhong agreed, quickly glanced at Zhang Shixun, took out a tinder, and shook it in the wind, and the tinder was lit.
There were several wooden boxes placed in the middle of the yard. Zhao Zhong opened a box, took out firecrackers from it and started setting them off.
The new year begins with the sound of "crackling" firecrackers.
Imperial Palace, Qinzheng Hall.
"What? Zhang Shixun and Li Shishi spent New Year's Eve together?" Zhao Ji leaned on the bed, feeling jealous.
Liang Shicheng lowered his head and stood with his body bowed properly.
"Yes, on Money Lane."
"Just the two of them?" Zhao Ji stared at Liang Shicheng with a changeable expression on his face.
"It is said that Ding Dusai and others are also here, about seven or eight people."
Zhao Ji secretly breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and paced around the hall.
Zhao Ji knew that Zhang Shixun was very close to Li Shishi and Ding Dusai. At first, he didn't care. He thought that these people got together just because they had similar interests and wanted to exchange zaju music, which was acceptable.
Just a few days ago, the Imperial City Secret Service reported that Li Shishi was leading a group of singing girls and artists to set up a "Women's Federation". This made Zhao Ji a little unhappy. It was said that this was all Zhang Shixun's idea.
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