Looking in the direction Zhang Shixun pointed, he saw a gatehouse that was exactly the same as the one in Wang Dong's house.
"Is that house built for me?" Zhang Shixun thought he had misheard.
"No! It's for dogs."
"Hehe! Not bad, one on this side of the intersection, the other on the other, echoing each other from afar." Zhang Shixun felt that Wang Dong was still a very friendly guy. He shouldn't have beaten him for a few idle words just now. "Wang Dong, don't be angry. I beat you because I don't want you to become a bad person."
"Bah! Stop making excuses. You beat me up because I said something about your woman." Wang Dong pointed at Ding Dusai and the other man, then turned back and shouted into the yard, "Zaohuaer, Zaohuaer, come out! We have an unwelcome guest."
"Coming! Coming!" a woman answered in the yard, her voice unexpectedly loud.
"Thump thump thump" the sound of footsteps came closer and closer, and a tall and strong woman appeared in front of everyone.
"This is my new concubine, Zaohuaer," Wang Dong introduced, pointing to Zhang Shixun and saying to the woman, "He is my cousin."
When Zhang Shixun saw this woman, he almost vomited his lunch. It was because she was too ugly.
She had a dark face, and her bulbous nose was not in the center of her face, but slightly tilted to the right; her eyes were so small that there was only a slit, and you couldn't see the pupils at all; as for that big mouth, it was even more disgusting, her lips were as thick as a gorilla's, and her teeth were exposed... She looked so ugly. If it weren't for her towering chest, I would really think she was a man, and a very ugly man at that.
"I pay my respects to my uncle... Happy New Year, uncle!" The woman squatted down and made a blessing sign, with the golden hairpin on her head shaking.
Zhang Shixun stood there stupidly, completely stunned by Wang Dong's bizarre aesthetic sense. How much taste must one have to take a woman like this as a concubine?
"Sir, people are paying their respects to you." Ding Dusai reminded quietly. She was trying hard to hold back her laughter, and her face turned red.
"Oh!" Zhang Shixun finally woke up and hurriedly bowed, "Brother... sister-in-law, happy new year! I wish you a son soon!"
Wang Dong said, "Zaohua'er is already pregnant with my child. You're talking a little late."
"Ah!?" Zhang Shixun's jaw almost dropped in shock. It shouldn't be so fast. I remember it was only a few days since I came last time. How could the seeds be planted in the ground so quickly?
Zhang Shixun pulled Wang Dong aside and asked in a low voice, "Hey, buddy, are you sure she's pregnant with your child and not someone else's?"
"Of course I am sure."
"Have you learned a new skill? Anyone you stare at gets pregnant?"
"Get lost!" Wang Dong knew he didn't believe him, so he hurriedly explained, "The last time you left Gao Laozhuang, I took her home that night. A few days later, she told me that her period hadn't come."
"That doesn't necessarily mean she's pregnant. Maybe she's having irregular periods."
"I asked an old Chinese doctor to take her pulse and he confirmed that she was pregnant."
"Oh! What a surprise." Zhang Shixun pretended to bow. "I really admire your ability to create villains."
"This ability is all thanks to the wormhole." Wang Dong was complacent, as if he had forgotten that he had just been beaten by him.
"Then congratulations once again on the birth of your baby boy." Zhang Shixun cupped his hands. "Thinking that I'll soon be able to hold my little nephew in my arms, I'm so happy."
"Congratulations! Congratulations!" Wang Dong also bowed and said, "But I want to correct you. I'm older than you, so you should call Zaohuaer sister-in-law."
"I'm older than you, okay?"
Wang Dong said confidently, "You were older than me before, but a year later, I'm older than you now!"
Zhang Shixun was stunned.
When he saw Wang Dong looking at him with a smirk on his face, he realized that he was teasing him.
"My husband said you're very strong, isn't that right?" Zaohua looked Zhang Shixun up and down and said provocatively, "I've been wanting to compete with you for a long time. How about we have a competition now?"
"Compete with me?" Zhang Shixun sighed inwardly. This woman really doesn't know her place.
"Let me tell you, my concubine is incredibly strong and has no rivals in Gao Village." Wang Dong glanced at Zhang Shixun with a smug look on his face.
Zhang Shixun was amused by this funny couple. "It's fine to have a competition, but aren't you afraid she might have a miscarriage?"
When Zaohuaer heard this, she quickly covered her stomach and said repeatedly, "Then let's not compete. I'm stronger than you anyway."
After saying that, she yawned and said, "Husband, I'm going back to sleep for a while."
Wang Dong said considerately, "Go back, dear. The road is slippery, walk slowly."
Zhang Shixun's stomach churned and he felt like vomiting.
Why did Wang Dong fall for her? Is it that everything has its limits, and people who are too smart don't like young and beautiful women, but prefer those with low IQ?
Pulling Wang Dong aside, he whispered, "Wang Dong, this sister-in-law you've found is really...quite unique. You already have two concubines. Isn't it time to quiet down a bit?"
"No rush, two is a bit too few. Find at least three more to make up five golden flowers."
"Ah! Five golden flowers?" Zhang Shixun almost laughed out loud. "The appearance of the one just now is quite different from the golden flowers..."
"What's wrong with her looks? I like Zaohua. She has big breasts and a big butt. She's a typical mature woman who's good at raising children."
"Mature...mature woman?" Zhang Shixun grunted for a long time before sighing, "Wang Dong, do you have any misunderstandings about women's appearance?"
"Don't misunderstand me, I like women like this."
Zhang Shixun hesitated for a moment, then continued, "If you want to find five golden flowers, they should be worthy of the name. Even if they are not peonies or roses, they should at least be morning glories. But why are you looking for dogtail flowers?"
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