The two of them sat on the kang and chatted for a while. Seeing that he was still not leaving, Zhang Shixun asked him, "Did you come here just to tell me about the tunnel?"
"Well..." Wang Dong hesitated for a moment and said, "There's one more small matter..."
"Why are you so hesitant?" Zhang Shixun sat down next to him and said, "Tell me what's going on."
"It's like this... Tell me now, and don't laugh at me."
"Okay, I won't laugh at you."
Wang Dong then stammered, "It might be the wormhole effect. I'm with Xiao Qian and the others now, and every night... it happens two or three times."
"Oh! This is the case for older people, frequent urination at night, nothing strange about it."
Wang Dongwen said angrily: "I don't mean nocturnal urination."
"It's not nocturnal urination?" Zhang Shixun pretended to be surprised. "You said two or three times a night, could it be a nosebleed?"
Wang Dong jumped up from his chair. "Zhang Shixun, you bastard! You clearly knew what I was saying, yet you interrupted me! Believe it or not, I'll strangle you to death."
"Okay, I won't interrupt you. Go ahead."
"I wasn't like this before. I was never interested in girls and was even too lazy to talk to them..."
"Wait a minute." Zhang Shixun felt that this guy was becoming more and more shameless. "I remember you were having many small marriages."
Wang Dong said irritably, "They only get married once every few years. Most of the time it's just a one-night stand, and they break up the next day...don't be picky about the words."
"Okay, I won't nitpick, I'll just pick on you..."
"Zhang Shixun!" Wang Dong glared at him.
"Okay." Zhang Shixun coughed lightly and said, "Just now, you said you had seven or eight times a night..."
"Not seven or eight times, but two or three times."
"Oh! Two or three times every night?"
"Um!"
"Strong!" Zhang Shixun gave a thumbs-up. "You can change your name, for example, to 'One Night Three Times'. How about that?"
"Are you making fun of me?" Wang Dong was really annoyed.
"Haha! It wouldn't be fun without jokes." Zhang Shixun put away his smile and said seriously, "Food, sex, and nature are all part of human nature. When it comes to matters between men and women, some people have more, others less. It's perfectly normal. What are you worried about?"
"Two or three times is a bit too much, isn't it?" Wang Dong said worriedly, "I wonder if my health will suffer if this continues for a long time."
"You are asking a blind person for advice. I am not a doctor, and I am not even a novice in this area. I really can't answer your question." Zhang Shixun told the truth.
"You're always talking to Ding... Ding whatever it is, I can never remember her name."
"Dingdusai."
"Remember this time... You hang out with beauties like Ding Dusai, Li Shishi, and Feng Yinu every day, and yet you still haven't..."
"No!" Zhang Shixun flatly denied.
You can brag about other things, but you must never brag about this kind of thing.
Wang Dong smiled. "Although I'm deeply skeptical, I'll trust you for once, considering your sincerity. At the same time, as your best friend, I'd like to kindly remind you that you should examine whether you're truly normal."
"Thank you for your kind reminder. I'm quite normal in this regard. The reason I haven't had any experience with this until now is entirely because I've adhered to my moral bottom line... Don't glare at me. I don't mean to condemn you for being immoral. I only have a little contempt and disgust for you."
"Whether you condemn me or despise me, my actions are perfectly justified. They are part of the natural instinct of human reproduction. You won't deny that, right?"
"Hmm! If pigs could talk, they would say the same thing."
"You bastard! Are you scolding me?"
"No, I'm just telling the truth. That's what honest people do."
"Okay, since I can't communicate with you, forget it." Wang Dong stood up and walked towards the door.
"No, you haven't finished your story yet." Zhang Shixun pulled him aside and said, "You just have more than the average person. What are you worried about?"
"It's easy to say, but it's really not normal. If this continues, my body will have problems sooner or later." Wang Dong looked worried. "I tried to control myself in this regard, but it didn't work."
"Just let it be, as long as you don't feel physically tired."
"There's nothing wrong with my health. I sleep well, eat delicious meals, and I feel more energetic and stamina than before."
"Then what are you worried about?"
"But, two or three times a night is too unreasonable."
Zhang Shixun laughed out loud, "Haha, is it reasonable for the two of us to travel through time and space?"
Wang Dong was stunned for a moment, then slapped his forehead. "That's right, how could I have forgotten about this?"
Zhang Shixun comforted him, saying, "Don't dwell on it. Since God has given you this, whether it's good or bad, just accept it with joy."
"I have no choice but to accept it."
As he was talking, Ding Dusai pushed the door open and came in, smiling sweetly at Wang Dong: "Sir, it's time to eat. Call Mr. Wang to eat with you."
"I've eaten. You guys eat. I'm leaving." Wang Dong said and left without looking back.
Zhang Shixun and Ding Dusai came to the front living room and saw the food on the table. Their appetites immediately grew. "It's steamed buns! My favorite!"
"Here are two more side dishes for Mr. Zhang to go with his wine." Feng Yinu brought in two plates with a smile.
"Dried radish and boiled mutton." Not bad, not bad, I like it too." Zhang Shixun nodded with satisfaction.
"As long as you like it." Ding Dusai took out a bottle of wine and pulled out the cork with great effort.
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