"Comparisons are frustrating," another prisoner yelled. "He's only fifteen or sixteen and he's already got plenty of women, but I've never had a woman in my life."
"My family is poor, and I don't have any either."
"Neither have I."
"This world is unfair."
The prison suddenly became noisy, with curses rising one after another.
Seeing that things had been stirred up, Gao Yanei was so happy that he laughed so hard that he was out of breath.
"Gao Yanei, if I don't kill you after we get out, you are my father!" Wang Hongfu gnashed his teeth in hatred, wishing he could eat Gao Yanei alive.
"I am your father."
There was laughter in the cell.
Gao Yanei laughed for a long time, feeling very happy. All the anger he had suffered today was released, and he felt very happy.
He laughed for a long while before continuing, "Wang Hongfu, if you think you don't have enough wives and concubines, you can always go and borrow from your father. Your father has a large group of wives and concubines. Rumor has it that there are over a hundred or eighty of them."
There was a cry of surprise from inside the prison, "One hundred and eighty, is that true?"
Gao Yanei did not answer. Wang Fu did have many wives and concubines, but not a hundred or eighty.
Wang Hongfu was cursing loudly and expressing his condolences to Gao Yanei's eight generations of ancestors.
"Wang Husun, you don't know what people say about your father. If you tell them, it will be too unpleasant to hear... Forget it, my father and your father are officials in the same court, so I won't teach you these unpleasant words..."
Before he could finish his words, a clamor of voices rose from the prison: "Young Master, just tell us what's going on. Tell us what's going on and make everyone happy. To be honest, I've been locked up in prison for so long that I don't know anything about the outside world."
"Yes, just tell me, the people here can't leave for a while, so they won't spread the gossip outside."
Gao Yanei shook his head and said, "Not right, not right! His father is the prime minister after all, so we should give him some face."
There was a burst of boos in the cell.
"It's not that I don't want to say it, but... think about it, old vixen, old cuckold, old shameless, old shameless... Oh! It's just too ugly... Everyone should know that my surname Gao is from a scholarly family, and I am a scholar. There are some things I really can't say." When Gao Yanei said this, he couldn't help laughing.
The prison was suddenly filled with laughter. Some people were saying dirty words, some were cursing, and some were singing obscene songs... It was so noisy and chaotic, as lively as a market.
After everyone had had enough of the commotion, Gao Yanei continued, "His father has so many wives and concubines, anyone would know it's impossible to keep them all, unless you have an iron bird. Don't you agree?"
"That's right!" someone shouted.
"So many wives and concubines, all in their twenties, beautiful ladies, all in love, are monopolized by this shameless old man. It's impossible for them to be equally shared. As time goes on, there will always be one or two, two or three, or even seven or eight of them who will become unfaithful. Don't you agree?"
"Exactly!" This time there were even more people making a fuss.
"Maybe some of these wives and concubines have been having affairs with people outside, and are having unclear relationships with them, don't you think?" Gao Yanei became more and more excited as he spoke.
"Exactly!" Almost all the prisoners joined in the booing.
"Shut up!" Wang Hongfu shouted, his voice drowned out by the noise.
"Wang Husun, your father wanted so many beauties simply because he wanted to give you more brothers and sisters. However, things didn't go as planned. No matter how hard your father tried, you are the only child in the Wang family. It's really puzzling... No, no, no! It's really puzzling."
"This is called occupying the toilet without doing anything," a prisoner shouted.
"That's right! This brother is absolutely right. This is what they call occupying the toilet without doing anything." Gao Yanei was talking with his mouth full of foam. "There are so many beautiful women in the Wang family. They are just sitting there doing nothing... Wang Husun, as the saying goes, good things should be kept within the family. You can take advantage of this opportunity to get one or two of them. First, you can satisfy your craving, and second, you can help your father relieve his worries. It's a win-win situation. Why not?"
The prisoners in the jail cheered loudly and were crazy with joy.
"Exactly! It's a waste if you don't use it!"
“I want to use it again after using it!”
“Okay! Hahahaha…!”
…
Wang Hongfu was so angry that his lungs almost exploded, and he was gasping for breath.
"Wang Husun, why are you silent?" Gao Yanei, seeing no response from the other side, said unyieldingly, "Oh! Could it be that you have already done something like this quietly and secretly?"
"You thief! Shut up!" Wang Hongfu was almost mad with anger. He kicked the prison bars hard and shouted angrily, "If you keep talking nonsense, I swear by my surname, Wang, I will..."
"Alright! Don't get angry, okay? A gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists, and certainly not his feet... Kick gently. If you damage the cell, Nie Fuzun will definitely not let you go. He's a good man in every way, but he's a bit mean-spirited. Don't say I didn't warn you."
Wang Hongfu was so angry that he kicked the fence even harder. However, the fence was fine, but his foot made a "crack" sound in pain. He sat down on the ground with his face pale and cold sweat broke out.
Gao Yanei, however, refused to let him go. He had already offended this fellow, so he might as well offend him more severely. "Wang Husun, I never expose anyone's shortcomings. Let's not talk about those messy things in your family. Let's get back to talking about you. You really didn't peek into the women's restroom?"
After talking for a long time, he came back to the same topic.
"Bah! Gao Yanei, are you done yet? How could I, the son of a great prime minister, do such a thing?" Wang Hongfu said with a grin as he asked his followers to rub his feet.
"Okay, that's fine. But I'm still wondering, what were you planning on doing by sneaking around the wall so early in the morning? Tell me the truth right away... You're such a jerk."
Wang Hongfu was almost crying. He didn't expect Gao Yanei to be so unreasonable. If he had known that this guy was so difficult to deal with, he would never have provoked him even if he was beaten to death.
"What are you dawdling for over there? Speak up, I'm listening with all my ears." Gao Yanei urged repeatedly.
"I didn't do such a thing." Wang Hongfu wanted to die.
"Why would you sneak around the wall for no reason? You look so sneaky. Who would believe you if you said you weren't peeping into the women's restroom? Everyone, do you believe me?"
"I don't believe it!" Everyone in the prison responded in unison.
"Why do you keep talking about toilets? Can you talk about something else?" Wang Hongfu strongly denied it.
"Are you going to rob someone so early in the morning?" Gao Yanei said in a loud voice, "Your family doesn't seem to be short of money. You'd rather be a yanei than become a bandit... Speaking of which, I have to say you can't go to that place if you want to be a bandit. What's there to rob in a women's restroom? Unless you want to rape someone."
"Pah! Open your mouth and go to the toilet, close your mouth and go to the toilet, can you speak human language?"
"Anyway, what you did was definitely not a good thing... Oh! No! I finally understand what you want to do." Gao Yanei insisted.
"Young Master, tell me quickly, what does he want to do?" Zhang Shixun covered his stomach and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Gao Yanei rolled his eyes and said, "What else can he do? He wants to steal shit and eat it!"
Zhang Shixun and the other prisoners burst into laughter...
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