"Wang Dong, don't make fun of me. What do I need its arm for?"
"Have you forgotten that the Black and White Impermanence can be separated?"
"I haven't forgotten, but what's the point of just removing one arm?"
"Fool! Their arms can be an independent entity."
"Can this independent entity protect Dingdusai?"
"Of course you can. Let it turn into a kitten or puppy and follow Ding Dusai. It will definitely ensure her safety."
"Kittens and puppies? Wang Dong, don't lie to me." Zhang Shixun was skeptical.
"Don't underestimate the arm of the Black and White Impermanence. The kittens and puppies it transforms into are also very powerful. They have iron teeth and copper fangs and can easily bite through steel bars. The saliva it spits is a strong corrosive agent and will leave a hole on a person's body. It also has many other functions, such as..." Wang Dong talked incessantly about his robot.
Zhang Shixun was stunned when he heard this. What the hell! This is simply awesome.
Wang Dong blabbered for a long time, and finally asked, "Brother Shixun, you can ask Ding Dusai whether he likes cats or dogs."
"You said you're excited, right? I'm the older brother, and you're the younger brother... As for cats and dogs, I don't need to ask Ding Dusai, she likes cats more than dogs."
Ding Dusai is afraid of mice, so he must like cats. There is no need to ask.
"Whatever you want, just give the Black Impermanence an order. As for the stage equipment, I'll have the White Impermanence deliver it to you tomorrow. Are you satisfied now?"
"Satisfied! Very satisfied. Wang Dong, you are truly omnipotent. You are a good partner and friend. With you, my life and career will flourish and shine like the sun and the moon."
Zhang Shixun said a lot of flattering words.
When someone is helping you so much, saying a few nice words to them is a free thing to do, so why not do it?
"Stop!" Wang Dong was amused by him. "It's because you're using me that I'm so obedient."
"Not entirely. I am truly proud of you."
"So, I'm going to try to trick you. Let me ask you, is that Miss Chen still running the soup and pancake shop?"
Zhang Shixun was stunned. "Why? Aren't you no longer interested in her?"
"She was the first woman I fell in love with after arriving in the Song Dynasty. How could I forget her so easily?" Wang Dong sighed. "To be honest, of my two concubines, I was truly satisfied with marrying Xiao Qian. Although she's uneducated, she's very virtuous and considerate. She's the type of woman who loves me and is a good wife and mother. Marrying Zao Hua was a bit too hasty... Damn it! She causes me so much trouble all day long and is a real worry."
"What happened to her?"
"I spoke a few words to a widow in the village, and she broke her nose that very day."
Zhang Shixun laughed out loud.
"I hadn't even said a word to her before she started throwing a tantrum like a shrew."
Zhang Shixun just smiled and couldn't persuade him.
"Don't laugh. What do you think I should do with her?" Wang Dong said in frustration, "She's pregnant with my child now. I can't hit her or scold her. I'm so worried about her."
"Asking me about this kind of thing is like asking a blind man for advice... It's the same old saying, you have to clean your own ass. No one else can help you. Who made you so impulsive as to marry such a woman... Old Wang, I still don't understand. You're an educated man, so why marry such an uneducated and ugly woman? What are you after? Is it just because she has a big ass?"
"Women like this are more fertile, while those small-breasted and butt-less girls are less fertile. This isn't just my own nonsense; it's based on scientific evidence."
"You always have a point."
"Of course it makes sense. Facts have proven that I was right. Now Zaohua is pregnant with my child."
After a pause, Wang Dong continued, "The reason I haven't gotten married is because I've never gotten a woman pregnant."
"Oh! I finally understand. In that time and space, you did have problems with fertility."
"Yeah! This is my unspeakable secret, so I keep changing girlfriends. I can't accept it."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"Nonsense! Of course I've seen a doctor, even the most famous specialists in the world, and I've had countless tests... Damn it! They still can't figure out what's wrong. Tell me, isn't that weird?"
"You come from an era where time machines can be built. Medicine must be more advanced than ours in the 21st century. You..."
"Stop!" Wang Dong interrupted him, "We have an agreement. You can't try to trick me into asking about my background."
"Okay, I won't evade the question. Let's continue with the previous topic... Since the examination showed no problems, you should trust science and not be too impatient. Having a child requires patience."
"Bullshit patience! My father once threatened me when he was alive that if I couldn't have children, I would have nothing to do with his family fortune. How could I not be anxious?"
"You really have a pig brain. It can be done artificially. This technology is already very mature in our 21st century."
"My father also said that artificial things are absolutely unacceptable, and any unnatural methods are unacceptable."
"Haha! I kind of understand now. The reason you keep getting married is because you want to have a child to prove you're fertile."
"That's how it is. People fight for a breath, and Buddha accepts a stick of incense."
"Putting aside the moral issues, if you keep pushing yourself like this, your chances of having children will naturally plummet. Don't you understand this simple truth?"
"You know shit!" Wang Dong finally lost his patience and started swearing. "There are so many people who are more ridiculous than me. They can give birth to litters of puppies, so why can't I? Damn it! The problem lies with me. Today I finally understand that it's not a physical problem, but a psychological one. I really want a child."
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