Someone from another cell shouted, "I figured it out. The yamenei paid the jailer to let him out."
"Bullshit!" Gao Yanei was furious. He followed the sound to the cell door and said, "I'll give you money. Can you ask the jailer to let you out for a while?"
"This... seems impossible." The man replied.
"That's right. Even if the jailer had a thousand guts, he wouldn't dare to release the prisoners without permission. This is a serious crime. If that bastard Nie Shan knew about it, he wouldn't be able to chop off eight heads." After Gao Yanei finished speaking, he snorted coldly and started to walk in a figure eight stance again.
"Gao Yanei!" Someone called him again, this time it was Wang Hongfu.
Gao Yanei pretended not to hear and continued to wander around the corridor like a sideways crab.
"Gao Chengzong." Seeing that Gao Yanei ignored him, Wang Hongfu raised his voice again.
"Who's calling me by my first name?" Gao Yanei paused, looking around. "How rude! Didn't your parents teach you to respect people of status?"
"Gao Yanei, you bastard! I'm the one calling you." Wang Hongfu was angry.
"Ah! It's an old crow croaking." Gao Yanei came over, swaying. "Bird King, what are you calling me for?"
"Stop it." Wang Hongfu leaned on the fence and stared at Gao Yanei, unable to suppress his curiosity: "Why did you run outside?"
"King Birdman, do you want to know?" Gao Yanei smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth almost reached his ears.
"Well! Of course I want to know, just tell me." Wang Hongfu's curiosity got the better of him, and he didn't bother to argue with him.
Gao Yanei leaned closer to him and pretended to be profound: "To tell you the truth, I once learned Taoism from a Taoist master. Let alone a small cell in the Silusi, even the Tianlao Prison can be easily walked out of me."
Hearing him say this, Wang Hongfu was half-believing and half-doubting, and looked at Gao Yanei with his eyes rolling.
Seeing that he remained silent, Gao Yanei grew even more smug. He put his hands behind his back, coughed softly, and said, "If I hadn't been so bored, I wouldn't have cast a spell and wandered around... You're lucky to have the opportunity to witness the immortal's magic."
Just as he was feeling proud, a group of jailers rushed in after hearing the news. The head jailer looked pale and said, "Oh my! My little ancestor, you...how did you get out?"
Gao Yanei still had his hands behind his back and glanced at him sideways: "What's the matter? I'm getting bored in here, so why not come out for a walk?"
"Okay! Of course, but but..." The jailer wiped the sweat from his forehead and ran to the prison door to carefully check the lock. Seeing that the lock on the prison door was in good condition, he looked into the cell and saw Zhang Shixun in the cell grinning at him with his white teeth bared.
After a moment of stunned silence, the jailer turned around and ran to Gao Yanei, bowing repeatedly and saying, "Gao Yanei, please be kind and return to the cell to save me from the hardship. Being a jailer is not easy for me. I have a lot of people to support at home. If anything goes wrong, the Nie family respects him... well... you know."
"Everyone says that Nie Fuzun is petty and vindictive, but I don't think so. He's just a straightforward person, and a bit rigid in his work. How can he be petty?"
"Young Master, please go back to the cell, considering how hard it is for us to make a living. I beg you." The jailer didn't dare to lock him up, so he kowtowed repeatedly and begged him to go back to the cell.
"Forget it. Considering your pity, I will put away my magic and go back to the cell." Gao Yanei had almost had enough fun by now.
The jailer was also a believer in Taoism. When he heard the word "magic", he looked as if he had suddenly understood something.
No wonder, being able to get out of the prison without leaving any trace is impossible without advanced magic.
"Young Master, you are considerate of me. Just accept my magic." The jailer's face was full of admiration.
"Yeah!" Gao Yanei slowly turned around and came to the door of the cell.
Everyone in the prison stared at Gao Yanei, waiting to see how he would cast his spell and return to the cell.
After waiting for a long time, there was no movement, but Gao Yanei said, "I'm hungry."
"Hungry?" The jailer was confused and asked cautiously, "You mean..."
Gao Yanei rolled his eyes at him. "What are you talking about? You can't cast spells when you're hungry... Tsk! You don't even understand that. Let me tell you, casting spells is also very exhausting."
"Oh! I understand. I'll buy some food for Yanei right away." The jailer patted his head and turned to the jailer behind him and said, "What are you all standing there for? Hurry up and buy some food for Yanei... None of you have any sense."
"Plum blossom buns, I want to eat plum blossom buns." Gao Yanei said, took out a piece of silver from his pocket and threw it over without even looking at it. "I am a fairy, I won't let your hard work be in vain."
Zhang Shixun in the prison burst out laughing. Damn, he has become a god. He is really an ignorant guy.
The jailer took the silver and bowed flatteringly, "Young Master, you are so generous! I wish you will soon become an immortal, so that we ordinary people can also follow you to heaven."
Zhang Shixun was amazed. What kind of people are these? It really opened my eyes.
Gao Yanei, with a proud expression, patted the jailer's shoulder in praise. He glanced at Zhang Shixun again, and seeing him laughing, he straightened his face and scolded him, "What are you laughing at? If it weren't for your vulgarity that's weighing me down, I would have taken you away from this damn place long ago."
To cooperate with him, Zhang Shixun quickly suppressed his smile, clasped his hands and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, I am deeply grateful for your loyalty."
Gao Yanei waved his hands: "Forget it! Anyway, my father will send someone to pick me up today, so it won't cost a moment... Jailer, what are you still standing there for? Open the door!"
The jailer was stunned. "I've already sent someone to buy buns. Why don't you finish eating the buns before casting the spell and going in?"
"No need to wait. If you are discovered by Nie Fuzun, you will be in big trouble. I am thinking about you."
The jailer thought what he said made sense, so he quickly took out the key, opened the prison door, and respectfully invited Gao Yanei in.
As soon as the jailer left, Gao Yanei could no longer hold back and burst into laughter while lying on the bed, kicking his feet in the air.
"Yanei! What are you laughing at?" asked Wang Hongfu from next door.
Gao Yanei was so busy laughing that he didn't bother to answer.
Laugh enough first.
Zhang Shixun answered for him, "Gao Yanei has been practicing Taoism for a long time, but he has never been able to grasp the key. Today, he suddenly had an epiphany and finally achieved the great Dao. How could he not be happy?"
"You should be happy, hehe!" Wang Hongfu laughed dryly and asked tentatively, "Brother Zhang, may I ask which immortal master Gao Yanei learned the Taoist magic from?"
Zhang Shixun chuckled secretly and replied, "I've heard before that his master is from Mount Laoshan, a man of great enlightenment."
After saying this, he suddenly remembered the Taoist priest of Mount Laoshan in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", and his heart was moved.
Since Wang Hongfu is interested in Taoism, why not take this opportunity to dig a big hole for this hateful guy and let him perform the story of the Taoist priest of Laoshan.
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