Wang Fu was furious and pointed at his nose and said, "You...you villain!"
Li Bangyan pushed his hand aside and said, "You are the villain. We are officials in the same court and ministers in the same palace. Why should I give it to you?"
Zhang Shixun crossed his arms and watched the two men fight with a smile on his face.
Zhao Ji just lowered his head to drink the "immortal tea" and turned a blind eye to the fight between the two ministers.
Wang Fu and the other man refused to give in to each other and were stuck there for a while.
Tong Guan drank the "immortal tea" in his cup and said to the two of them, "I have an idea. Do you want to hear it?"
Wang Fu said, "General Tong, please speak."
"Play finger-guessing between you two. Whoever wins gets the cup of fairy tea."
Wang Fu looked at Li Bangyan and asked, "How is it?"
"I have no objection. Let's play finger-guessing."
Then, a funny scene appeared.
Two important officials of the dynasty started playing finger-guessing games.
"Eight horses!"
"The Five Champions!"
"Hello, brothers!"
"Three stars photo!"
"Four seasons of prosperity!"
…
In the end, Wang Fu lost.
Qiuju brought the "magic tea" over.
Li Bangyan took the glass triumphantly and was about to bring it to his lips when Wang Fu suddenly said "Pooh" and spat into the glass in his hand.
Everyone was stunned.
Li Bangyan looked at the cup in his hand in surprise, not knowing whether to drink it or not.
Wang Fu laughed wickedly, "Shimei, I'll give you one thousand taels of silver, and give me this cup of fairy tea."
Li Bangyan's face turned red and white, and anger surged in his heart.
He suddenly let out a strange cry, raised his hand, and poured the "magic tea" in his hand towards Wang Fu...
Wang Fu was caught off guard and had his head and face doused with the "magic tea".
Just when everyone thought Wang Fu was going to get angry, he stuck out his tongue and rolled it up, praising, "What a wonderful tea!"
Depend on!
Zhang Shixun was stunned.
I only knew that the character of the "Six Thieves of the Northern Song Dynasty" was worse than the other, but I didn't expect them to be so bad.
The evil deeds and evil appearances of the two men once again refreshed Zhang Shixun's impression.
Zhao Ji finally couldn't stand it anymore. He drank the tea in his cup in one gulp and shouted angrily, "Get out of here, both of you!"
Zhang Shixun hurried to persuade him, "Your Majesty, today is a great day. Prime Minister Wang and Prime Minister Li deliberately put on a double act to amuse you."
He turned around and winked at the two of them.
Wang Fu and Li Bangyan were both smart people, how could they not understand what he meant?
"Your Majesty, Shimei and I are acting. Are you enjoying it?" Wang Fu wiped his wet cheeks, glared at Zhang Shixun, and said in feigned anger, "You actually eavesdropped on my conversation with Shimei."
A sissy.
Zhang Shixun felt like vomiting after seeing this.
Zhao Ji was not stupid, so of course he knew that several people were putting on a show for him.
He asked Zhang Shixun, "Shixun, where did you get the immortal tea?"
"this……"
Seeing him hesitate, Zhao Ji waved his hand and said, "Since it's inconvenient for you to say, I won't ask. If you get more fairy tea, can you give me some?"
Zhang Shixun shook his head. "It's impossible... Your Majesty, you've already had two drinks. Drinking more won't add much to your lifespan."
"Oh!" Zhao Ji felt quite regretful.
The so-called fairy tea is actually coffee.
It’s a pity that Wang Dong doesn’t have much stock left, otherwise he would definitely make a lot of money by passing coffee off as “magic tea”.
At this time, the guests at several tables on the second floor had eaten and drunk their fill, and went up to the third floor under the guidance of Gao Yanei.
Zhang Shixun greeted them warmly, "My dear gentlemen, my dear generals, welcome... There are sofas and chairs here, please find a place to sit."
The emperor is here, who dares to sit?
Except for Cai Jing, the others who came earlier were still standing.
Zhang Shixun walked back to Zhao Ji and whispered, "Sir, no one dared to sit down until you gave the order."
Zhao Ji looked back and said with a sullen face, "Why are there so many people? It's such a mess."
"Sir, it's better to have more people. It's easier to leave the fairyland... Look, this landscape painting has been here for a long time, but it hasn't left the fairyland yet."
"It's easy to leave the wonderland when there are too many people?"
"yes."
"Then...let them sit down."
Zhang Shixun stood up straight and shouted loudly: "My dear seniors, the emperor has asked you to find a seat."
"Thank you, sir!"
The ministers saluted Zhao Ji and then found a seat to sit down.
After they sat down, several male waiters began to serve them tea.
Under Zhang Shixun's secret control, the lights in the hall suddenly dimmed, 3D animation appeared on the screen, and a deep baritone voice echoed in the hall.
The poem goes: "Before the universe was divided, heaven and earth were in turmoil, vast and boundless, invisible to the naked eye. Ever since Pangu shattered the primordial chaos, the clear and the turbid have been separated. All living things look up to the Supreme Benevolence, creating all things for good." To understand the power of creation, one must read "Journey to the West: The Eternal World."
Then, the first episode of the 3D version of "Journey to the West" began.
The hall suddenly became quiet, and everyone stared at the screen in a daze.
Zhang Shixun also watched it until the first episode ended and the second episode began, then he turned around and went downstairs.
"Wang Dong, where did this 3D version of Journey to the West come from?"
"Database."
“Where does the information in the database come from?”
“Collected by scientists.”
"Tell me, what happened in 2185?"
"What's 2185?"
"This 3D version of Journey to the West was filmed in 2185... Lao Wang, you and I are not from the same era. You're from the future, right?"
Wang Dong was silent for a moment, then said, "We have an agreement. You don't ask where I come from, and I won't ask where you're going... Zhang Shixun, you must keep your word. Otherwise, there's no point in continuing our relationship."
"I'm not interested in what era you come from. My only question is, why are you so nice to me and considerate of me in everything you do?"
"Because... Damn it! Don't ask. If you do, I have no answer."
Wang Dong hung up after he finished speaking.
Zhang Shixun shook his head and stood there for a full incense stick of time.
Suddenly, there was a "dong dong" sound on the stairs, and several waiters carried a person down from upstairs, followed by Gao Yanei.
Zhang Shixun hurried over and asked, "What's going on?"
Gao Yanei said: "Old Liu from the Ministry of Personnel fainted after seeing the monster."
Zhang Shixun bent down and touched Lao Liu's carotid artery. Fortunately, it was beating.
At this time, Lao Liu woke up, opened his eyes and said, "I was scared to death."
Zhang Shixun was both angry and amused. He waved his hand at the waiter and said, "Send him down properly and have someone hire a sedan chair to take him home."
As soon as this person was sent down, another one was carried down.
We can't go on like this. If someone gets scared to death, it will be a big trouble.
Zhang Shixun quickly said in the smart system: "Xiaomei, turn off the video."
"Yes, Master."
Zhang Shixun came to the third floor and looked at everyone. He saw that everyone was pale and obviously frightened.
"Everyone! I have something to say." Zhang Shixun clapped his hands.
Everyone looked at him.
"What you just saw was a script written by a wandering immortal. It didn't really happen."
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