"Sir, you didn't jump out from the cracks in the rocks like that monkey did, did you?"
Zhang Shixun was stunned for a moment and thought to himself: Although I didn't jump out of a crack in the rock, it's almost the same. If I tell you that I came out of a wormhole, you might think I'm a monster.
When Zhang Shixun woke up the next morning, he was still thinking, "I wish I had the Monkey King's 72 transformations."
He muttered to himself, sat up from the bed, and looked at the window. It was still pitch black outside.
It has become a habit to wake up at this time, and I am no longer sleepy.
He got dressed and got out of bed, went to the backyard to stretch his muscles and start his exercise for the day.
A few stone locks have been added to the backyard. They were bought a few days ago. In this era, warriors need them to build up their strength.
Zhang Shixun played with the stone lock like a juggler, and the object weighing dozens of pounds still felt light.
The increase in strength is mainly due to the improvement of his physical fitness in the lifeboat. In addition, the wormhole effect seems to be reflected in him as well.
It seemed as if there was God's will. The wormhole effect brought him an increase in strength, instead of increasing it to an inexplicable level like Wang Dong's.
I hope this thing is only used to give birth to children and not for any evil purpose.
By daybreak, Zhang Shixun was already steaming all over. He had taken off his clothes and was boxing with his bare chest.
"Sir, what would you like to eat? I'll go buy it for you." Sangou came to the backyard with his neck hunched and his hands in his sleeves.
Zhang Shixun paused after practicing his routine, wiped his sweat with a towel, and replied, "We have guests coming today. Come with me to the market to buy some food. We can eat on the way."
"Oh well."
The three dogs have grown taller and gained weight, and are completely different from when they first arrived.
The little brat is eating his father out of money. Sangou is at the peak of his growth and is the one who eats the most.
Sangou's family was poor and could not afford to support him, so they could only try their best to prevent him from starving to death.
Since he came here, he could eat whatever he wanted and didn't have to do any heavy work, so he grew very fast.
"Sangou, how old are you this year?" Zhang Shixun asked.
"My Lord, I am almost fifteen years old this year."
"Well! Wait a few more years and you can talk about having a wife."
"My mother is at home asking someone to tell me about it."
"Ah! Are you going to find a wife now?" Zhang Shixun was a little surprised.
Little kid, isn't this too early?
"Maodan at the village head is about my age and already has a child."
It's incredible that someone who is already a child already has a child.
Zhang Shixun shook his head and went to the front to wash up.
While washing his face, he recalled what happened last night. After reading the book, the beauties surrounded him and asked him questions all over the place. They kept asking until he felt dizzy.
"Sir, you really didn't jump out of a crack in the rock?"
"Master Zhang, you deny that you are a Heavenly Master, but where did the Heavenly Book come from?"
"Mr. Zhang, are there demons and monsters in the sky?"
"Master Zhang, where is the Flower-Fruit Mountain, and where is the Western Aolai Kingdom?"
...Questions came out of the girls' lips like a machine gun, turning into beautiful musical notes in the air, floating down.
Zhang Shixun was unable to hold on any longer and broke out of the Kingdom of Women with his head in his hands. He even turned a deaf ear to Han Shizhong calling him from behind.
This proves the old saying: There is no hardship that cannot be endured, but there is happiness that cannot be enjoyed.
Especially good fortune.
Although I was a little embarrassed at the time, when I think back on it later, I still feel it was very erotic.
The fact that they pester him shows that he is attractive.
After washing his face, Zhang Shixun began to comb his hair. Now his hair was big enough to be tied into a bun at the back of his head.
He lay over the basin of water, looking left and right. Although his reflection in the water was hazy, he could still make out his general outline.
Zhang Shixun thought to himself with some pride: Beautiful girls like me mainly because I am too handsome, with sharp features on my face, and I look very manly.
His skin is a little dark, but it’s not a disadvantage for a man... He’s not a woman, why does he need to be so white? Does being a pretty boy sound good?
Although she doesn’t have double eyelids, her eyes are big, and her big eyes make her look energetic!
Although double eyelids look good when you are young, they start to sag after middle age. There is no such concern for single big eyes.
And the nose bridge, although it can't be said to be high, it is definitely not a flat nose.
His lips are a bit thick, but if a man has thin lips, he will look a bit mean and unmanly.
"Sir, when are we going to the market?" Sangou asked when he saw him lying on the washbasin in a daze.
"Well! Let's go." Zhang Shixun raised his head and returned to reality from his narcissistic state.
Before leaving, Zhang Shixun made a summary for himself: He is definitely not the kind of person who is very ordinary, very common, with no obvious shortcomings, no outstanding advantages, and is difficult to find when thrown into a crowd.
Zhang Shixun walked in front, and Sangou followed behind with his black horse. The two of them came out of Jinqian Lane and bought some hot meat buns that had just come out of the oven on the street. They ate while starting to shop along West Street.
Han Shizhong and his wife are coming to visit today. This was an appointment I made with Han Shizhong when I escaped from Li’s house last night.
Now that this legendary figure has appeared in our sight, we can no longer let him disappear from our sight. We must do everything we can to keep him by our side, preferably to be assigned to the First Army.
Han Shizhong is now at the lowest point in his life and is a member of the failed Northern Expedition team.
As the saying goes, a defeated phoenix is worse than a chicken. Now Han Shizhong is a defeated phoenix.
Although we didn't have a detailed conversation last night, I could still get a lot of information from his few words.
First, Han Shizhong was short of money, and very short of money.
Second, he will be sent to Weishi to suppress bandits, which is a tough job.
Suppressing bandits has always been an extremely difficult and thankless task. If you do it well, you won't get much credit, but if you do it poorly, you will be punished.
Today we must find out Han Shizhong's true strengths and weaknesses, and first keep him stable, and then act according to the circumstances.
As he strolled along, Zhang Shixun bought almost everything he saw. In a short while, the goods were piled up like a small mountain on his horse's back.
"Sir, you bought so many delicious foods that we can't finish them all." The three dogs followed behind happily, looking very excited.
"Didn't I tell you that we have customers coming today, so we have to buy more." Zhang Shixun explained casually.
"Is this guest of noble status?"
"Of course, this guest is extraordinary and will definitely become a great hero in the future."
"How will the master know what will happen in the future?" Sangou asked curiously.
"I know astronomy and geography. I can know everything about the past five thousand years just by counting on my fingers." Zhang Shixun said without hesitation.
"I know you are a great man, you are a master from heaven."
"The Heavenly Master has descended to earth?" Zhang Shixun stopped and asked him.
"The neighbors are all saying that you hold the Book of Heaven and know everything about the world of the living and the underworld."
Zhang Shixun was startled.
Damn it! This rumor is getting more and more outrageous.
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