"Lizhi, what are Sizi and Chengyang doing?"
Compared with Li Er's shock, Empress Changsun was much more anxious.
His own daughter was stripped naked in broad daylight.
No matter what the reason is, it's because I, the mother, didn't raise my children well.
If Wei Zheng, that big troll, knew about this, Erlang might even be forced to issue a self-criticism edict.
"Father, mother, the young master needs to change into a special swimsuit to swim here. Chengyang and Sizi are preparing to change into their swimsuits!"
Hearing her mother's question, Li Lizhi quickly explained in a low voice.
As he was talking, Zhou Yu had already helped the little girl change into a cartoon swimsuit.
However, when Li Er and Empress Zhangsun saw the style of the swimsuit clearly, their expressions changed instantly.
"Is this a swimsuit?"
"What's the difference between this and not wearing anything?"
"Could it be that people a thousand years later have become so shameless?"
"Zhou Yu, I thought you were a gentleman, but I never thought you would dare to do such a dirty thing in front of me."
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Zhou Yu: ...
Can't you stand this?
If you go for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you, Li Er, jump three feet high?
Glancing at the angry Li Erbai, Zhou Yu said unhappily, "Your Majesty, times have changed. The swimsuits Sizi and Chengyang are wearing are already considered the most conservative."
"Is this the most conservative?" Li Er asked in disbelief. "Is there anything more revealing than this?"
"Of course, if you don't believe me, just look."
Zhou Yu found it troublesome to explain, so he simply took a tablet computer from the side.
After a series of operations, a video of the sunny beach began to play on the screen.
Look at those beauties in the video, with only a few ropes and pieces of cloth tied up on their bodies, walking around in the crowd in a swaggering manner.
Li Er, who was originally very angry, suddenly stared with his eyes wide open.
Are modern welfare benefits so good?
In comparison, those Hu girls are simply good ladies.
Unlike Li Er's blatant admiration, Empress Changsun just glanced at him for a few seconds and then turned her head away shyly.
Although the Tang Dynasty was open-minded, it was definitely not open to this extent.
Even the singers and dancers in the red-light district wear more than this.
Seeing that both her father and mother were stunned on the spot with a look of disbelief, Li Lizhi blushed and could only add in a low voice: "Ahem, father, mother, what the young master said... is indeed true."
She has a lot to say about this issue.
Before, when she was at the water park, she had seen many women in bikinis appearing in front of everyone so openly.
Li Er: ...
Empress Changsun: ...
Have the rituals and music of later generations really collapsed to such an extent?
"Aye, mother, look at my nest~"
Just as Li Er and Empress Zhangsun were frowning and sighing, the little kid who had been prepared turned around and called out to them.
Seeing that his father and mother were looking at him, the little kid holding the swimming ring jumped into the swimming pool happily.
After entering the water, the little kid didn't take the next step, but looked at Zhou Yu with a grin.
Without Zhou Yu's help, she couldn't adjust to a swimming position.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu understood what the little milk ball meant.
Reaching out and pressing on the swimming ring, the little ball of milk that was originally floating vertically on the water changed to a prone position.
Plop~plop~
After adjusting its posture, the little kid started flapping its short legs vigorously.
The little guy fluttered his feet and proudly showed off to Li Er and Empress Zhangsun, "Aye, mother, look at me, I'm learning to swim~"
Li Er: ...
Empress Changsun: ...
Just splashing around in the water a few times means you’ve learned to swim?
I've been struggling for a long time, why hasn't it moved?
Seeing that his father and mother had strange expressions, the little kid immediately looked towards the edge of the swimming pool.
After realizing that she hadn't moved, she couldn't help but say with a look of embarrassment: "Hehe, I forgot there were no waves here~"
When I was learning to swim, I was so focused on relying on the waves to take shortcuts that I almost forgot I hadn’t learned yet.
But this does not affect the little milk ball from showing off.
After pretending to flutter a few times, she looked at Zhou Yu eagerly again.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu naturally understood what she meant.
So, a moment later, the little girl wearing a mermaid costume, a diving mask and a snorkel appeared in front of Li Er and Empress Changsun.
Plop~
Gurgle~
The little kid, dressed up, jumped into the swimming pool.
Then, the little person began to twist in the water like a caterpillar.
Let’s look at Chengyang again.
Knowing that she had not learned to swim, she put on her diving equipment right away.
Soon after the little girl got into the water, she couldn't wait to jump in.
So, the number of caterpillars in the water increased from one to two.
Li Er: ...
Empress Changsun: ...
"Lizhi, what are Chengyang and Sizi doing?"
After frowning and observing for a while, Empress Changsun couldn't help but ask.
The two daughters wore diving masks and snorkels.
Although I don’t know the principle, from Zhou Yu’s performance I can see that safety should be no problem.
However, the way the two people kept twisting in the water made Empress Changsun unable to figure out what was going on.
"They are both imitating mermaid diving!"
Without waiting for Li Lizhi to speak, Zhou Yu took out his mobile phone and played the video he had recorded previously.
After seeing the graceful performance of the mermaid actor, Li Er and Empress Zhangsun finally understood what their two daughters were doing.
Although it is somewhat abstract, as parents, how can we possibly discourage our children?
So, when the two little princesses came ashore with proud faces, they were unexpectedly greeted with encouragement and praise.
The little princess was so happy to receive the praise that she couldn't help but smile.
They all rushed to ask Zhou Yu to play the video he had recorded before.
Seeing the enthusiastic smiles of the two little ones in the video, even Li Er and Empress Zhangsun developed a yearning for the water park.
After vaguely expressing his desire to go out for fun, Li Er waited eagerly for Zhou Yu's reply.
I thought it was a sure thing, but unexpectedly, Zhou Yu rejected it without hesitation.
Seeing Li Er staring at me with his big eyes, he looked like he wanted an explanation.
Zhou Yu shook his head helplessly and could only explain, "Let's not talk about the clothing issue for now. My sister-in-law is suffering from a respiratory illness. It's not suitable for her to go to the water park now."
Li Er: ...
How embarrassing! How could I have forgotten about this?
Seeing his daughters all looking at him with resentment, he rolled his eyes and pointed at the tablet computer beside him and said, "Since Guanyin and I can't go to the scene, can't we experience it through that thing?"
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