Chapter 143 This thing is nicknamed "Baby Eliminator"



"Ahem, this thing is nicknamed 'baby destroyer'."

"We'll tell you what it's for after we get back."

Seeing Li Lizhi staring at his pocket with curiosity, Zhou Yu could only explain awkwardly.

As for its purpose, he would not tell you even if you beat him to death.

After all, he was discussing the issue of contraception with Li Lizhi, a little girl who was only twelve or thirteen years old, in front of Empress Changsun.

That scene is so embarrassing just thinking about it.

After putting the two little princesses who were busy eating snacks back into the shopping cart, Zhou Yu fled back to the supermarket.

With the experience just now, this time we will be much more targeted.

After entering the supermarket, the group went straight to the convenience food area.

Instant noodles, rice noodles, hot dry noodles, self-heating rice of various flavors...

As long as there was a flavor they could see, the group of people put it all into the shopping cart without any hesitation.

Little Naituanzi once brought instant noodles back to the Tang Dynasty.

When they first tasted this kind of technology and hard work, Empress Changsun and others almost swallowed their tongues.

Now that they have the opportunity to enjoy it, how could they miss it?

Zhou Yu did not stop this behavior.

Not to mention Empress Changsun, didn’t I also have the desire to enjoy it to my heart’s content when I was a child?

certainly.

For things like instant noodles, eat one packet until you are 70% full, and it is best not to have a second packet.

Otherwise, if you don’t finish the second pack, the original good feeling will disappear completely.

After all, after you are full, you will find that instant noodles are really unpalatable.

Since the purpose of entering the supermarket for the second time was very clear, it didn't take long before both shopping carts were filled up.

So, a group of people rushed towards the cashier counter again.

This time, Zhou Yu has been paying attention to the two little princesses.

Seeing that the two little ones did not take the "baby sterilizer" next to the cash register, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

After putting all the items in the shopping cart into the trunk, Zhou Yu led everyone straight to the flower and bird market.

It’s getting late now. If it’s any later, the flower and bird market will probably be closed.

"Young Master, why is this thing so slippery, like a loach?"

While Zhou Yu was driving and enjoying the snacks fed by the little milk ball, Li Lizhi next to him asked curiously.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Yu immediately glanced in the direction of the co-pilot seat.

Just this one glance made his hands holding the steering wheel tremble.

Fortunately, the Wenjie M9 had already activated the intelligent driving mode, otherwise even if the car didn’t overturn, the people in the car would have been scared.

"Where did you get this thing?"

The moment Zhou Yu saw what was in Li Lizhi's hand, he subconsciously reached into his pocket.

He originally thought that he had accidentally let the things in his pocket fall out.

But the touch on his hand clearly told him that the things in his pocket were still there.

I took every precaution to prevent the two little princesses from taking this thing again.

But I didn’t expect that the curious baby Li Lizhi would secretly take another box.

Moreover, in front of everyone, he tore it open and looked at it in his hand.

Seeing Li Lizhi looking at him curiously, Zhou Yu couldn't help but glance at the rearview mirror speechlessly.

After making sure the two kids were busy eating snacks and hadn't noticed Li Lizhi, he said anxiously, "Put it away quickly. We'll talk about it when we get back."

“Why put it away?”

Li Lizhi's face was full of confusion, she didn't know why Zhou Yu was so nervous.

Zhou Yu almost vomited blood when he heard this.

How can a kid like you, who is only twelve or thirteen years old, understand this thing?

Through the rearview mirror, I saw Empress Changsun also leaning over with a curious look on her face.

Zhou Yu had no choice but to explain: "This is something used by couples during sex."

"Oh~ why didn't you say so earlier."

When Li Lizhi heard this, her cheeks instantly turned red with embarrassment.

As for the thing in her hand, she threw it away like a hot potato.

Zhou Yu (#-.-)

Empress Changsun: (°ー°〃)

Because of the "baby destroyer" incident, the atmosphere in the car suddenly became weird.

For a moment, apart from the sound of the two little princesses chewing snacks, the other three did not say another word.

They drove to the flower and bird market, took out masks and had them all wear them, then Zhou Yu took them out of the car.

The cause of Empress Changsun's respiratory illness is still unclear.

In order to avoid being affected by small animals in the flower and bird market, it is better to be careful.

"Wow~ Little boy, this little brain is so cute~"

As soon as everyone got off the bus, the little kid's attention was attracted by an orange cat not far away.

Before Zhou Yu could answer, the little guy ran towards the kitten with his short legs.

Seeing this, Chengyang followed with curiosity.

After taking a clear look at the little animal in the cage, she couldn't help but remind him helplessly, "Sizi, this is a little kitten, not a little tiger."

"But its pattern is a cerebellar axe~"

The little person pointed at the pattern on the orange cat, his face full of determination.

After saying that, regardless of Chengyang's expression, she turned around and said to Zhou Yu coquettishly, "Little brother, do you think I can raise such a little brain axe?"

"Be good, Sizi. Your mother's illness hasn't healed yet, so you can't come in contact with furry animals for the time being~"

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