"Hey, big brother, it's just trying on some clothes, why are you so shy?"
Just as Zhou Yu was about to rescue Li Er, the voice of the street stall owner came into his ears.
Zhou Yu heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this.
If the emperor of the Tang Dynasty was harassed by an old man as soon as he came to the modern era, it would be a real joke.
"Try on clothes? You want me to try on clothes here in public?"
Li Er protected her chest with her hands, just like a young wife who had been violated.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu quickly stepped forward to smooth things over, saying, "Brother, it's just your bare chest. I didn't ask you to take off your pants in the street."
Li Er: ╭(°A°`)╮
What did you hear?
Isn't it just... bare chested?
Is it true that people are so extravagant when buying clothes nowadays?
As soon as he thought of this, he looked at Empress Changsun in disbelief.
What's wrong with my itchy head?
Is your brain starting to grow?
no.
This is the beginning of the green grassland!
Empress Changsun: (°ー°〃)
Zhou Yu: (；′⌒`)
What's that expression on Li Er's face?
Could it be that...
Oh shit, could it really be what I think?
"Hey, hey, hey, brother, don't get me wrong, my sister-in-law didn't buy the clothes here."
Seeing green flames burning in Li Er's eyes, Zhou Yu hurriedly explained.
"If it's not here, is it on a more lively street?"
Li Er was breathing heavily, like an angry old bull.
Seeing this, Empress Zhangsun also quickly stood up to explain, "Erlang, it's not what you think. All our clothes were bought at Qianda Plaza."
"What? It's still a square?"
At this moment, Li Er felt like the sky was falling.
What a sin I have committed!
If I had known that people in later generations would be so unrestrained, I would never have believed Zhou Yu's lies and let my wife and daughter buy clothes in that damn square.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
Just when Zhou Yu was about to continue explaining, the owner of the street stall next to him refused to listen.
He slammed the clothes he had picked out onto the rack, then angrily said, "Since you can afford to buy clothes at Qianda Plaza, why did you come to my street stall? Now you're complaining that I don't have a fitting room. If you want a fitting room, go to Qianda Plaza!"
"What did you say? There are fitting rooms in Qianda Plaza?"
Li Er originally felt like the sky was falling.
When he heard the stall owner's complaint, he immediately walked up to him excitedly and grabbed his hand.
In just a moment, the street vendor, who was originally full of anger, jumped away nervously.
Damn, I almost forgot that this guy seems to be a little abnormal.
And what's that look in his eyes?
Wait, could it be what I guessed?
No wonder she doesn't want to take off her clothes in public, she seems to be a submissive person!
Alas, what a sin!
How could such a big and strong man become bent?
"Tell me, is there a fitting room in Qianda Plaza?"
Seeing that the stall owner didn't answer, Li Er was about to move forward.
But before he could take a step, a pair of delicate hands grabbed his ears.
"Erlang, what would you do if there were no fitting rooms in Qianda Plaza?"
"Hiss, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts~"
"Why don't you tell me~"
"I...I...I will beat up that brat Zhou Yu."
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Zhou Yu: (￣□￣;)
It seems that old guy Li Er really misunderstood.
"Aye, you are not allowed to bully Xiao Neng-jun~"
Just when Zhou Yu wanted to explain, the little kid next to him spoke seriously.
When Zhou Yu heard this, his forehead was immediately filled with black lines.
The misunderstanding was already deep enough.
Little Milk Balloon's leaky little cotton-padded jacket is simply adding fuel to the fire!
really.
As soon as the little girl finished speaking, Li Er, who was originally glaring at Zhou Yu, suddenly had red eyes.
At this moment, the stall owner, who felt that he was being played, suddenly said in a tough attitude:
"Are you still going to buy this dress?"
"It's true that this is a roadside stall, but it's not a place for rich people like you to fool around."
"If you want a fitting room, go to Qianda Plaza. They have a specialty store there, so you can use it however you want."
"If you want to buy clothes from me, you can either change here or go there."
As he spoke, he pointed to the public restroom not far away.
"Honey, there really is a fitting room at Qianda Plaza...hiss~it hurts, it hurts, it hurts...Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, say something!"
Li Er didn't listen to what the street vendor said next.
When he confirmed with Empress Changsun with an apologetic smile, the blushing Empress Changsun grabbed his ear again.
Then, Empress Zhangsun's slightly shy voice reached his ears, "Although there is a fitting room in Qianda Plaza, it is not a suitable place for you."
Li Er: (;′?`)＞
"You grown men, why don't you go to Qianda Plaza? The public restroom there is pretty good. Hurry up and bring your clothes with you, and let's go there to try them on."
With Empress Zhangsun stepping in to suppress the rebellion, Zhou Yu, who was still thinking about how to explain, suddenly scolded with a proud look on his face.
After saying that, he took the lead and walked towards the public restroom not far away.
"Wife, I'm going...Isn't it okay for me to go~"
At this time, Li Er also realized that he had misunderstood.
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