"You are my little frying pan~ I can never love you enough~"
"Nesting in the distance, gazing at the moon, how many dreams are flying around in it~"
"I love the vast sky~ Flowers are blooming at the foot of the endless green hills~"
…
After all, the little girl is a little princess who has danced square dance once.
Although I don’t remember all the lyrics, I can still hum along occasionally.
As for Li Er next to him.
Although he said no, his body was very honest.
At first, I wanted to quit halfway because I couldn't save face.
Later, after being urged several times by the little girl, he had no choice but to accept his fate.
It’s a pity that the great Khan of Heaven has no talent for dancing.
Not only do the hands and feet dance separately.
Even his head and butt were twisted out of sync.
Because Li Er's dancing posture is too weird.
Before long, a crowd of onlookers came to watch the fun.
Among them, there are many curious people who have taken out their mobile phones to take pictures.
At first, when Li Er saw people watching, he felt a little embarrassed and flustered.
But when he saw someone filming him, he suddenly became excited.
Someone filmed themselves?
Doesn't that mean I dance very well?
Thinking this in his heart, he immediately said to the little kid, "Sizi, come and learn from Aye."
"Why?"
The little girl was dancing enthusiastically, and turned around in confusion when she heard this.
When she saw people around taking pictures with their mobile phones, her face lit up with joy and she nodded solemnly.
Immediately afterwards, he jumped up in a very professional manner, following Li Er.
Seeing this, the onlookers were stunned.
"Is this fat guy doing hip-hop dance?"
"Is this how you do street dance?"
"It doesn't look like street dancing to me, it looks more like an old sister-in-law shopping."
"Judging from her clothes, she's obviously a professional. But dancing like this seems a bit deliberate."
"Isn't this the fat guy from the photo we took earlier? Why is he dancing again?"
"I've already said it's all hype from internet celebrities. These guys will do anything to attract attention."
…
Zhou Yu: (─.─||)
Empress Changsun: (ーー゛)
Chengyang and Li Lizhi: (＃－.－)
"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?"
Just as the onlookers were discussing the matter, the aunties who were disrupted by the situation came over with unfriendly expressions.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu, who was originally speechless, quickly ran forward and pointed at Li Er and explained, "This guy used to do street dancing, but now that he's older, he wants to switch to square dancing. This is his first time, so he doesn't have much experience, so please bear with him, ladies~"
"I see, that's why I was wondering why you were dancing so messily!"
When the aunts heard this, they suddenly understood.
Immediately afterwards, everyone started to offer suggestions.
"Brother, this outfit is not suitable for square dancing. Remember to change it tomorrow."
"Brother, it's not too late to turn back. I, your elder sister, can be your sparring partner in private."
"I was the one who brought you into the team. Even if I wanted to be your sparring partner, it wouldn't be your turn, right?"
"But I'm younger than you and I dance better than you."
"So what if you're young? I was the one who suggested the sparring partner thing first."
"It doesn't matter who brought it up first. What matters is that my husband is gone, but is your husband still alive?"
…
Li Er: (｀?д?′)
Auntie: (￣口￣)!!
Onlookers: \("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/
Zhou Yu: Damn, is it so exciting?
It seems that the two sides are already on the verge of a fight and are ready to start at any time.
Zhou Yu picked up the curious little kid and walked towards Empress Changsun and others without hesitation.
As for Li Er, whether he can escape depends on his luck.
"Little Neng-jun, are we going to ignore Aye anymore?"
The little kid looked confused and had no idea what was going on.
Even Empress Changsun and others were confused.
They could never have imagined that things would develop in such an outrageous direction.
Seeing that Li Er was still standing there in a daze, Empress Changsun had no choice but to bite the bullet and step forward to tug at the corner of his clothes.
Someone pulled the corner of his clothes and Li Er turned his head subconsciously.
Seeing that the person coming was Empress Zhangsun, he immediately said with an embarrassed look on his face: "Wife..."
"Wife???"
As the object of competition between the two aunts, Li Er was naturally the focus of everyone's attention.
Originally, these people still looked like they were enjoying themselves.
But when they saw Empress Changsun's appearance clearly, they all broke down in an instant.
At this moment, everyone had only one thought in their mind: Damn, what a beast~ [emoticon package.gif]
As for the two aunties who were about to start a fight, after seeing Empress Zhangsun, they were stunned for a moment, and then they all said to Li Er: "Bah, scumbag..."
Li Er: (￣□￣;)
"What are you standing there for? Why don't you leave?"
Seeing Li Er and his wife standing there in embarrassment, Zhou Yu, who was holding the two little princesses and followed by Li Lizhi, had no choice but to turn around and remind them.
After hearing Zhou Yu's reminder, Mr. and Mrs. Li came back to their senses.
Immediately afterwards, the group ran out of the Cultural Square as if escaping.
It wasn't until everyone got on the bus that Zhou Yu couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Sister-in-law, I told you to keep a close eye on Big Brother. Look, it's only been a short while, and he's already become the hot commodity these two women are fighting over~"
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