"Tell me, what on earth do you want to see me about?"
Confused, Zhou Yu asked naturally.
As for the verbal test, that's pure nonsense.
Even if you want to be polite, it depends on who you are talking to.
Considering what Lu Dongzan did in history, Zhou Yu's attendance at the banquet was a gift to him.
Of course, the main reason why Zhou Yu was willing to come here was out of curiosity.
After all, anyone who sees a famous person in history books will be curious to find out more.
Lu Dongzan originally thought that serious matters should be discussed at the dinner table, but he did not expect Zhou Yu to be so straightforward.
Moreover, Zhou Yu's attitude and behavior were obviously arrogant and rude.
After all, I am an envoy of Tubo, and they invited me so sincerely. Even if Zhou Yu is in a high position and has great power and is favored by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he would not treat me with such an attitude, right?
Lu Dongzan was in a bad mood, and he had long forgotten his original confidence of winning.
He wanted to ask Yuchi Baolin next to him to mediate, but Yuchi Baolin, whom he regarded as his helper, was completely focused on the dishes in front of him.
If he hadn't been concerned that the people in front of him were Princess Jinyang and Young Master Zhou, he would probably have been eating with chopsticks in his hand.
Seeing that Yuchi Baolin was unable to help, Lu Dongzan had no choice but to give up.
After taking a few deep breaths, he quickly gathered his thoughts and replied, "Although I am an envoy from Tibet, I admire the culture of the Tang Dynasty very much.
Especially the things sold in Little Rhino Supermarket, they are all treasures in my opinion.
When I first came to the Tang Dynasty, I thought those things were made by Tang Dynasty craftsmen.
Later, after consultation, I learned that all these wonderful treasures were made by Zhou Xiaolangjun.
Even many of these treasures could not be produced by the Tang Dynasty itself.
Ever since I heard this news, I have wanted to take Mr. Zhou as my teacher.
I invited you here today just to fulfill your wish.
I am a fool, please forgive me, Mr. Zhou, for being so ignorant."
After saying that, without waiting for Zhou Yu to speak, he knelt down in front of Zhou Yu with a thud.
Seeing this, Zhou Yu, who was originally picking up food for the little kid, suddenly stood there in confusion.
He thought Lu Dongzan wanted to make a deal with him, and he also thought this guy was after the helicopters that had been flying over Chang'an City frequently recently.
Zhou Yu even thought about inviting himself to Tubo, but he never expected that Lu Dongzan's purpose was to worship him as his master.
And the most important thing is that this guy actually knelt down in front of Yuchi Baolin and Xiaonaituanzi.
If this scene were seen by others, who knows what big news would be spread in Chang'an City tomorrow~
After a moment of daze, Zhou Yu quickly figured out Lu Dongzan's intention.
As the saying goes, those who aim for the best will get the middle.
The same is true for negotiations.
As soon as Lu Dongzan came up, he knelt down in front of him and asked to be his disciple.
Even if you refuse, there is still room for recovery later.
And that leeway is Lu Dongzan’s real purpose.
After figuring out the key, Zhou Yu smiled slightly and said playfully, "Since you are so sincere, I will reluctantly accept you."
"This is really regrettable... What? You... you... you actually agreed to it?"
Lu Dongzan was originally preparing to recite the lines he had prepared in advance, but it was not until he had said half of the lines that he realized that Zhou Yu seemed to have nodded in agreement.
For a moment, this guy who was known as the smartest person in Tubo was somewhat at a loss.
Seeing this guy lose his composure, Zhou Yu calmly picked up the food with his chopsticks and savored it: "What? You don't want to be my disciple, but just want to tease me?"
"No, no, no, Mr. Zhou, please don't misunderstand me. I was just surprised for a moment. Please forgive me."
Seeing that Zhou Yu seemed to be about to get angry, Lu Dongzan hurriedly began to explain.
At the same time, he began to feel secretly proud in his heart.
Who said that Mr. Zhou is high and mighty and that strangers should not approach him?
I, Lu Dongzan, just made a slight move, and it was easy to control him, right?
For a moment, his eyes were full of contempt when he looked at Yuchi Baolin.
If I had known that things would be so simple, how could I have been willing to give the charming twin Hu girls to the fool Yuchi Baolin.
I, Lu Dongzan, am also a passionate man, and I can enjoy the pair of charming Hu girls all by myself.
Lu Dongzan's mind was so preoccupied that he didn't notice the smile on Zhou Yu's lips at all.
Just as he was secretly feeling proud, Zhou Yu, who had picked up a piece of vegetable for the little boy, spoke slowly, "Misunderstanding? No, no, no, how could I possibly misunderstand? Judging from your slow reaction, you are obviously not suitable to be my disciple. Therefore, you are expelled from this sect."
Lu Dongzan: ???
What the hell?
I haven't even finished kowtow three times as a disciple, but I was expelled from the sect like this?
What is going on here?
Why did the style of such a serious apprenticeship ceremony suddenly become strange?
Lu Dongzan couldn't understand.
Yuchi Baolin, who was so shocked that he put down his chopsticks, was also very confused.
If you say that Zhou Yu doesn't like Lu Dongzan, he would agree to attend the banquet very readily.
If you say he is optimistic about Lu Dongzan, he has been indifferent all the way.
The most important thing is that when Lu Dongzan said he wanted to become his disciple, he nodded in agreement without hesitation.
Unexpectedly, before Lu Dongzan could start to get excited, he turned around and expelled Lu Dongzan from the sect.
The speed was so fast that people couldn't help but suspect that he was deliberately making fun of Lu Dongzan.
It’s true, although Yuchi Baolin is unreliable, his guesses are quite accurate.
But even if he guessed correctly, Zhou Yu would not give him any reward.
Because at this time, Zhou Yu and the little girl were enjoying the most delicious fish belly.
Seeing Zhou Yu and the other man constantly fighting over him, completely ignoring him, Lu Dongzan, feeling tricked, immediately became somewhat hostile. "Young Master Zhou, by acting this way, aren't you worried that you'll lose the favor of the Tang Emperor someday?"
What the hell?
Have you lost Li Er's favor?
Is this guy getting it wrong?
Shouldn't it be Li Er who is eager to establish a good relationship with me?
Although his appearance did not completely overturn the world order of this time and space, how could Li Er, who had seen advanced ideas, continue to follow the routine?
By that time, there was no need to consider the relationship between himself and Li Er. The relationship between Tubo and the Tang Dynasty was definitely not very good.
Zhou Yu naturally didn't bother to explain these situations to Lu Dongzan, and just looked him up and down as if he were a fool.
Seeing this, Lu Dongzan's chest suddenly began to heave violently.
This is simply...too bullying!!!
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