Chapter 173: It’s easy to invite a god, but hard to send him away
Next came three big white pigs weighing a total of 500 kilograms, grunting and wagging their tails as they walked forward uneasily.
At the back were eighteen snakes. The largest one was as thick as an arm and ten feet long. The smallest one was like a chopstick, with the shell of a snake egg still covering its thin tail. It had obviously just hatched from the shell and was squinting its eyes as it crawled around on the ground, not knowing where to crawl.
Li Mingze ran excitedly among the pigs and snakes. If a pig went astray, he would immediately hit it back; if a snake went into the wrong door, he would immediately pull it back by its tail.
While pulling, he also taught them, "Where are you going? Are you blind? My sister is upstairs! Hey, little white snake, I'm talking to you, don't turn, go straight! And you, big black snake, you are so fat, are you just meat but no brains? Can't you see that your brothers Hengheng are walking in front? Where do you want to go? Come back!"
Finally, a maid saw the pigs and birds coming. She was stunned at first, and then saw the snakes crawling behind them. She couldn't bear it anymore and screamed, "Snake! Snake snake snake ah ...
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Where is the snake?" In an instant, the entire Li family was alarmed!
"Don't be afraid, I bought those snakes to entertain my sister. Why are you yelling?" Li Mingze jumped and explained.
But everyone was scared. More and more people saw the snake, and more and more people ran around and screamed in fear.
Liu rushed over and looked at the things in the yard. She was so angry that she almost fainted. "Li Mingze, you little bastard, you really are a jerk! Who told you to bring all these things into the house?"
While cursing Li Mingze, she ordered her servants to drive all the creatures out quickly.
"No, don't chase them away. These are all gifts from me to my sister. She hasn't seen them yet!" Li Mingze shouted, but no one listened to him. Everyone joined the team to chase them away.
Maybe there were too many people, and they scared away the pigs, birds and snakes.
The bird was so frightened that it flapped its wings in mid-air, and large pieces of feathers fell down and flew around in all directions.
"Hehehe...hehehe..." The three big sows started to rush around, hitting anyone who approached them. As a result, not only were they not driven out, but they injured several people.
As for the snakes, they curled up together, stretched their necks and spit out their tongues, sending out the signal of attack.
Suddenly, the little white snake as thin as chopsticks took advantage of everyone's inattention and crawled away, heading straight for Bai Yaoyao's bedroom!
The entire Li family was in chaos.
Birds are flying around, pigs are running around, and snakes are crawling around.
The ground was covered with bird feathers, pig feces, and traces of snakes crawling...
At this time, Li Mingyan went to the academy, Yao went to the shop, Li Yunfeng also went out, and Li Yunshan had not returned from the military camp yet.
There were only two adults in the family: Madam Li and Mrs. Liu.
They were almost driven crazy by the scene before them, but they were helpless and could only order their servants to drive them away.
But the more you drive these things away, the more they run around.
"Li Mingze! How did you bring these things? Take them all out! Otherwise, I will beat your butt to pieces!" Old Lady Li said angrily.
When he heard he was going to be beaten, Li Mingze immediately became timid, "Okay, okay, I'll take them all away right away!"
Soon, Li Mingze discovered that it was easy to invite gods but difficult to send them away.
These pigs, snakes and birds didn't understand what he said at all and refused to leave!
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