Chapter 40 Intelligence Test
The air instantly fell into dead silence.
By the time the head teacher realized he had said the wrong thing, it was already too late to regret.
At this moment, Lu Yanwang's sharp eyes like an eagle were staring at him without blinking, as if he was going to bury him in the next moment!
Two seconds later.
Lu Ting suddenly grabbed the headmaster by the collar, lifted him up easily, and said word by word in a voice only the two of them could hear: "None of your business."
If it weren't for the little guy, he wouldn't bother with such servile things.
She's so fussy and nagging!
Lu Ting took out a wet tissue and carefully wiped the hand that had touched the headmaster's collar. He said impatiently, "So, can she go to school?"
The head teacher's legs were shaking with fear, and he quickly replied, "Yes, yes, yes, I just need to get a general idea of the child's situation."
"ask!"
"Okay, okay." The headmaster bent down to face Xiao Taozhi, trying to keep his voice from trembling. "How old are you, little one?"
"Zhizhi is three years old today... Hmm..." Little Taozhi thought carefully for a moment before saying, "Three and a half years old~"
"Judge Lu, at your child's age, he can start school in the second half of the semester."
The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief. If the little ancestor was not of the right age, he would have to find a way to open a back door.
"But..." The headmaster looked at Lu Ting's expression and hesitated, "As a rule, children need to take a simple intelligence test before entering school..."
As one of the few five-star kindergartens in the Federation, the Federal First Kindergarten has certain requirements for children's IQ.
It is not ruled out that some people with connections have bribed the government into giving them money.
"But the questions are very simple and won't embarrass the children!" the head teacher assured.
Besides, the daughter of Chief Judge Lu shouldn't be that stupid, right?
"Little friend, uncle has a few questions for you right now."
Xiao Taozhi answered obediently: "Okay~"
"Little boy, look at that white cloud in the sky, what does it look like?" The head teacher gestured to Taozhi to look at the sky.
The little fellow raised his furry little head and stared at the white cloud for a long time. Suddenly, a light bulb went off in his little brain, and he exclaimed in surprise, "Zhizhi knows!"
"Tell it to your uncle!"
The headmaster had already prepared some words to praise Xiao Taozhi, and he was just waiting for the little Tuanzi to finish his words so that he could start flattering him immediately!
"picture……"
The headmaster frowned and encouraged, "Speak up! Speak boldly about what's on your mind!"
"Like a dog's butt!"
Principal: “…”
He forced a smile and chuckled twice.
How the hell can he praise this?!
How to praise?!
The headmaster said with a stern face, "Judge Lu, your child has a very rich imagination! Look at the metaphor he made. I've never seen such a gifted child!"
Lu Ting sneered coldly.
This flattery is so fake.
Only a fool would believe that.
Although Xiao Taozhi didn't quite understand what the headmaster meant, she could vaguely understand that he was praising her.
The little guy scratched his head embarrassedly, "Uncle, let's be low-key, a little low-key..."
Humility makes the monster progress, and pride makes the monster regress.
So Zhizhi can’t be too proud!
The little guy whispered to himself in his heart.
Seeing Xiao Taozhi's convinced look, Lu Ting sighed deeply.
He really doubted how this little guy could have lived to this age!
So easy to cheat!
Should he say that this little guy is naive or stupid?
The old father is very worried.
"Then the second question is, can you count, little Zhizhi? Count for uncle! It doesn't matter how many you count to."
This counting is simple, right?
No matter how poorly the students in his kindergarten are, they have learned to count before entering the kindergarten, and some of them can even do addition and subtraction.
After all, she is Lu Ting's daughter. Isn't this a bit too simple? It doesn't quite fit her identity as Lu Ting's daughter!
The headmaster's face was furrowed, and he was wondering whether to increase the difficulty of the questions.
Little Taozhi answered without hesitation: "Zhizhi can count!"
"Come on, count for uncle!"
Xiao Taozhi waved her fingers: "One, two,..."
"Yes! What's next? Keep going!"
After you finish counting these, I'll give you another chance to memorize the multiplication table! Show off your talent and blind my presbyopic eyes!
The headmaster thought excitedly.
Finally he got the chance to flatter me!
"The next one is..." The little guy paused and shouted confidently: "One, one, two, one, one, two, one..."
The dean's face fell.
He can’t even count, let alone memorize the multiplication table!
Is this little idiot Lu Ting's daughter? I heard that Lu Ting was a genius in all subjects when he was in school! How could his daughter...
A bold idea suddenly emerged in the director's shiny head.
He gave Lu Ting a meaningful look, not knowing how to indirectly hint to this King of Hell to get a DNA test. Perhaps, perhaps, just maybe, his head had already become a green grassland...
"Look, Chief Judge Lu, your child is so energetic. He shouts slogans with such vigor and energy. Very good!"
"Thank you, uncle~" Xiao Taozhi was praised again and felt very happy.
The head teacher wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "One last question. Look, kids, what is that?"
The director raised his arm and pointed to a tree not far away.
This time the question is simple!
The head teacher secretly set the scoring rules for the intelligence test in his mind: the full score is 100 points, each question is 100 points, and there are three questions in total. As long as the children answer any one of them correctly, they will get full marks!
So don’t hesitate, kids. For the last free point question, even if you just say it is a willow tree, I, the headmaster, will give you 100 points!
"That's..." Little Taozhi looked in the direction the dean pointed, and her childish voice suddenly rose: "It's Grandpa!"
Tao Zhi rubbed her eyes in disbelief. But wasn't Grandpa Willow already dead? How could he be there?
No……
It's not grandpa.
Although that tree is also a willow tree, its body is not as thick as Grandpa's, and its hair (willow branches) is not as long as Grandpa's...
So it's not grandpa.
The little guy suddenly felt lost.
Lu Ting, who had long been accustomed to the little guy's intermittent nonsense, was naturally not surprised.
The headmaster was left bewildered.
He... is deaf?
Why did he seem to have just heard this kid calling "Grandpa" to a tree?!
"Ah, what are you talking about, kid..." The dean scratched his bald head, trying to smooth things over. "That's very well said! You used this metaphor, comparing the willow tree to your grandfather, vividly illustrating the shared characteristics between the grandfather and the willow tree..."
"Shut up." Lu Ting said coldly.
The noise made his eyes hurt!
The dean's double chin trembled with fear, and he immediately shut up.
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