Chapter 134 Xiao Yucheng has been stupid since childhood
"The following is a link."
Xiao Yucheng glanced at it and asked, "Do you know what this question means?"
It is important to review the questions.
"Know."
Little Taozhi nodded his head up and down: "It's about connecting these little animals with the food they like to eat."
Not too stupid to be out of the star!
Xiao Yucheng was puzzled: "Then why is your sheep connected to meat, and why is this wolf connected to grass?"
Is this little bean sprout too stupid, or are animals evolving too wildly today?
"The lamb eats meat, and the wolf eats grass."
Seeing that serious look, Xiao Yucheng almost believed it.
"Who told you that sheep eat meat and wolves eat grass?"
This may be the worst time that sheep and wolves have been slandered.
Little Taozhi raised her small face and said, "That's what happened in 'Grey Goat and Big Wolf'. In the movie, Lai Yangyang likes to eat chicken legs, and Big Wolf can't catch any sheep, so he can only eat boiled grass and grass cakes."
Xiao Yucheng: ...
He's going to burst!
Cartoons are really misleading.
"But at least in real life, sheep eat grass and wolves eat meat, okay?" Xiao Yucheng said, suppressing the speechlessness in his heart.
Little Taozhi didn't understand: "Why?"
Xiao Yucheng was getting annoyed by the questions and his tone was getting increasingly angry: "Don't ask why, just write as I say! If you ask why again, I'll throw you out the window!"
How does he know why sheep eat grass and why wolves eat meat? Shouldn't he ask the sheep and wolves?
It's not like he has a million questions!
Little Taozhi shrank her head, said "Oh", and obediently corrected her homework as Xiao Yucheng said.
After reading the entire homework, which consisted of four major questions, it took Xiao Yucheng a full two hours!
I don't know which question it started from, but Xiao Yucheng's mind began to repeat this sentence endlessly:
"My child is always having trouble studying. What should I do? Just give him a beating!"
But in order to give little Bean Sprout a happy childhood, Xiao Yucheng chose to clench his fists.
Just bear with it.
By the time it was over, it was dark outside.
If there is one more question, Xiao Yucheng will go crazy!
As soon as she returned home, Gao Yahui saw Xiao Yucheng looking half dead.
Gao Yahui showed a rare concern for her son: "What's wrong? Did you lose the fight to that Zou Chi kid? Why do you look like you've eaten shit?"
Apart from this reason, Gao Yahui really couldn't think of a second one.
Xiao Yucheng was already thirsty from this matter and had no extra energy to refute Gao Yahui's words.
"Good boy, what happened to your dad?"
At the invitation of her good sister, Ms. Gao Yahui went to the disco for two hours and had so much fun that she forgot she was out buying groceries.
Finally, I went directly to the five-star hotel and packed two.
Gao Yahui brought the dishes to the table.
Little Taozhi shook her head. She didn't understand either. "I don't know. Daddy taught Zhizhi how to do her homework. She became like this after doing four questions. Those questions weren't that difficult!"
Xiao Yucheng: ...
Fuck you, it’s not difficult!
Depend on!
"I know that good children are the smartest, unlike your cheap dad, who has been stupid since he was young." Ms. Gao Yahui revealed the secret without even discussing it with you.
Xiao Yucheng was very naughty when he was young. He often just played around and didn't listen in class. Naturally, he didn't know how to do his homework. In exams, he was either ranked last or competing with the second to last for the last place.
However, after being beaten by Ms. Gao Yahui and Mr. Xiao Hongshun in the mixed doubles, Xiao Yucheng became obedient.
Not long.
Xiao Hongshun came back after fishing, with two little red koi fish blowing bubbles in his bucket. They were his trophies for the day.
As soon as he stepped into the house, Xiao Hongshun couldn't help showing off to Xiao Taozhi: "Good boy, look, what is this?"
“It’s Xiao Yuyu!”
Tao Zhi's eyes lit up, and she tugged at the edge of the bucket with her two little hands: "Grandpa, this fish is so beautiful. Can I raise it?"
Xiao Taozhi was happy, and Xiao Hongshun was also happy, and happily agreed: "Of course."
Turn around.
But he was suddenly met with Xiao Yucheng's lifeless face, and Xiao Hongshun was frightened.
"Why are you hanging your head like a lost dog? Did you eat shit?"
Xiao Yucheng: ...
Just leave him alone, okay?!
Can you just let him fend for himself and be quiet for a while?!
Why didn't he realize before that his dear parents cared about him so much?
After dinner.
Under Ms. Gao Yahui's "kind" gaze, Xiao Yucheng "very willingly" and "proactively" undertook the task of washing dishes, clearing the table, and wiping the table.
Although she has a dishwasher at home, Ms. Gao Yahui always feels that it is not as clean as hand washing.
But Xiao Yucheng, who had been cheated countless times by his own parents, knew very well that this was just a pretext for Ms. Gao Yahui to bully him.
Little Taozhi sat on a stool and acted as a little supervisor, swinging his legs and looking very leisurely.
Xiao Hongshun chatted: "Good boy, tell grandpa what interesting things happened at school today?"
“Hmm…”
Little Taozhi thought for a moment before saying, "Zhizhi made a lot of good friends today. There's a school performance next week, and Zhizhi will be in a play too! Grandpa and grandma must come and see it."
"Grandpa and grandma must be there to cheer for the good kids."
Gao Yahui asked, "What are you going to perform, good boy?"
Xiao Taozhi said: "It's a fairy tale called "Sleeping Beauty", in which Zhizhi plays a little princess~"
As he spoke, the little fellow ran to the living room and showed Gao Yahui the script given by the teacher.
Gao Yahui flipped through it casually. There were several pages of densely packed words, and it looked like there were quite a lot of lines.
"Does a good child know how to read?"
Xiao Taozhi scratched his head: "I don't know..."
Human characters are so complicated that the little one can’t understand them at all. Plant characters are easier to recognize.
"But the teacher has taught Zhizhi in school, and Zhizhi has almost memorized the lines. But the other roles need the help of grandpa and grandma, so they will play them for the time being."
"OK."
Xiao Hongshun immediately slammed the table and agreed, "Then I'll read the lines for the old king and prince for now, and Gao Dajiang will read the narration for the old witch. After all, it's a role that you play yourself, right?"
"Do you deserve a beating?!"
Gao Yahui said with a forced smile, "I'll play the female roles."
There was a heated discussion going on outside.
After washing the dishes, Xiao Yucheng was still wearing a pink apron, which looked very incongruous.
He wiped the water from his hands onto his apron, took it off and hung it up, picked a chair and sat down, crossing his legs: "What are you doing?"
Xiao Hongshun said casually, "Good kid is going to perform in a stage play next week, and we are helping her with the role."
"There's still one role missing. Come on."
Don't follow Xiao Dad's lead, use civilized language~
(End of this chapter)
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