Chapter 39 CPU Overclocking Responsiveness
Cheng Xiaoyu has not seen Gojo Satoru since she returned to this timeline. It is said that they were extremely busy during this period. It was not until the third day after she returned here, which was the morning after she met emo Geto Suguru, that she saw the living Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru knocked on her door and said with a very arrogant look: "It seems that someone's 'prophecy' has failed."
Cheng Xiaoyu said coldly: "Just tell me whether you are a father before marriage."
"But that's all you guessed."
Gojo Satoru entered the guest room with a familiar air, pulled out a chair, and sat back in it. He'd been incredibly busy lately and desperately needed a little spice to his life—in other words, a bit of a slap in the face (a non-pejorative verb here).
"It happened two years earlier, and no one handed the child over to me. I found out about it myself."
Cheng Xiaoyu closed the door and complained in her heart: Yes, this time it is indeed not one strong man who handed the child to you, because this time it is four strong men.
Cheng Xiaoyu was a little amused: "Let's not talk about the fact that in a few days it will not be two years early but a year. Besides, is it a happy thing to become a single father early?"
Gojo Satoru: "No, but I'm happy to see you get humiliated. Shouldn't you give me some compensation for misreporting the information? Like, buy me a bottle of soda or something."
How old are you and still so childish... Oh, 17, that's okay, this is called the youthful spirit that has not been tainted by the class atmosphere.
"Little one, drink less soda." Before Gojo Satoru could say, "Wow, you sound like an old man," Cheng Xiaoyu grabbed a bag of snacks she'd been snacking on from the shadows and threw them to him. "How about some otherworldly snacks for a change?"
Gojo Satoru squeezed the bag of snacks printed with an incomprehensible language and discovered that it contained a number of thumb-sized, round, soft balls. "They feel like gummy candies. How do they taste?"
Cheng Xiaoyu thought for a moment and said, "It tastes a bit like a combination of crispy Bobo and popping pearls in milk tea... If they don't exist here yet, you'll see them in milk tea shops in about ten years. Locals sometimes like to mix this snack into another local food that's been mashed into a paste."
Gojo Satoru became even more curious after hearing this. He couldn't wait to open the package and saw eyeballs of various colors wrapped in dark red blood plasma staring at him intently inside the small transparent package...
Gojo Satoru almost threw the bag of stuff out and then took another [茈]: "What is this? An eyeball?!"
Cheng Xiaoyu: "Although it looks similar, this thing isn't an eyeball. It's a rudimentary light-sensing organ of a local plant... So it seems like it should be considered an eyeball. But if you put it that way, cherry blossoms are still considered a plant's vital organ, so it doesn't affect people eating them. Don't you always have a lot of cherry blossom food here during cherry blossom season? It's essentially the same thing."
Gojo Satoru: "It's ridiculous to say they're essentially the same! Plants here don't have light-sensing organs, nor do they have things like human eyes!"
"Why do you care about the ecology of other worlds? The locals in the place of origin of this thing don't have eyes like this. And there are many plant fruits on Earth that look like eyeballs. There is a plant fruit called guarana in the Amazon rainforest, and the locals love to eat it. If you are scared, just tell me directly, I will go to the shopping street to buy you some desserts." Cheng Xiaoyu said as she pretended to take back the bag of snacks.
"Who said I was scared?" Gojo Satoru quickly hid the bag behind him. "It's just that you're not human. How would I know if eating something you can eat would kill me? It's always better to be careful."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "It won't kill you. My student is also a human being. After eating this thing, he is not only still alive and kicking, but he even touches my bag from time to time."
After preparing himself mentally, Gojo Satoru tore open the package, closed his eyes, and squeezed a pill into his mouth, trying not to pay attention to the slippery touch. He then bit into it and crushed it...
It's actually salty, and tastes pretty good.
"It has a grease-like aroma, but not as strong as fried food, and not greasy." Gojo Satoru swallowed his food, then tore open another snack with green pupils and poured it into his mouth, amazed. "This one has a sweet taste, a bit like milk tea. Are these all grown on the same tree? The taste is quite different."
Cheng Xiaoyu stuffed a few more packets into his hand and said, "No, this packet has a mixed bag of flavors. It's all about excitement. Take it home and enjoy it slowly with your friends."
Speaking of his companions, Gojo Satoru remembered the main reason for knocking on the door. "Have you read the intel I gave your companions? Can you find the location of that second high-dimensional creature and send it back home? I can't sleep well when I think of two deadly time bombs like these waiting in line."
Gojo Satoru saw the Ghost Queen pause for a moment, then pulled out a few cans with another type of text printed on them that he couldn't understand and stuffed them into his hands. "Here, here, this is 'relaxation tea'. If you're too nervous, make a cup of tea before bed. If you don't have enough, ask me for it."
At this moment, Gojo Satoru was like a patient who went to see the doctor for a physical examination report, but when he came back, his family and friends who accompanied him said with subtle expressions, "Is there anything you want to eat? We will treat you to it." He felt desperate and powerless.
After delivering the items, Cheng Xiaoyu said, "That entire mountain is made up of a high-dimensional being. Furthermore, He and High-Dimensional Being Number One are currently balancing each other. For safety reasons, we can't expel either one now. At least not within ten years."
Gojo Satoru's expression finally took on a hint of doom. "When are we going to get rid of those bastards? They're not only causing me stress at work, but most importantly, the psychological pressure of knowing the sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. Saying I didn't sleep well was a figure of speech, but not for others. The dark circles under Naoko's eyes are almost reaching the corners of her mouth, and Jay hasn't been in good shape these past few days."
Cheng Xiaoyu took out two more cans of relaxation tea and said, "If that doesn't work, I also offer a memory erasure service. You can ask them. I don't want to involve children in this either."
Gojo Satoru scowled. "Do you want me to be killed by Naoko? You don't know how irritable Naoko has been lately. Last time I saw her smoking like crazy, I said, 'Why don't you just quit?' She almost scolded me to death. Don't underestimate the determination of us young people. Is that tea really that effective?"
Judging from the time, Geto Suguru should be back soon. Since there are no tasks to do in the evening, why not the three of us get together and try out the effects of this tea?
"You're eating and taking things at the same time?" Cheng Xiaoyu scolded with a smile, grabbed a red plastic bag, stuffed some snacks into it, and pushed Gojo Satoru and the bulging red plastic bag out the door. "I've thrown the translated instructions in there too. Let's go have a tea party with our friends."
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Cheng Xiaoyu looked at the two skinny, dirty little girls at the door, wanting to say something but stopping herself. "I thought the mainstream social ideology in your world no longer favored trading human cubs with demons. You really don't need to exchange children for a few bags of snacks."
The two little girls stared at Xia Yujie with wide eyes, tears welling up in their eyes.
"What are you talking about!" Family member Glass hugged the two children to comfort them, "These two children were brought back by Jie. They were locked in cages and abused in the village where the outstanding mission took place."
Gojo Satoru pulled the man aside, making sure the child couldn't hear. "Jie picked up the child earlier than you predicted. We avoided Teacher Ye Mo and brought him here to show you if that guy was involved. To avoid the 'using the power of the original place to cover up the abnormality' you mentioned, Glass didn't even use the reversal technique."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "This is 100% pure addition. I guess they're rushing to push the 'plot' because they're afraid I'll get in the way later."
Xia Youjie finally said the first words since entering Cheng Xiaoyu's room: "So...are there any residual effects on them? If not, we will treat them."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "No, not really, but you do have something urgent to do before the treatment. Now, Xia Yujie, take out your phone immediately."
Xia Yujie did as he was told, not understanding why. "And then?"
Cheng Xiaoyu: "Call the police! Take the two children to the hospital for a physical examination and to make statements. Otherwise, what injuries can they be examined after they are healed and then sent to the police station? They will even reduce the punishment for those born then. Unnatural creatures can only be dealt with by unnatural means, but those villagers are not unnatural, so we should punish them according to the laws of human society. Intentional injury, illegal imprisonment and child abuse are all illegal! If they are not afraid of the sorcerer, are they not afraid of the police? If they attack the police, they can really be punished. Oh, and don't alert the teachers and the school yet. Wait until you take the children to the police station to record their statements and then call your teacher."
"Remember, if the police ask you why you're there, just say it's an extracurricular assignment arranged by the school. If you really don't know what to say, just stare blankly and remain silent. Let the police call your homeroom teacher, okay? Show your spirited demeanor from the past few days."
Why?
So, under the red and blue police lights, Geto Suguru and the two little girls, wrapped in blankets, got into the police car heading to the police station.
Hey hey?
An hour later, under the watchful eye of the then principal of Tokyo Jujutsu High School in his pajamas, Gojo Satoru, Ieiri Shoko, the serious-looking teacher Yaga, and the assistant supervisor who had previously driven for Geto Suguru got into another police car and followed closely behind.
After examining the injuries and recording the confessions, a group of police officers, armed with live ammunition, headed to the crime scene to apprehend the suspect. Through the monolithic window, the twin girls and Geto watched as the ignorant, bigoted, and brutal villagers, after attempting to resist the police, were forcibly restrained to metal chairs, their faces pale with fear as they gave their confessions in trembling fear.
Is there something wrong?
After recording the confessions of the suspects, the twin girls, Geto Suguru, and Mr. Yaga, who was his temporary guardian, returned to the deserted village under the escort of a group of police officers to identify the crime scene.
A group of minors who called the police for the first time sat in a room of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, lost in thought as they looked at the steaming bowls of the Metropolitan Police Department's classic pork cutlet rice in front of them.
It seems...there is nothing for them to do anymore?
Because this time the police car drove directly to Tokyo Technical High School to pick up people, and took away an entire grade of teachers and students. The principal of Tokyo Jujutsu Technical High School reported the matter to the higher-ups out of duty.
So that night, the top leaders of the Tokyo magic world did not sleep late at night and mobilized a large number of people to work overtime urgently.
They have no business catching child abusers, but the person who reported the case, Geto Suguru, is a sorcerer, and the media somehow got wind of the matter and have begun investigating.
Considering the secrecy surrounding the sorcerer's identity, they had to urgently come up with a story to explain to the police and the media why an underage high school student like Geto Suguru would go to such a remote village and bring two children back before he dared to call the police for a long time...
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