Chapter 59 Just Turned Eighteen
Of course Gojo Satoru has a driver's license. He can even drive with one hand, and he drove quite smoothly along the way.
"I just don't have a teaching license, not a driver's license," Gojo Satoru said matter-of-factly in response to the call from Ijichi Jiegao. "A driver's license is such a simple thing, I can pass it with just a simple test. How could I not have one? Okay, okay, don't worry about it after you get off work. Bye."
Cheng Xiaoyu said to the students behind him, "I must clarify that these are only his personal thoughts. When you take your driver's license test in the future and remember this when you're giving a polite greeting, don't bring me up."
Kugisaki Nobara asked curiously, "Is Ms. Onikage also a teacher at Tokyo Curse High School?"
Cheng Xiaoyu: "No, I am a thorn in the eyes of some leaders of Tokyo Curse High School and a thorn in the flesh of all the high-ranking officials in the Japanese Curse World."
Kugisaki Nobara: "Huh?"
Knotweed Hisahito: "Huh?"
"Wait, why are you so surprised too?" Kugisaki Nobara looked at Yuji Itadori beside her in disbelief. "I'm the only one who just arrived, right? Weren't you guys chatting happily before?"
Yuji Itadori: "I only came into contact with the world of curses the day before yesterday, and I just started school yesterday. I don't know anything either. I don't even know any curses."
Kugisaki Nobara was anxious: "Huh?! You don't have any spells and you have absolutely no spell foundation? Then how are you going to take the test? If you're not careful while exorcising the cursed spirit, you could lose your life!"
"No, this time the cursed spirits aren't even at level two. I'll be watching from outside," Gojo Satoru said casually. "And I'll have Megumi come with us. Megumi, remember, don't take action unless Nobara and Yuujin can handle them."
Megumi Fushiguro: "I understand. But what about Itadori? He doesn't know how to use cursed energy to exorcise the cursed spirit."
"Teacher, of course I have my own way." Gojo Satoru, one hand on the steering wheel, leaned over, pulled out a dagger from the passenger compartment, and tossed it into the back seat. "Here, use this cursed tool to kill the cursed spirit."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "Gojo Satoru, tell me the truth. You don't drive normally. Is it because you always do dangerous things like driving at 180 miles per hour while distracted, driving with a blindfold on, etc., that you've been pulled over and had points deducted from your license?"
Gojo Satoru sat upright, both hands on the steering wheel. "What do you want to eat? I'll treat you after the assessment is over!"
Everyone: ...What an abrupt change of subject. So how many points were deducted from Gojo Satoru's driver's license?
Fushiguro Megumi clicked on the map on her phone and said, "After the assessment is over, I'm going to go buy something nearby. There's a dessert shop there that Tsumiki and the others said they really wanted to eat at last time but couldn't get in line. Maybe there will be fewer people there today since it's a weekday."
Gojo Satoru: "Buy one for me too. Oh, and remember to tell her not to go anywhere dangerous, especially at night. She should tell me if she wants to go. Last year, she said she couldn't leave her classmates and went on a nighttime adventure to the cursed bridge and insisted on going with them. Luckily, she called Mimiko, Nanako, and Mayi, and Mayi called Maki, and they all went fully armed as if there were a cursed spirit. Otherwise, it would have been really dangerous."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "Is there a cursed spirit there?"
Gojo Satoru: "It was a second-level cursed spirit. The children exorcised it right there that night, and even recovered a Sukuna finger. Those ordinary children were pretty frightened, but at least they survived."
"When the Sukuna Finger was retrieved, it was unsealed, and it would have attracted other cursed spirits to snatch it, just like what happened to Yuji's school. Luckily, Zenin Shin'ei knew how to temporarily seal it, and they immediately contacted the relevant personnel, otherwise the outcome would have been hard to predict. If it weren't for the Sukuna Finger, these kids might have even wanted to continue hiding it from their parents."
Although it was a good thing in terms of the result, the risk was extremely high, and these kids sneaked out in the middle of the night without saying hello to their guardians, and they could easily lose their lives. It can be said that they were criticized a lot.
After hearing the news, Gojo Satoru Geto and Yaga Masamichi went there if they could, made a video call if they couldn't, and called if the signal was bad. After scolding the child, they were scolded again by their own teacher Yaga Masamichi.
The last few children who participated all had their pocket money reduced for a year and were grounded for three months.
In fact, Gojo Satoru felt that the problem was not that big. After all, the child was not seriously injured and had recovered a Sukuna finger. A few words would be enough and there was no need to punish him.
Gojo Satoru muttered, "But at that time, Jie and Yaga-sensei's expressions were particularly terrifying. How could I dare to say such words at that time? I don't want to be scolded by Jie and Yaga-sensei again."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "With Ye Mo Zhengdao's temper, you'll probably get a beating, not to mention a scolding, if you say that. But it doesn't matter, because you're worth it."
Gojo Satoru: "No way, even you are talking about me?"
Although he was rather rough in raising his children because he was so busy, he would definitely attend the Fushiguro siblings' parent-teacher meetings, school festivals, birthdays, etc. as long as he was free at that time. He shouldn't be so irresponsible that even the devil couldn't stand it... right?
Cheng Xiaoyu could understand Gojo Satoru's feelings. After all, if she were the human, having spent nearly ten years raising two human children, and being told by other humans that she couldn't raise children well, she would have two reactions - either she would turn on the microphone, or she would doubt her life.
But if she later meets a thousand-year-old demon who also says that she didn't raise her child well, then the only option left is to doubt herself.
Cheng Xiaoyu: "It's not that you're irresponsible, it's just that you don't have a realistic understanding of the fact that 'children are very fragile'. After all, Hui and Tsu Miki have never needed your worry since they were young, and you've been a good fighter since you were young. Plus, the parenting methods of the three great families are hundreds of years behind the times. Compared to them, you're simply a universally good father."
As he spoke, Cheng Xiaoyu secretly poked Fushiguro Megumi in the back seat a few times through his shadow.
Your guardian is emo, say something to comfort him, Hui.
Fushiguro Megumi turned her head to look out the window and said, "Actually, Gojo-san just looks a little unreliable, but he's actually a very reliable and dependable person... It's just that people who don't get to know him well have some misunderstandings about him."
Yuji Itadori: "Yes! Thanks to Mr. Gojo, I was able to avoid the death penalty. Mr. Gojo is actually a very kind and responsible person."
Nobara Kugisaki: Should I say something too...but I've only met this person for half an hour, and it would be too obvious to force a compliment.
Gojo Satoru exaggeratedly wiped away the nonexistent tears from his eyes. "Really? Teacher, I'm so touched. You're like angels! Okay, we've arrived. Be careful not to turn into a real angel during the purification process!"
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Gojo Satoru: "Okay, kids, go to class. Ghost, do you have something to tell me? I've known you for so long, but I've never seen you so free as to go shopping with others. And you wouldn't approach someone without a reason. Why on earth did you barge into my class this morning?"
Cheng Xiaoyu: "I intend to weaken the influence of High-Dimensional Being Number One on this world by destroying the 'plot' He desires as much as possible."
Gojo Satoru: "I remember you tried ten years ago, but you couldn't even give us a hint back then."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "Times have changed, and His control over the world is no longer the same as before. Now is our most dangerous time, but also the time when our chances of victory are the greatest. From the time Geto Suguru left for Beika Town to your brainstorming yesterday, you should have noticed the change in the situation."
Gojo Satoru: "Indeed, yesterday, after I carefully considered what you said, I suddenly felt relieved. Then, all sorts of demons and ghosts started to act up around me. Especially when I was taking out some trash this morning, even with the reversal technique activated, the [Six Eyes] actually overclocked. It hurt so much that I saw a flash of pain. Otherwise, I'm sure I could have cleared out a few more pieces of trash. It seems He's very angry."
Cheng Xiaoyu: "You...are a local creature after all, and your resistance to this isn't as high as someone like me, an outsider. I said those words just to make you suspicious, so as to reduce its influence while preventing it from coming after you. I didn't expect you to be so hasty to act."
Gojo Satoru sighed. "I wouldn't be so anxious, but what if I die? That creature still wants to kill Jie by any means necessary. Jie is still alive thanks to the second high-dimensional creature, but who knows if anything unexpected will happen? You yourself said that the thinking of high-dimensional creatures is unpredictable. If Jie, I, and even everyone in my faction die, who will help the new generation of sorcerers stop those old immortals? The new generation of children has grown up. They are the last hope of the Japanese sorcery world. I must clear the biggest obstacle for them."
Pain began to spread like thorns in his brain, but he couldn't cover Gojo Satoru's mouth.
"And I might, I might know a little bit about His 'script.' I think I might need to buy some lumbar support equipment... Tsk! Again!"
Gojo Satoru rubbed his solar plexus to try to suppress the growing pain in his head.
"I can't tell you how I know this. After all, that guy is still watching me. If you want to know, you can go to Beika Town to find Jie. Hey... you really did the right thing by leaving that other high-dimensional creature behind!"
"Stop talking." Cheng Xiaoyu took out a magical little pill from her sleeve and stuffed it into Gojo Satoru's mouth. "Although you're not Dalang, take the medicine quickly!"
Well, after taking this medicine, Gojo Satoru’s headache was indeed gone.
Because after eating it, his whole body ached! Gojo Satoru began to emit a strangely high temperature, and his bones and flesh seemed to be melting!
Even for Gojo Satoru, the sudden severe pain almost made him cry out in pain. Out of trust in the ghost, he did not use the reversal technique, but Cheng Xiaoyu did not let Gojo Satoru down.
As the horse talisman was activated at its maximum power and the light flashed, Gojo Satoru's physical discomfort disappeared, and his physical condition became surprisingly good.
Gojo Satoru exclaimed, "I feel like I'm ten years younger now. What did you feed me?"
Cheng Xiaoyu: "APTX4869. Congratulations, you have now achieved what countless people dream of."
Eighteen again.
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