Day 56
Finally, the makeup artist sister came to the rescue.
"Wow, Fu Xunyan looks so good." The person who came to help was Xiaoke, the girl with a rich resume who used to work as a saleswoman at a high-end cosmetics counter.
"You're the best male model in history." Xiao Ke said seriously, "If I become rich in the future, can you lend me your face? It's really easy to make up."
"What are you talking about!" Jiang Han passed by with a look of indignation on his face.
“You weren’t so comforted by Feng Jiarui’s torture of me just now!”
Xiao Ke: "Well... you're also very good at putting on makeup, really, your facial smoothness is perfect!"
Jiang Han: ...
"Don't think I can't hear you. You're just saying I have plain features."
Fu Xunyan raised his hand, and Jiang Han moved his head towards him.
"Wow, wow, wow, treasure hunting! I feel so wronged!"
"Don't listen to her, you're the most handsome!"
Jiang Han got what he wanted to hear and jumped away again.
Although it is a spoof MV, the director team did not make the actors look ugly. Except for the heroines who needed to dress up, Jiang Han's clothes were the theme song uniforms.
However, because Jiang Han has a baby face, this straight uniform not only makes him look handsome, but also has a slightly humorous and cute feel.
Fu Xunyan went to change clothes.
Ten minutes later, when everything was ready, Bai Zhen took the lead in filming. He and Jiang Han huddled under an umbrella, while Feng Jiarui worked diligently to make it rain.
Unfortunately, this was a paper man with weak muscles. He picked up the water gun and released the valve without paying attention. The drizzle immediately turned into a downpour and fell on his head, soaking everyone around him.
"Ah Feng Jiarui! You're finished soon! We must arrange a kissing scene for you!"
Feng Jiarui's face changed drastically and he almost fell off the ladder, begging for mercy in panic.
Fortunately, the male and female protagonists squeezed under an umbrella and did not get wet, so the MV filming was able to continue.
The director changed the scene and called the next female lead to get ready.
Then Liu Yongshan took over and walked over gracefully from a distance. The long dress in the style of a formal gown did not limit his performance at all.
"Honestly, apart from his face not looking like a woman, Liu Yongshan's figure and gait are perfect," the screenwriter couldn't help but sigh. "But the harder he tries, the more heartbreaking it becomes. I'm sure he'll be the one getting the most laughs in the end."
There was no other reason, because Liu Yongshan himself was not a trainee known for his good looks, and changing into women's clothes wouldn't make him look much better.
"Ye Lai is already waiting in the wings." The director looked over. "Where's Fu Xunyan? Where did he go?"
The assistant was as quiet as a chicken. He held up his phone for a long time and pointed at a crowded place fifty meters away. At first, the director thought that the milk tea had arrived and was being distributed.
"Fu Xunyan also went to get milk tea?"
"No, that's not the case." The assistant explained, "Is it possible that there is no milk tea, but only Fu Xunyan?"
She reached out and showed the director the photo on her phone. "This is a firsthand report from a war correspondent on the front lines. Please take a look."
The director raised an eyebrow and took it.
“Wow.”
The assistant was delighted, knowing that you, Old Deng, would have the same reaction.
In the camera, the deathly light gave the black wig a cold silver sheen, and the black beret was pulled down low, just revealing the scarlet eyeshadow under the brow bone - like the tongue of a poisonous snake sweeping across the snow, or like the thorns of a poisonous red rose.
Fu Xunyan wore a black leather corset that showed off his narrow waistline, and an oversized black windbreaker on the outside. The hem of his coat rose up when he walked, revealing the thorn flowers embroidered on his boots.
A bullet-shaped pendant dangled from a silver collar around her neck, swaying gently below her collarbone as she breathed. Most striking of all were her matte red lips, their corners slightly raised, like a drop of blood fresh from the muzzle of a gun, a cold and dangerous beauty.
"This... is this Fu Xunyan???" the director burst into a sharp cry.
The stylists, lighting technicians, and prop interns surrounding the young man all had dazed expressions on their faces, and they mechanically snapped photos with their raised hands, afraid of missing any perfect angle.
Fu Xunyan's adaptability cannot be said to be good, but he was really speechless by this group of people, and the little shyness he had originally had disappeared.
"Are you guys overreacting? It's just women's clothing."
Fu Xunyan covered his forehead with his hands, but his lazy posture unexpectedly caused another burst of exclamations.
Xiao Ke: "You have no idea of your beauty!"
"Also, take back your 'it's just women's clothing'! It's an insult to my makeup skills!"
Fu Xunyan was at a loss for words and could only apologize.
The director stood there in a daze for a few minutes before finally coming to his senses.
"No, how come he looks so good in women's clothing?"
Because his face is amazing whether he's a man or a woman—the assistant silently complained. Not to mention that although Fu Xunyan didn't wear a skirt this time but a women's leather jacket and leather pants, the tightness of the leather jacket clearly showed off his chest muscles!
Liu Yongshan was having a great time, but halfway through the performance, the stagehands started to dwindle, and screams erupted in the distance. Standing on the small steps, Liu Yongshan held Jiang Han's head, ignoring his grimace and looking out.
"I was wondering who stole the attention of this peerless princess. It turned out to be Xun Yan."
"You guys are going a bit too far. Do funny girls not deserve attention?"
**
Golden ginkgo leaves fluttered in the backlight. The boy pushed open the door to the rooftop with a stack of professional books in his arms. Suddenly, he stumbled over the corner of his black windbreaker on the edge of the rooftop.
The moment the books fell, he saw a tall and long-legged female killer standing in the backlight. At her feet lay a sniper rifle disassembled into parts, and the barrel was rolling towards his "Linear Algebra" textbook.
The female killer twirled the sniper rifle silencer with her fingertips, raised her eyebrows and opened her mouth. Because it was an MV, the audience could only read her words from her lips.
"Classmate, can you help me pick up the 'lipstick'?"
The boy's pupils instantly trembled, but for some unknown reason he knelt on one knee to pick up the hot parts, using a textbook Korean drama-style bend: "Um... is the senior sister from the shooting club?"
The female assassin, swooping in the wind, suddenly approached, her high heels rubbing against his shoelaces. They were so close that he could see the lingering traces of gun oil behind her ears. She ripped a fallen leaf from his collar, then pressed the edge of the leaf against his Adam's apple.
"Have you seen 'City Hunter'? It's trendy now that killers wait for takeout on the library rooftop."
"Well..." The boy swallowed, "Senior, would you like an extra portion of spicy rice cakes? I can get a discount with my campus card."
The female killer raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Spicy rice cakes? Spicy rice cakes in the top suite?"
Boy (immediately puts the card away): "Sorry, I'm a poor bastard and don't deserve it."
**
"So why was it that when it was our turn, I was the one who failed to confess my feelings?"
"Is this something you should be depressed about?"
Jiang Han grabbed Fu Xunyan's shoulders, his face full of disbelief.
Fu Xunyan laughed, propping himself up on his knees, and slowly brought his legs together because of the wolf-like gazes around him - why did he always feel unsafe even though he was wearing pants...
"Is this the end of your role? It feels weird."
Jiang Han scratched his head, feeling that something was wrong but couldn't put his finger on it. The clip he had just filmed with Feng Jiarui and the others was also short, but at least it was longer than Fu Xunyan's.
The answer to this question was soon revealed. Fu Xunyan was stopped by the screenwriter when she went to remove her makeup.
"Wait a minute, you have another scene to appear."
Outside the convenience store, Ye Lai, wearing the same outfit as in the widely circulated scandal photo, leaned against the wall, twirling a ring in her hand. It was a pity there was no rich second-generation sponsor this time, so the pigeon egg ring wasn't a diamond but fake crystal.
"You're here." Ye Lai raised his eyebrows, "This suit suits you very well."
Fu Xunyan looked down and found that indeed, this outfit was not really women's clothing. It had a neutral style, especially after the screenwriter asked him to take off his wig and fake breasts.
He seems to have regained his male identity in the MV.
Lin Weiwei, who was outside the screen, held her forehead with her hands, wondering for a moment whether this MV, which exuded both masculine and feminine charm to the extreme, would help their dear ambassador maintain his image.
The plot has reached the last scene where the hero travels through time.
The boy played by Jiang Han pushed open the door of a convenience store and passed by a lady with heavy makeup.
"Wait, how about buying a pack of cigarettes for your sister?"
The boy didn't understand. The other party was obviously not a minor under the age of 18, so why couldn't he go buy cigarettes by himself? But her domineering attitude was too natural. By the time the boy reacted, she had already handed him a cigarette.
The wealthy lady, adorned with gold and silver, was leaning against the wall outside the convenience store, looking into the distance with an unhappy expression. The word "break up" was clearly written on her cell phone.
When she saw the boy coming back, she was shaking the ring in her hand and was about to put it into his rough palm in exchange, but the camera moved slightly and captured a figure not far from her.
Snowflakes rustled against the convenience store window, and the warm yellow streetlights dyed the man's silver hair a honey-colored color. He leaned against the wall, a cigarette between his fingers.
The hem of the black windbreaker was lifted by the wind, revealing the unmelted snow on the boots - like a blade just fished out of an ice cellar, but dew condensed in an instant.
The woman followed the boy's gaze and looked at Gu Suqi with confusion. She changed the position of her high-heeled feet, and the silver fur collar rubbed against the corner of her lips painted with dark purple lipstick.
The curly hair was a little messed up by the wind and snow, and the tail note of Chanel No. 5 wrapped in snow penetrated into the nostrils of people outside the screen, like inserting a burning rose into an ice bucket, with a crackling sound, it broke the silence of the winter night.
It should have been a romantic scene of two men competing for one woman, but unfortunately the screenwriter did not forget that this is essentially a funny MV.
In the camera, the male killer was not staring at the beautiful and charming woman, but smiled evilly and fixed his sight on the male protagonist.
His mouth was clearly saying, "Looks like you're waiting here to treat me to some spicy rice cakes."
Ahhhh! Lin Weiwei covered her mouth. What are they doing? The female killer disguised herself as a man and asked the male protagonist if he was satisfied. What does this mean?
And the look in the eyes of that rich woman, why did she become so shy after knowing that the "male killer" in front of her was actually a woman!
It’s indeed a spoof MV…Lin Weiwei is too exhausted to complain.
When the girl outside the glass door saw Lin Weiwei's expression, she knew that she was completely distracted by the plot and did not notice what she wanted to remind her, so she boldly pushed the door open a crack.
"Sister, look at Ye Lai's look! Does this look look familiar?"
Lin Weiwei coughed twice to hide her excitement, and then discovered the problem.
This looks familiar. Where have I seen it before? Paris Fashion Week? No, that's too old. Is it a Japanese fashion? No, that's not right either...
Wait! Scandal photos!
Lin Weiwei's eyes widened, and she immediately used her mobile phone to find the photo again for comparison. When she looked at it closely, she could see that something was wrong.
"Hey, they are almost the same. Not only the clothes, but also the face..." Lin Weiwei was stunned.
"This must be Ye Lai!"
Taking a deep breath, Lin Weiwei quickly looked up Ye Lai's deeds, only to discover that he had actually debuted in Country H, and that the scandalous photo was also taken in Country H.
Oh no, could it be that Xiao Li is urging her to watch the MV?
Lin Weiwei quickly opened the barrage and took a look at the comment section. Sure enough, many fans noticed something.
[So that's how it is. The woman in the scandalous photo is actually Ye Lai, right?]
[But huh? Why is Ye Lai dressed like that there?]
[I'm just guessing about a group variety show. At the same time, another boy group from his company also did a cross-dressing challenge.]
[So Ye Lai knew Fu Xunyan more than half a year ago. What kind of fate is this?! Can you meet someone in a foreign country like in a TV drama?]
[Aaaaah, if that's the case, I'm going to throw a tantrum! I was doubting my memory and went back to search the files, but there's no such group variety show. How can they film it and not show it to the fans?!]
[￥……￥%￥Please add contact information: 79&*……9886……%……67. I have the original secretly filmed footage.]
[The guy selling the movies? Where's the property manager? Get him out!]
[No! Sister, he’s real! He really has the original film!]
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