Some hotels in Thailand have such things as Buddha shrines. This is the international 5-star hotel where I stayed yesterday. I hope the Banyan Tree tonight is not a rip-off. The whole journey was on this bus, which was quite comfortable. Because Thailand was a slave country in ancient times, the class system still continues to some extent. The tour guide serves Yunluo and An Chuyu.

The driver is the guide's assistant. The Thais respect their emperors, especially King Rama IX and King Rama V, whose portraits can be seen everywhere. Vehicles in Thailand drive on the left, similar to Japan. The most common cars are Japanese cars, because there are many Japanese car factories in Thailand, and some tariffs can be exempted when exported to Southeast Asia.

Bangkok is also a city with congestion all year round, because the land in Thailand belongs to individuals, so if the road is built, the government needs to spend a lot of money, so the roads are relatively narrow. The status of Chinese in Thailand is still very high, because the richest Thais are all Chinese. It is worth mentioning that Thais can marry more than one wife.

Be envious, hahaha. Because Thailand was a matriarchal society in ancient history, property was passed down from daughter to daughter, not from son to son, so there are more women in Thailand, but fewer men. There are also 200,000 who became transvestites, and transvestites seduced another 200,000, so there are very few men in Thailand. This is simply a paradise for men.

The transvestite is not there for performance, this is a misunderstanding. In fact, there are transvestites in all walks of life in Thailand, just want to become a woman. Transvestites are divided into full transvestites and half transvestites. Of course, if you really want to distinguish, you know. In general, Thai people live a good life, with compulsory education, medical subsidies, interest-free car and house purchases, according to them.

The pace of life is very "Zaiyinyin", which means take it slow. They live a very leisurely life. There is no pressure. Once you buy the land, it is yours forever. You can do whatever you want with it. The property rights are unlimited. I heard that planting rubber is the most profitable. There is a lot of rainy season, so you don't need to water it. At most, you need to find someone to harvest it. I recommend southern Thailand. It costs about 4 million for Chinese immigrants to go there.

Okay, let's get to the point. Why is the grass so clean and clear? Why do soldiers appear so often in travel notes? Why are vendors so successful in selling their products? What is the real situation of tourists? Welcome to watch this episode of "The Jade Buddha Temple". The Jade Buddha Temple is really a place that is so unbelievably unbelievable.

First of all, do you know why everyone has these photos of the honor guard in their travel notes? Because the tour guide went to exchange tickets. The environment was very crowded, and everyone was under the short trees nearby. In less than 5 minutes, they were soaked. At this time, they had to make way for these soldiers, so I just took a photo. (Sin, Yunluo told the truth again).

In addition, you will 80% buy the straw hats sold by local vendors (lose 120 gold coins, 60 for each x 2) because they cannot withstand the direct sun, it is too hot. And why the grass is so clean and refreshing, it is because no one is allowed to enter. No one is allowed to enter. So it creates a false impression of fewer people. So, without psychological preparation, you may experience these things.

Photography is not allowed in many places here, such as some museums, and the roads are basically one-way streets. If you walk out, you can't get in. Yunluo personally feels that those who can take good photos here are really nb. The tour guide only gave Yunluo and An Chuyu 10 minutes of free time, including going to the toilet.

(Fuck Yunluo, dual cameras and dual lenses are a rip-off.), what large aperture, what wide angle. None of it matters, because first of all you need a place to stand. Secondly you need time to compose the picture, and what, and you have to take off your shoes (voiceover: That’s right, Yunluo swipes your card, handsome guy, you need to take off your shoes to enter most indoor areas) Come on.

Yunluo could only take photos like this. After a fierce battle with tourists from Northeast, South, Northwest and other provinces (voiceover: You got it right, young man, Yunluo will continue to swipe your card, 90% of the people here are Chinese), Yunluo was about to give up, but he never expected that he would break through the pincer attack of a Northeast group and a group.

Yunluo Jun still got the chance to kowtow to the Jade Buddha three times, although he didn't even see what the Jade Buddha looked like. Yunluo Jun looked miserable, and his back was completely transparent. To be fair, the treasures in the museum are really good, but it's a pity that no one can take pictures of them. The local tour guide said that because Thailand was invaded in the past, all the treasures were not allowed to be photographed for fear of being stolen or robbed.

This is the Grand Palace, right? Actually, I'm tired. I didn't hear anything. It's basically just a simple building (yeah, you can understand it that way, because you can't get in anyway). Just take a few photos and you can leave. Well, actually, the whole place is called the Grand Palace, and the Jade Buddha Temple is included.

After the group battle, Yunluo and An Chuyu had to replenish their water. They turned left and bought some colorful local drinks. They were cheap and plentiful, and they could pay with change. If they didn't pay, they would cry because the tip was basically only 20 baht, and tips are required everywhere in Thailand. It is worth mentioning that Thai drinks, except for coconut, are very sweet.

After passing through the market, we arrived at the Chao Phraya River Pier. Well, if you expect the river water to be crystal clear, then Yunluo can only laugh, it is a very muddy river. That's all. The fish in the river are big, you can buy some bread to feed the fish. After getting on the boat, Mei Nu will come to give flowers again (voiceover: Yunluo is here to swipe your card again, handsome guy, 20 baht).

Mei Nan River - Suddenly the weather was so bad, how come the boatman would drive around to feed the fish? During this time, you can enjoy the passing of the Temple of Dawn. For 15 seconds, Yun Luo, what the hell, for 15 seconds, the boat didn't even stop. Yun Luo worked hard to make it straight, but this was harder than shooting a wedding. At noon, when we were having a group meal, it was raining heavily.

However, the sky was basically clear when we came out, and the rainy season in Thailand did not seem to be terrible. In the afternoon, we visited the teak palace of King Rama V and the National Assembly Hall of Annam. Both of them were very exquisite. The palace can be understood as an exquisite small villa, and the museum of the National Assembly Hall of Annam is decorated in Italian style, which is very similar to the layout of the Vatican Cathedral, and is definitely not inferior to the Vatican.

But, damn, he won’t let you take pictures. (Voiceover: Hey, so you can get away with this afternoon’s travelogue? Is that all you can do?) Wait, young man, Yunluo at least took some exterior photos of the Teak Palace of King Rama V. Of course, as a young man in his 30s, I braved the rain and went barefoot to take some exterior photos of the buildings for you all.

In addition, a friendly reminder to female compatriots, it is best to go to the toilet 30 minutes in advance. In addition. You must take off your shoes and store your bags at these two attractions, and you cannot carry anything with you. Note that it is anything. There are special people serving at the baggage storage. It is very in place and very clean. You can rest assured. The picture above is the palace, which is relatively petty-bourgeois. It feels like entering IKEA when you enter.

The Annan Parliament Hall The Annan Parliament Hall and the Annan Parliament Hall are like the Vatican. Very beautiful, yes, it feels like the Vatican, because it was designed by an Italian designer, and it is also the most brilliant of these attractions. Except that you can't take pictures. Everything is good. After dinner, Yunluo and An Chuyu stayed at the Banyan Tree in Bangkok, which is also a feature of this group.

There is a rooftop restaurant on the 59th floor, but it is quite expensive. You can see the whole view of Bangkok from here. There was a ladyboy among the waiters who met the group, which also proved that ladyboys are very common in Thailand. In other words, apart from distinguishing the voice, you really don't know the gender of the person in front of you. Banyan Tree exterior shot Banyan Tree exterior shot Banyan Tree exterior shot The interior of the hotel is quite high-end.

In addition, the spa here is very good. Here are some interior and exterior views. Some group members went out to play at night. I heard that they met Thai stars. Yunluo and An Chuyu didn't catch up. It's a pity. The hotel elevator is very fast, so fast that you have ear pressure. (I always feel that this photo is a bit weird behind me.)

A reminder to smokers, just like in Europe, smoking is required outdoors. Thailand's service industry is very good. If you smoke outside the hotel, someone will quickly bring you an ashtray. I was very tired, so I went to bed early. I took a photo while passing by the lobby while having breakfast. The breakfast at Banyan Tree is the best on this trip.

At least it's up to European standards, other hotels are very average. I won't mention them. I think it's better to eat more breakfast in the hotel in Thailand, because I'm not used to the local food in Thailand, and it's very easy to get upset, so gastrointestinal medicine is still necessary. I went to the Royal Jewelry Center and Leather Center this morning and was ripped off. There's nothing I can do, it's like this when I travel with a group.

However, the gemstone and leather craftsmanship are still good. These two places are obviously to attract people to shop, and they are pulled in by the car, and after the brainwashing of the small dark room movie, they are brought into a shopping mall full of gemstones to spend money. Well, in fact, many places in Thailand’s group tours are like this, and this is no longer the itinerary of a certain travel agency.

It is a model itinerary tacitly approved by the Thai government. This phenomenon is quite common in the following days. Here we can popularize some knowledge: the skin of freshwater crocodiles is better than that of saltwater crocodiles, and wild ones are better than farmed ones. The convex parts on the skin that cannot be pressed down are real ones. As for jewelry, there are many beautiful ones and many cheap ones, but it is better to be cautious when buying such things.

Well, I bought an alligator leather belt at the leather center (lost 3000 gold coins) and took some random photos here. In the end, it was too hot, so I found a place to rest (it was too late) Jewelry center exterior Jewelry center interior Jewelry center exterior Leather center interior Leather center interior Boy, don't you want some durian flavored ice cream?

After dinner, the weather was good, Yunluo and An Chuyu started to head towards Pattaya. It started to rain soon, and then Yunluo found that in addition to Beijing, Bangkok can also see the sea. Good weather, heading to Pattaya. This rainy season is really damn. Instantly turned into coming to Bangkok to see the sea. The first project waiting for Yunluo and An Chuyu in Pattaya is jungle elephant riding.

The elephants are very cute, but the weather is too hot. After a simple walk, the waiter will ask you to take a photo with you, remember to tip 40. If you want to take a photo with the elephant or be lifted up by the elephant, you need to pay extra. The elephant is very shaky when you sit on it, you need to hold on carefully, and the seat is very hard.

If you think it's the same as sitting on the sofa, you're totally wrong. Another option is to take a horse carriage, which is more of a scam. It's just going up and around the farmyard. It's said that some group members were scammed here. If they didn't give a 100 yuan tip, they wouldn't let the carriage run. In short, they were played in various ways. Afterwards, Yunluo and An Chuyu arrived at the hotel where they were going to stay in Pattaya, and they stayed here afterwards.

Although the hotel is not big, it is not bad. There is a balcony outside, which is suitable for taking a walk. In fact, the wonderful part after dinner is inside the room and outside the balcony, but there are limited things that can be recorded, such as the ancient massage. The ancient massage is an authentic Thai massage, without any pornographic elements, and is very healthy.

But it was painful. The masseuse didn't speak Chinese. After a few times, I felt my legs were going to break. Yunluo asked her to be gentler. The masseuse smiled and nodded, and continued to step hard (massage girl: I can't do it.) (. Yunluo wipe.), seeing that the masseuse was working so hard, the old man gave her an extra 150 baht tip.

But after finishing, I felt refreshed, and felt that the fatigue of the past few days was swept away. Afterwards, Yunluo and An Chuyu went to see a local adult show. This, I can't record even more. In general, there are funny moments and highlights. It is not so pornographic (Yunluo himself does not believe this sentence), in fact, it is mostly performance elements, it is still worth experiencing.

There are several shows in total, and it is cheaper to buy 3 shows at a time. A male group member was invited to the stage for "interaction", and I won't talk about the rest. In short, it's still the same sentence, the wonderfulness of Thailand cannot be recorded with just photos. Young man, remember to watch the three-in-one show, don't watch the macho show. I can only help you here. After leaving the show, I went to buy some banana cakes nearby.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

Later I heard that this stuff was introduced to Thailand from India, no wonder the chef looks like an Indian. The taste is still good, sprinkled with chocolate, very sweet. I rode an elephant, was tortured by the ancient massage, and was ruined by the adult show. I ate banana cakes. I feel like I just got into the state of this trip.

By the way, the tip for a hotel room in Thailand is 20 baht per day. Go to Koh Samet. The weather is good, but still hot. Hum, Yunluo knows what you are thinking. But the failure of the Emerald Buddha Temple is long gone, take off your shoes, the crowd, the time. There is also a little metering slap in the face, let these idiots go, this time, the Thais can no longer stop me from taking pictures.

Bankai - Summoning Flashlight - Casting I got up early and set off with a bath towel (the hotel provided it. Students who lost it will be fined). Koh Samet is not far from where I live. After arriving, I took a speedboat to the island. The front of the speedboat is bumpy, while the back is relatively stable. You need to hold on to the water when getting off the boat. The water usually does not reach your knees (calculated based on my height of 1.78 meters, but it has shrunk a bit recently due to my age).

The speedboat pier is moving forward at a full speed. There are several projects on the island, including paragliding, underwater walking, motorboat, etc. You can choose according to your physical condition. It is worth mentioning that if you don't wear sunglasses, you will be blinded. The sun is too strong, and 50 times sunscreen is recommended. It is best to have a straw hat, and a quick-drying T-shirt should also be changed.

If you want to swim, a fresh water shower costs 40 baht (voiceover: Yunluo uses fresh water to pay for your card this time) I won't say much, here are the photos, various styles and various photoshops, and there are also original photos. (Wear a straw hat, looking a bit like Luffy) The small place is pretty good, but you need to be careful of the jellyfish, don't get stung. The seafood meal for lunch was just so-so.

Walking along the coastline, I found that there are still many quiet places to rest. I ordered a drink and it was really nice to blow the sea breeze. The scenery on the road while waiting for seafood felt very similar to the scene in the game Far Cry 3. Could it be that this is where the scenery was taken. Look, there are two towers on the mountain. Do you want to open them?

Young man. Well, if you haven't played it, just pretend Yunluo didn't say anything. The afternoon on the road was a bit disappointing. The tour guide took Yunluo and An Chuyu to the Thai Customs Park. The so-called Thai Customs Park is similar to the Ethnic Park in China, showing you some Thai customs. You can see the Thai Songkran Festival performance here, but the actors' costumes are a bit messy.

There is nothing to see. Then we organized everyone to participate in the water splashing activity. Yunluo and An Chuyu mainly put water lanterns here, which are said to be used for praying and making wishes. In addition, it is very good to drink coconut or eat durian popsicles when it is hot. The entrance stand is washed and blown. The coconut is not sweet, but it quenches thirst. The water splashing is quite exciting, and the village secretary shouts from time to time.

Shui Jingjing, come on. -.- After the water lanterns, we drove to Nong Nooch Tropical Garden to watch the performance. Nong Nooch Tropical Garden is also run by a Chinese, and it is said that there are more than 3,000 employees. The interior is very well decorated. The boss's garage is 3 stories high and is full of luxury cars. There are all kinds of carefully trimmed tropical plants on the roadside, and there are also countless sculptures.

However, due to too many tourists, the experience was extremely bad. You can see Muay Thai performances and elephant performances here. I didn't bring a telephoto lens. The actors waiting to enter the venue saw the camera and smiled at the tiger: selfie or group photo? There were many uneducated tourists at the elephant performance venue. Yunluo lined up in advance and sat in the first row.

I thought I could take a good picture. On Yunluo's right, there was a blonde girl who had also arrived early. But later, Yunluo and An Chuyu were blocked by a bunch of people crowding in the aisle. Yunluo tried to get them to squat (this is the rule here, if you come late, you can squat in front, otherwise you can leave), but it was useless. During this time, the foreign girl got up more than 10 times.

One by one, he asked the people in front to squat down. Then he couldn't stand it anymore, so he made a helpless gesture to Chong Yunluo and left with a smile. Hey, don't leave, girl, wait for me to drive the Gundam and shoot them all with floating guns and map guns. The dinner was very bad. I felt that the owner of this place was a bit black-hearted. There were a lot of flies.

I won't say more. After dinner, we went to the Oriental Princess to watch the ladyboy show, which continued to destroy my worldview. Some of them were really beautiful. The Oriental Princess is not one ship, but four, and they should all be owned by the same boss. It depends on your luck which ship you go to. The top three in the ladyboy competition are all here.

I think the one Yunluo and An Chuyu went on was pretty good. It's said that there's unlimited drinks here, but you don't have time to drink because there are a lot of ladyboys coming back and forth to take pictures with you. These "female men" have very strong chakra/spiritual pressure/domineering. You have to give them at least 20 tips. If you don't have them, they will stay and men will be kissed all over the face. (To be continued...)