After a sumptuous dinner, Koala took the movie script from one of the six bodyguards.

Qin Ren and Yun Luo smiled bitterly at each other, Jiang Jun and Tangtang smiled foolishly at each other, and the two men followed Koala to the rooftop botanical garden. Snow Tiger and Red Rat happily followed the three humans to watch the show.

"Okay, let's start. Brother Qin Ren, Brother Yunluo, don't tell me you haven't read the script. The filming will officially start tomorrow. Brother Yunluo, you can't embarrass me. It was me who brought you into the crew and into the film industry." Nalan Shiqi sat lazily on the rattan chair, like a fresh goddess, patting the script with her small hands.

Yun Luo nodded and said calmly and confidently: "No problem, I know the script by heart."

"Tsk, if you have the guts, Brother Yunluo, just recite it backwards to me, Koala. Everyone can brag." Nalan Shiqi's beautiful eyes lit up, and she took this opportunity to mock Yunluo, the bad guy.

Yunluo smiled gently and looked at Koala, who had really recited the script from beginning to end without missing a word. The supporting actor Allen had very few parts, and the entire script had less than three thousand words.

"Okay, Brother Yunluo, you win. Second brother, hurry up and pretend to be the murderer and kidnap Allen. Put a gun to Allen's head. The look in your eyes doesn't matter. You are an imposter anyway, so you can pretend a little, but you must do the movements right. The murderer dragged Allen away, so you must be brutal and violent, so that Allen feels that his life is in danger."

Koala really didn't just want to play tricks on the two men. After accepting the film, Koala carefully studied the entire filming process of the movie. She was able to have a clear idea of ​​the plot, even if it was not Koala's role. Koala had a detailed understanding of it. She really wanted a trophy for Best Actress.

General Snow Tiger and Red Rat Tangtang lay on the side, squinting their eyes, and watched the humans committing stupid acts.

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After the two men and one woman had been rehearsing for more than half an hour, Yun Luo's performance was so outstanding that Koala, who wanted to find fault and get angry, had to hold back his anger. Koala suddenly said to Qin Ren, "Brother, I'm thirsty. I want to go downstairs and squeeze some juice. What flavor do you and Brother Yun Luo want?"

"Well, cantaloupe." Qin Ren was tired of being instructed by Koala to pose in various ways.

"Pineapple." Yun Luo was not polite to Koala, he had seen it a long time ago. Koala's eyes were so clear and innocent, but Ke Fang was thinking of something to play a trick on herself and Qin Ren.

Nalan Shiqi went downstairs lightly, and ten minutes later, she came up with three cups of freshly squeezed juice. Yunluo smiled slightly, smelling the fragrance of peach blossoms from the cantaloupe juice. This cup was Qin Ren's.

Yunluo knew that peach blossom tea was mainly used to remove water vapor. It was good for urination and defecation, and it could expel three kinds of parasites. It was actually a mild laxative, and the speed of its excretion was very fast, but it was different from ordinary laxatives. It was not diarrhea, but water excretion. However, the speed was really faster than any other laxative, but the drug was not very strong, and it would not make people defecate continuously or very violently, but it would make people dehydrated.

"Brother, drink some juice." Koala called out softly and sweetly. Qin Ren didn't even hesitate. He picked up the cantaloupe juice and drank it all in a few gulps.

Yunluo picked up his glass of plain pineapple juice and drank it in small sips. After a short break, he continued to act with Koala Qin Ren to familiarize himself with Alan's character psychology, movements and expressions in the two scenes.

Qin Ren's face suddenly turned pale, and he said anxiously, a little embarrassed, "Sorry, my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. I'll go first."

Koala looked at Qin Ren with concern and said in a tender voice, "Brother, don't be anxious, take your time."

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Yunluo and Koala did not just wait for Qin Ren in the botanical garden, but instead staged a scene where Alan proposed to the hot policewoman on one knee with a bright red rose in his hand. Even the bright red rose and Koala were brought up by the bodyguards.

Yun Luo was acting very seriously according to the script. She could feel that when she was kneeling on one knee and saying the English line, "Beautiful angel, marry me," six bodyguards each took several photos secretly. Even the pigs wouldn't believe it if Koala didn't instigate it.

Qin Ren hadn't come back for a long time, but Yun Luo's phone suddenly vibrated. It was a text message. Yun Luo almost laughed when she took a look. Qin Ren sent a string of classical Chinese text. After reading it carefully, she suddenly realized that Qin Ren was trapped in the toilet.

"Ancient people said that disasters often accumulate from small things, and wisdom and courage are often trapped by what they are drowning in. Confucius was rejected by the princes, and Huaiyin was humiliated by the market, just like a tiger trapped in the plain, a dragon trapped in a shallow talk. Although they were poor for a while, they still had the spirit of a hero, but their embarrassment and shame were the same as those of ordinary people. Now, when I went to the toilet, I came in a hurry and left it in a hurry, and I had no paper to clean up after the matter was done."

"Even if you have the talent to rule the world and the ambition to support the universe, you can't avoid being trapped in a small room. You have to bend your legs and knees, breathe in the stench, and can't hold your head high or stand in peace. I hope you can save me with a piece of paper. I will keep my mouth shut for the rest of my life and tie a knot of grass after my death to repay my kindness of rebirth."

Yunluo asked for leave very seriously from Koala, using the excuse of going to the restroom. Koala agreed with a smile, and when Yunluo left, he called six bodyguards over with a smile, and selected the secretly taken photos of Yunluo kneeling on one knee with flowers in his arms proposing. Koala wanted to use these photos to let Yunluo know that no one who dared to cheat Koala would have a good ending.

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After making Qin Ren and Yun Luo suffer until late at night, Nalan Shiqi finally left with her six bodyguards, still interested. Yun Luo and Qin Ren were very servile and escorted Nalan Shiqi all the way to the luxury car.

Before getting on the bus, Koala looked at Yunluo with a smile, soft and crisp, innocent and pure, and said in a voice like the sound of nature: "Brother Yunluo, I have something very interesting to tell you. The big koala doll you gave to someone actually had a small note in its belly."

Yun Luo was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered what was written on the note. He was prepared to be beaten up by Koala, but he didn't expect Koala to say that. Like a little fox who stole a hen, he got into the luxury car with his beautiful eyes cunningly.

Watching the luxury car go away, Yunluo and Qin Ren smiled bitterly at each other, thinking that Koala was really a scary little girl. Especially Qin Ren, who was very interested in the doll note that his sister told Yunluo at the end, and he used various methods to persuade Yunluo to pry the secret out.

"Haha, I haha, A Luo, you are so bold. I admire you. You dare to write such words on a small piece of paper, and even put it into the belly of a doll. You are awesome!" Qin Ren laughed like a fool and said those words in a very annoying way. "I squatted in the corner, put my hands together, prayed devoutly, drew a circle and cursed that your breasts will never grow bigger."

Yun Luo was too lazy to care about Qin Ren. This bad friend had been retaliated by Koala, so he was carefree. That was why he was so heartless. On the other hand, Yun Luo had never been bullied by Koala. He felt very unhappy. I guess Koala really wanted to bite Yun Luo a few times to relieve his anger.

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"A Luo, I didn't expect your acting skills were so great. I saw Koala wanted to make trouble for you several times, and even changed the lines temporarily, but you didn't get stuck. Your eyes were so confused, it really made me laugh to death." Qin Ren became proud and liked to find trouble. He chatted with Yun Luo about the various things that happened during the audition.

Yun Luo didn't want to spoil Qin Ren, so he pointed out one thing: "Why do I feel that, looking at your smug look now, Ren, you seem to have known for a long time that peach blossoms were put in the juice that Koala brought you."

"Tsk, who am I, a powerful man who has traveled all over the world? If I can't even smell the scent of peach blossoms, then I'm still a qualified outdoor expert. I knew at the time that my sister wanted to take revenge on me, but I thought about it and felt that drinking some laxatives like peach blossoms would be no big deal. It's just squatting on the toilet, no big deal."

Qin Ren patted his chest, making a thick muffled sound, showing off his strong muscles. In order to calm his sister down, Qin Ren, as a brother, also tried his best. Not everyone can drink a cup of laxative without changing their expression or heartbeat when they know that they are going to drink it.

"But what I didn't expect was that Koala was so cruel. He took away the toilet paper in the bathroom in advance and warned the housekeeper and maid in advance that I was acting in the bathroom and they should not disturb me no matter what I called. Otherwise, it would be a pity if the performance was interrupted in the middle of the show."

"Ahhh, thinking about it, I feel desperate, especially that bastard General. When he heard me calling him, he was so shameless that he ran over to the bathroom door and knocked a few times. He meowed twice, then walked away with his head shaking and his tail wagging! Damn it, did you not know that General, you bastard, could unlock the door? Will you die if you use your big tiger claws to open the door? Will you die if you bring me some toilet paper?"

Qin Ren complained a lot. He complained about Koala, then he scolded Xuehu. Finally, he looked at Yunluo with sincere eyes: "You are still the best, Luo. I won't say more. We are good brothers for life. You don't know that when I saw you open the bathroom door, you were like an angel descending into my world. At that moment, I loved you to death."

"Ah, Ren, you're better off. With Koala's temper, it's fine if she takes revenge on you once. After all, you're her biological brother. But I'm unlucky. I cheated Koala with you, and then there was the revenge for the little note. And you, my good brother, cheated me again in my name. Koala's weak and tender heart was hurt by me three times in one day."

Yun Luo felt that his future was dark. Koala was a girl who really knew how to bear grudges. If you counted it up, Qin Ren had cheated Koala once today. Koala was Koala's second brother, and Koala had already made Qin Ren look stupid. This was just killing a chicken to scare the cow.

Don't ever forget that Yunluo cheated Koala three times in a row for various reasons. Yes, three times. Each time he cut Koala's wound more fiercely than the last. Koala, who is very vindictive, has decided to retaliate against Yunluo and has not wavered for a year.

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