"I want you to sing Little Apple for me." Professor Silver Blue Parrot is indeed a mean bird, he actually said such a crazy condition. Red Mouse Tangtang's IQ is not enough, and he can't understand the conversation between the mean bird and Yunluo.

Yun Luo silently glanced at the silver-blue parrot, and felt that the integrity of this lowly bird was still trustworthy. He silently recalled the lyrics and music of Little Apple, and sang a cappella: "I planted a seed, and finally it grew into fruit. Today is a great day..."

The red mouse Tangtang and the parrot Professor were listening to the song and shaking their heads in time with the rhythm, which was quite interesting to watch.

Yunluo took out his cell phone and took a picture while singing. He found that he could only see the red mouse Tangtang. The parrot professor was just a blurry ball of color and he couldn't tell what it was.

"Alas, ever since Bird Master gave birth to his power, he can no longer take pictures, not even black and white pictures. The crazy little guy is not good at painting. The thing he drew is obviously just a chicken and it's not Bird Master's. "The silver-blue parrot's attitude improved a lot after listening to Yun Luo's passionate singing of Little Apple.

"I am a pig who has been practicing for a thousand years. A thousand years of practice still makes me confused. In the dead of night, the little madman is dancing alone. The more he dances, the less I can see clearly..." Professor Parrot sang, danced, and flapped his silver-blue wings, which was very beautiful.

The red mouse Tangtang clapped his little cute paws to cheer him on, and Yunluo also clapped his hands helplessly, as if to show his support for this cheap bird. Tangtang's little cute paws pulled out a sausage from the dimensional bag and handed it to Yunluo, who peeled it and ate it. Tangtang looked so wronged with a bitter little face, "Master, I want you to help Tangtang peel it and feed it to Tangtang."

After singing and dancing, the silver-blue parrot professor lay down on Yunluo's bed and slept. He waved his wings generously and said, "Go to bed early. Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health. I don't mind sharing a bed with you."

The red mouse Tangtang jumped to the parrot, rubbed against the professor, and then fell asleep next to the silver-blue parrot with its furry body.

"I still have to work. Humans need to work to earn money to buy food and drink. You two should go to sleep first." Yun Luo turned off the bedroom light, lit a desk lamp, and turned on his laptop. He put on headphones, listened to the crooked soft girl singing, put his ten fingers on the keyboard, and typed on the keyboard to write the manuscript.

Professor Silver-Blue Parrot closed his eyes and fell asleep. He was truly a courageous and mean bird.

…

At nine o'clock in the evening, Yunluo had already been waiting at the Jiangnan Forum. In order to save Lin Pingzhi's first post as soon as possible, Yunluo went directly to one of Lin Pingzhi's frequently used accounts and kept refreshing. Sure enough, Lin Pingzhi's integrity was still there, and he posted a new post at nine o'clock and one minute later.

The title is very shocking and eye-catching, definitely refreshing and unforgettable: Ranking of beautiful and ugly photos of girls from Jiangnan University.

Yun Luo quickly clicked in without even reading the post. He just copied all the content. Lin Pingzhi's post was very rich in content, with a total of 1,063 beautiful college students being murdered. Even if you read it from beginning to end, it would be enough for many students to spend half an hour.

Lin Pingzhi was also very responsible and wrote down the total score and ranking of each beauty on the list.

For fear of being caught by his girlfriend or sister-in-law, Yun Luo did not dare to leave a reply, but only sent a private message to Lin Pingzhi on the forum: "I have saved this great post. It's great."

Lin Pingzhi was obviously waiting in front of the computer, and he quickly replied to Yun Luo: "Thank you, senior. Keep up the hard work."

Yun Luo refreshed the post, and soon there were dozens of comments, most of which were "Oh my god, the girl-photographing maniac is smearing girls again." After the group of people carefully read the beginning, they saved the post without saying anything, lest it be deleted by the school. These 1,063 beauties included seniors and juniors, even fresh freshmen.

I have to marvel at Lin Pingzhi's photography skills. He was able to find all the beautiful girls in Jiangnan University. Of course, due to limited space, there are many beautiful students who unfortunately failed to make it onto Lin Pingzhi's list. Some girls with strong family backgrounds are not the ones that Lin Pingzhi dares to blacken.

Lin Pingzhi only caused minor troubles and never touched those really troublesome girls. Even the photos he took secretly were just for his own amusement. Even Yun Luo had never seen them.

The school leaders had all gone off work to rest at this time, and did not pay any attention to the explosive events that happened in the Jiangnan Forum, especially the account of the girl-shooting maniac, which was very famous in the Jiangnan Forum. As soon as the post was released, countless students rushed to worship it. The girls who were slandered were even more furious, and shouted in the post that they would call someone to beat Lin Pingzhi up.

Lin Pingzhi, who was smart, had already taken a week's vacation. He was not at Jiangnan University at all, but was staying in a hotel temporarily because he was worried about being cheated by the girls. Even when checking in the room, Lin Pingzhi used someone else's ID card. No one knew where he was.

But, hehe, how could Lin Pingzhi, who is crazy about taking pictures of girls, be far away from Jiangnan University? The hotel is near Jiangnan University. He can see the campus of Jiangnan University from afar with a telescope from the window. This is enough for Lin Pingzhi to enjoy himself.

In addition, in order to prevent the school leaders from getting angry when they couldn't find him, Lin Pingzhi kept his cell phone turned on. He was very familiar with the school leaders' office landlines and personal cell phone numbers. Apart from calls from the leaders, he never paid attention to the angry voices of other girls. Anyway, it was not his fault if the phone was busy.

The phone was plugged in to charge, and three hundred yuan of phone bills had been recharged. Lin Pingzhi had no worries, so he sat in front of the computer with a chuckle, looking through the wonderful replies under the first post. He felt that life was really great, but it was still not exciting enough. If only he could graduate earlier, Lin Pingzhi could publish the ranking of beautiful and ugly photos of beautiful teachers at Jiangnan University.

Teasing female students and teasing female teachers are two different things. The former will at most result in being scolded by school leaders and having to write a letter of apology, while the latter may result in Lin Pingzhi being expelled from school and leaving early. Therefore, Lin Pingzhi is very patient and plans to post the second amazing post after graduating from Jiangnan University, which will surely blind everyone's eyes.

…

In An Qingjue's dormitory, Zhang Xue first cried out softly, attracting the attention of the other three girls. Zhang Xue yelled, "Don't let me see this bastard Lin Pingzhi, or I'll make him a eunuch and become the real Linzi! How dare you post on the forum to slander me? Damn it, this ugly photo really ruins my beautiful image."

"Xiaoxue, what happened?" An Qingjue asked, but his hand quickly entered the Jiangnan Forum.

"Stop laughing, you guys. A girl-photographing maniac has made an amazing post. He posted beautiful and ugly photos of 1,063 beauties in our school, and ranked them by rating. I'm ranked 637th. I seemed to have seen Xiaoya and Xiaoli just now, but not Qingju. Did I miss it?" Zhang Xue was a little curious. She opened her beautiful eyes wide and stared at the post from top to bottom.

Wang Ya and Li Li also entered the Jiangnan Forum and quickly found their beautiful photos and ugly photos. The beautiful photos were really beautiful, even more beautiful than the two of them. If Lin Pingzhi only took beautiful photos for girls, countless girls would have cried and shouted that they wanted to pursue Lin Pingzhi to be his girlfriend, and he would not be single until now.

It was those ugly photos that were causing trouble. The embarrassing photos of beautiful women that Lin Pingzhi occasionally posted on the forum were enough to cause him to be frequently besieged by a large number of men for no reason. If Lin Pingzhi had not run very fast, he would have been lying in the hospital long ago.

This time, 1,063 beauties were slandered, which shows that Lin Pingzhi was really desperate, and he didn't even care about his life in order to prove his truth. Although many of the posts were from seniors who had already graduated, the seniors would also return to the Jiangnan Forum to read the posts, and many juniors in school would also have the contact information of the seniors. Once this post was posted, they would definitely be so angry that they would return to school.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

What's even more terrifying is that the men standing behind the 1,063 beauties are the key reason why Lin Pingzhi had to hide away from the limelight. These men really threw away their moral integrity in order to pursue the girls they liked.

"Hey, Qingju, there really is no photo of you. That's not right. You are the most beautiful one in our dormitory. How could I miss you? And your sister, Sister Chenyu, doesn't have one either." Zhang Xue read it back and forth three times. At this time, there were more than 6,000 replies to the post, and it had long been the most popular post on the forum.

The people who manage the Jiangnan Forum are the technical geeks from the Optical Computer Society. When faced with such an eye-popping post, they really can't love it enough. How could they bear to delete it? It was only for the sake of the school leaders that they didn't mark the post as featured or pinned. Anyway, the effect would be the same if it was pinned manually.

Anyway, if the school leaders don't say anything, these otakus in the Light Computer Club will just watch the fun.

An Qingjue read the amazing post with great interest, and seemed to be thinking about something. She thought of Lin Pingzhi and Yun Luoluo talking to each other in the supermarket in the afternoon, and remembered that her brother-in-law had a good relationship with the girl-patting maniac. This should be the reason why Lin Pingzhi did not blacken her and her biological sister Chenyu.

But this was not a very honorable thing to do, so An Qingjue dealt with it casually without selling Yunluo.

…

Ji Xixue and Jian Lenglan were furious with Lin Pingzhi. They thought that this senior Lin was really crazy. It was bad enough that he took embarrassing and ugly photos of them during military training, but now he even took ugly photos of their daily life. No wonder he still didn't have a girlfriend.

The two tender and delicious junior high school girls cursed Lin Pingzhi together, saying that he would never find a girlfriend in his life.

As the night deepened, Yunluo was still writing the manuscript until almost midnight. Then he went to wash up, came back, turned off the computer and the desk lamp, and went to bed. A day as dull as a cup of tea passed.

ps:

Fourth update, 1844 weekly votes, 155 monthly votes, 2,000 weekly votes plus one more 3,000 words, 200 monthly votes plus one more 3,000 words! With another six monthly votes, we can take the sixth place on the new book monthly ticket list!