After Professor Silver-blue Parrot and Tangtang the Red Mouse had a crazy time, they went home at some point and stayed on Yunluo's bed to count their spoils, which were either food or drinks, such as candied haws, canned lychees in syrup, instant noodles, candied dates, beef jerky, strawberry jelly, and steamed buns... These two cute pets live for food.

When Yunluo came back and saw this scene, he could only sigh helplessly. What else could he do? He was dreaming if he expected the professor, this level nine alien beast, to be well-behaved, sensible and obedient. This was just a cheap parrot and had long been hopeless.

"Hey, human, come here. Don't say that Bird Master is not fair. This is the spoils that Bird Master and Tangtang worked hard for the whole morning, flying all over West Lake City to get. I'll share it with you three. Alas, it's a pity that the space in the little mouse's dimensional bag is too small. It's only the size of a basketball, not enough to hold the roast suckling pig. Even the beggar's chicken can only be stuffed in two."

If you ignore the bird's body, the professor's voice is completely that of a middle-aged man, and a very nice male voice. But if you see the silver-blue parrot, you will feel that this cheap bird is not completely worth a beating, and it also has its shining points.

Yunluo didn't hesitate and took a can of lychees in syrup and a bag of cream-flavored melon seeds. He sat in front of his laptop, watching Japanese cartoons, drinking canned food and eating melon seeds. He looked so cool.

The silver-blue parrot was a little stuck. As a flying bird, it felt very stressed. When the professor was hanging out with Xu Yifeng, every time the professor said this, the very funny eighth-level evolver would generously give the professor everything to eat. Why didn't this human play by the rules and even took away the canned lychees in syrup that the professor loved to eat.

Tired of love, the professor thought humans were really shameless and would never pretend to be generous again. When the angry silver-blue parrot shared things with the red mouse Tangtang, he gave all the small items to Tangtang and the professor took the big ones himself.

Tangtang, who is not very smart, is happy as long as he has food to eat, and he is not as depressed as the professor who is too smart. Tangtang, the red mouse, is also very filial. He grabs a chestnut with his cute little paws and jumps to Yunluo's right shoulder, shaking his big fluffy tail. He hands the chestnut to Yunluo to eat. Yunluo smiles slightly, touches Tangtang's bright red fur, and picks up a lychee to feed Tangtang.

The silver-blue parrot was lying on the cloud-fall bed, looking bored, chewing a piece of candy with its red beak. It was fun to chew it.

Yunluo and Tangtang were eating melon seeds and watching movies to kill time. The professor felt bored and flew to Yunluo's left shoulder, squatting to watch the movie. Yunluo also fed the professor melon seeds, and the parrot ate them too, but spit out the shells, which was very mean.

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It was two o'clock in the afternoon. Yunluo turned off the computer and the desk lamp and went out as if he had a mission. Red Mouse Tangtang stayed at home and didn't want to go out to bask in the sun. There were many delicious foods at home, so the smart Tangtang didn't go out.

The silver-blue parrot professor, on the other hand, jumped to Yun Luo's right shoulder out of boredom, and pecked Yun Luo's collar with his red beak: "Bird Master, you can go too. You have nothing to do anyway, and it's fun to scare those stupid humans."

Yunluo knew that the silver-blue parrot professor could not be photographed, so he understood what the professor meant by threatening. As for why the silver-blue parrot was not photographed by the camera, Yunluo was too lazy to explain to others. Anyway, he went to see the scientific exploration.

Yunluo took thirty cans of iced Sprite from the refrigerator at home. He carried them in a large shopping bag and walked towards Jiangnan University. The silver-blue parrot professor squatted on Yunluo's right shoulder, which was a beautiful scenery.

Along the way, countless passers-by took photos of the silver-blue parrot professor, but unfortunately, they all looked at their mobile phone cameras with unscientific eyes, and the camera was just a blur of light and shadow. Yunluo could see it clearly, but the beautiful silver-blue parrot could not be seen.

There were also those who followed Yunluo and asked why he couldn't take photos of the silver-blue parrot. Yunluo ignored them and was too lazy to talk. Even the silver-blue parrot professor was too lazy to complain about these ordinary humans. It was meaningless.

There were also people who recognized Yunluo as a siren and wanted an autograph or something, but unfortunately Yunluo didn't have a pen with him, so he could only wave goodbye to the fans. Yunluo was quite patient with his fans and was willing to say a few more words. The professor was aloof and silent, and actually fell asleep standing on Yunluo's right shoulder.

Professor Silver-Blue Parrot learned this advanced technique of sleeping standing up decades ago. It's a piece of cake.

Soon they arrived at Naxin Road of Jiangnan University. Yun Luo found his girlfriend An Chuyu's yoga club in no time. He walked over and smiled slightly. He was gentle and elegant, with an indescribable gentlemanly demeanor, which attracted many girls to shout: "Chuyu, I'm here to bring water to you and Qingju."

An Chuyu, who was sweating profusely, suddenly became proud. All the tiredness disappeared. He stood up and walked over with seven sexy girls. An Chuyu smiled sweetly, "A Luo, thank you for your hard work."

"President An is so lucky. His boyfriend is tall, rich, famous, gentle and considerate. He is truly a perfect man." A soft girl encouraged An Chuyu to make her president happier.

"Yes, yes, if I could have a boyfriend like Senior Yunluo, my life would be worth it." Another soft girl replied with a smile, praising Yunluo. If the president is unhappy, he will turn into a tigress.

Professor Silver-Blue Parrot naturally attracted a lot of attention, but the professor was dozing off. Dozing off with eyes open is an advanced technique, so he ignored this group of Earthlings.

Yun Luo smiled gently, took a can of iced Sprite to An Chuyu, and enthusiastically handed a can of iced Sprite to the seven soft girls, and then said goodbye to his girlfriend in a gentle voice: "Chuyu, I have to take some water to Qingju, so I'll leave first, you continue with your work."

After Yunluo left, An Chuyu unsurprisingly gained the envy of many girls, which made An Chuyu very proud. If his girlfriend was happy, Yunluo's life would be a little better.

An Chuyu is very considerate of her boyfriend. For example, if a classmate she knows wants to buy a signed CD of Siren or a signed novel from her, An Chuyu will let the classmate buy it themselves. She will not take it over. Of course, it is no problem to give it to Yunluo for autograph, but she will not sign more than one name. One person will sign two names at most. If she signs more than that, her classmates may not necessarily cherish it.

A little bit of rice can be a favor, but a big bit of rice can be resented. This is the truth of the world.

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The dance club's recruitment location is quite far from the yoga club, so they can't see each other if they stand on their own territory.

Yun Luo could rest assured that her sister-in-law An Qingjue happily held her arms and helped Yun Luo distribute the remaining iced Sprite. An Qingjue was quite interesting. She didn't give any to the boys. She gave all to the dancing girls in the dance club.

An Qingjue originally wanted to touch the feathers of the silver-blue parrot, but was stopped by Yunluo. God knew what would happen if the sleepy professor was woken up, and Yunluo didn't want to try this on his own sister-in-law.

Being grumpy when getting up is very scary. Just look at An Chuyu and you will know. When Yun Luo went back to wake up his girlfriend several times, An Chuyu bit him several times in anger.

You can’t afford to offend a girlfriend who loves to stay in bed, but you have to call her because your boyfriend Yunluo is also a skilled worker.

An Qingjue took two cans of Sprite and handed one to Yunluo. The two of them sat under the shade of the tree beside the flower bed, drinking iced Sprite and chatting, watching the new students around them show off their talents. Those freshmen were really dazzled by the choices, and were fooled into joining a club by the seniors.

Anyway, Jiangnan University doesn't stipulate how many clubs a person can join. As long as you are willing, you can join all clubs. You have to pay the membership fee anyway. If you have too much money to burn, who cares?

After coaxing his sister-in-law and making An Qingjue look good among his friends, Yunluo could go alone. An Chuyu An Qingjue had already booked dinner with Yunluo, and the three of them went to a restaurant to eat together. Yunluo didn't even think about what the red rat and parrot would eat, anyway, these two strange beasts would not be hungry, they were very smart.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

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"There is a delicious loli." Professor Silver-Blue Parrot spoke as soon as he woke up.

Yun Luo looked around. He didn't see any loli. The professor looked at the human with contempt in his red eyes and snorted complacently: "Bird Master is level nine, he can see farther than humans, and that loli is walking hand in hand with a beautiful woman."

"Which direction?" Yun Luo had nothing to do, so he decided to go see the little girl. The pure beauty of little little girls always made Yun Luo like them very much, especially the sweet and cute little girls, who were Yun Luo's favorite, just like Qin Ren.

Since getting engaged to Chu Keren and Chu Keai, Qin Ren has been very low-key and has not contacted Yun Luo. Yun Luo is too lazy to call Qin Ren. Anyway, the two men are still affectionate even if they haven't seen each other for many years. They are not girls who like to chat on the phone all day. When there is nothing to do, the two men don't contact each other.

Qin Ren did send Yun Luo an email, which contained various cute photos of the white bear prince. It can be seen that Qin Ren has become the nanny of the polar bear cub. He plays with the cub, feeds it, and coaxes it to sleep. He is really a good man.

Professor Silver-Blue Parrot pointed with his wicked wings, and Yunluo walked over there. It took him more than three minutes to finally see the delicious loli that the bird master mentioned. It was actually a little acquaintance, the five-year-old Lolita who was washing clothes by the river that day.

The sweet and lovely loli Tianzi has black hair, black eyes and yellow skin. She is a smart and cute little girl. She holds the hand of a beautiful and elegant young woman in her thirties with her delicate little hand, and strolls on the street under the shade of trees. She looks very leisurely and beautiful.

Smiling gently, Yunluo walked forward. Tianzi's dark eyes lit up when she saw Yunluo. She obviously remembered Yunluo. She pointed at Yunluo with her tender finger and spoke to her mother: "Mom, mom, this is big brother. He is fine. He helped Tianzi up when she fell down and comforted her not to cry."

Who says little Loli can't lie? Look at Tianzi, she lied so innocently that she even fooled her mother who seemed to be well-educated. Mei Ma's eyes became much softer when she looked at Yunluo.

"Hello, I'm Yunluo, and this is Professor Parrot. Tianzi, do you want to touch it?" Yunluo greeted the beautiful mother of Lolita. Her voice was neither too loud nor too soft, and it sounded very comfortable. Yunluo squatted down and teased the five-year-old Lolita Tianzi.

Tianzi bit her delicate index finger very cutely, looking at Meima with her big sparkling eyes. Her silent plea made Meima smile and nod gently. Tianzi nodded happily and said sweetly: "Tianzi likes big brother, Tianzi likes parrots, I want to touch them."

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The third update! Extra update for 2,500 votes! 2,549 weekly votes, 188 monthly votes, 3,000 weekly votes plus an extra 3,000 words, 200 monthly votes plus an extra 3,000 words!

The author is going to pick chestnuts in the mountains with his parents tomorrow, so there may be some minor problems with the update. We'll talk about it then.