The beauty of bamboo tea captured the beauties' hearts at the first sight. An Chuyu waved her hand and offered to drink as much as they wanted. Unfortunately, the beauties all had big eyes and small stomachs. After drinking a dozen cups, they looked pitiful and couldn't drink any more.
Yunluo has better black bamboo tea to drink, so why would he drink this tea that has a lot of water added to it?
Yuan Tian also had lunch here. The little cutie was very good at helping to run around and spoke very appropriately, which naturally made her popular. Unfortunately, An Chuyu, Yan Chenyu, and An Qingjue were three beautiful girls in a tight circle, so it was impossible for them to join.
Youyuan Tea Bar was about to open, and the thirty-six maids were very thoughtful. They all asked for leave and arrived early if they had no classes. The first day was always special. An Chuyu was naturally generous and took out bamboo tea for everyone to drink, which received unanimous praise.
Near one o'clock, a black sedan more than seven meters long stopped at the door of Youyuan Tea Bar. The door opened and a very beautiful black and white Husky jumped out. A silver-blue parrot was standing on the Husky's body. The dog and the bird rushed into Youyuan Tea Bar, and the black sedan drove away slowly.
"It's the lord and the professor who are here. Have your master been represented with full powers?" Yun Luo moved a chair and sat at the bar, just to keep the place under control. An Chuyu, An Qingjue, Yan Chenyu and Yuan Tian were all in the bakery. Thirty maids in black and white plaid dresses were busy and orderly making cakes, desserts and drinks. Six maids sat with Yun Luo at the bar, making milk tea and other things.
"Ahem, I'm a pig who has practiced for a thousand years. I've practiced for a thousand years but I'm still confused. If the little lunatic wants to watch the hot chicks dance, he'll turn into a pig if he doesn't bring me along. The dog's goddess went to a solo performance with a dozen black-clad bodyguards to listen to a symphony by a world-class orchestra, and asked the dog to show her support."
It's really convenient to have a talking parrot. If the professor's mouth wasn't so mean, it would make people feel happier. The silver-blue parrot flapped its wings and landed on the exquisite wood-grained bar. It struck a very handsome pose and said to the maid, "Hey, beauties. Do you think I'm handsome? I'm definitely the most handsome among all birds. If you have any delicious food, please bring it up quickly."
The Husky Lord ran into the bar, running around recklessly, causing the girls to scream, and ran to Yunluo, shaking his head and tail, asking Yunluo to touch him. Yunluo stood up, squatted down again, hugged the Lord's head and started to touch him. As the saying goes, a dog relies on the power of its master. Who made the owner of the Husky Lord the Guzheng goddess Zhen Mi.
Yun Luo spoke to the six maids who were extremely amused by the silver-blue parrot. It was just a small amount of money anyway: "Professor, just serve whatever you like and put it on my account."
"Okay, boss." The six maids said with a smile in unison, and took out various snacks, dried meat, preserved fruits, yogurt, pudding, etc. and placed them in front of the silver-blue parrot professor. The professor looked at this and that, and he was really happy.
"Human, I will remember your kindness. That bastard Little Crazy has never given me so many delicious foods. If it weren't for the fact that we have developed feelings for each other for more than ten years, I would have wanted to swat him away with one wing. How could you mess with a human like you?" The silver-blue parrot was busy eating the delicious foods fed to him by various girls. He liked to eat them all, no matter what kind of professor they were.
Yunluo looked at the bar, picked up a box of chocolate beans, and fed them to the husky. Anyway, the food eaten by the bird and the dog was all Yunluo's. The six girls were not random. The delicious food they took out had the barcode scanned first. This machine was very convenient to count the amount.
Of course Yunluo and An Chuyu didn’t mind the maids eating and drinking a little, as long as it wasn’t excessive, it didn’t matter.
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The first customer after Youyuan Tea Bar officially opened was Lin Pingzhi. The girl-shooting maniac greeted Yunluo as soon as he came in, and looked at the ten wooden art tables, swing seats, tree stump seats, volcanic rock seats, etc. on the first floor. There were green potted plants everywhere, which was very fresh and comfortable.
"Senior Yun, can you recommend something delicious? My girlfriend prefers sweets." Lin Pingzhi really looked like a new person. He wore clothes in a stylish way and his hair was well-groomed.
"Pick out five of the most expensive items for him. Rich people don't lack money." Yun Luo said to a maid and then chatted with Lin Pingzhi, "I really didn't expect that a useless otaku like you could still seduce Zhang Xue. Zhang Xue is the most beautiful one in Qingju's dormitory."
"When fate comes, nothing can stop it. It's my happiness that Zhang Xue can be my girlfriend." Lin Pingzhi said this very loudly, as if he was afraid that other girls couldn't hear him. But as soon as he finished speaking, he leaned close to Yun Luo's ear and whispered, "Hey, senior, you should have listened to what Qing Ju said. Men really can't stand a little girl crying all day long."
"I'm so sorry to fall into this girl's hands. Xiaoxue is really shameless. Are all otakus and fujoshis thick-skinned? If Xiaoxue didn't have a pretty face and a nice figure, ahem, she's still a pretty girl, I wouldn't have ended my happy single life so early."
Yun Luo's eyes flashed, revealing a smile that made Lord Husky feel creepy, and he said softly: "Xiao Linzi, I can't call you Xiao Linzi anymore, you are already a complete man."
"Huh? Senior, you have such sharp eyes, can you tell whether a person is a virgin or not? Is there any special way to identify him? Teach me quickly, and I will send you the second set of Godly Posts." Lin Pingzhi was very shocked. He had not told even a word about this to his three roommates.
"Pingzhi, I met Zhang Xue a few days ago. She was already a fallen woman. Which bastard did it? I know without thinking that there is no other man except you. How dare you brag in front of me? Is there any need to explain this?" Yunluo was talking nonsense. He hadn't seen Zhang Xue during this period, but she was able to make Lin Pingzhi not a virgin.
"Senior, I didn't expect the progress to be so fast. Being a man shouldn't be so fast. I was really upset that day because Xiaoxue was squatting downstairs of my boys' building crying every day, so I went downstairs to treat Xiaoxue to a six-dollar spicy hot pot. I didn't expect that the spicy hot pot would spill on Xiaoxue's pants, so I went to get a room with Xiaoxue so that I could do my laundry."
"In the end, she took away my virginity. I didn't know how I walked back to the dormitory that night. I felt that I was no longer pure, this witch. The next day, I remembered that Xiaoxue didn't regret it. I did it inside thirteen times. What if I got a baby? I had to bite the bullet and go find Xiaoxue."
"If my parents knew that I was pregnant, they would force me to marry Xiaoxue. Then my happy single life would be gone forever. This is simply unbearable, so I must find Xiaoxue. I stood downstairs of the girls' building and spent a little time thinking about how to call Xiaoxue down, and Xiaoxue came down on her own initiative!"
"I said to Xiaoxue, I have something to tell you. Xiaoxue said yes, and then she took my hand and took me to a hotel. She lied to me that I didn't sleep well in the dormitory because I was new and wanted to sleep in a warm and comfortable big bed. I booked a room for her. I thought I could have a good chat with Xiaoxue about the child after we got to the room, but Xiaoxue pushed me away."
"Xiaoxue slept with me again, and then told me to just let it go, and I was so impressed. Later I found out that those days were Xiaoxue's safe period. It's really hard to have a rotten girl girlfriend. Senior, your girlfriend is a well-known tigress in our school. I wonder if you have any secret methods to tame your wife?"
Lin Pingzhi was crying out in tears. He never thought that the girl-chasing maniac who had been rampant in Jiangnan University for more than three years would be dealt with by a sophomore law student. Maybe girls who have just broken up with their first love are very scary. Lin Pingzhi's fighting ability was not seen. He was simply weak in front of Zhang Xue.
"Hehe." Yun Luo felt that Lin Pingzhi deserved to be eaten by Zhang Xue, so as to prevent him from harming other girls. He dealt with this guy who had grown from a boy to a man just after having a girlfriend in a perfunctory manner. This made Yun Luo, a virgin for thousands of years, feel that this guy was very annoying. "Chu Yu and I grew up together as childhood sweethearts, so we have a better relationship, right?"
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"Yes, senior, if I want to develop a relationship with Xiaoxue, do you think it is better for us to go to the movies, go swimming at the beach, or go shopping?" It is rare for Lin Pingzhi to find a boy who can chat about couple topics. Thinking that Yunluo has many years of experience as a girlfriend, Lin Pingzhi asked sincerely.
Yunluo found Lin Pingzhi more and more annoying, so she teased him on purpose: "I think, Qingju has also talked about Xiaoxue's preferences. Your Xiaoxue likes you to get some seeds for her the most. Xiaoxue likes to read stories about boys giving birth. I think your identity as a father can provide this little benefit."
"Oh shit, no wonder Xiaoxue's imagination is so wild. I can't even keep up with her thinking. So that's how it is. But although my dad is the deputy mayor of Xihu City, he is in charge of education, which has nothing to do with the public security department. It's not easy to talk when he wants some resources." Lin Pingzhi was really fooled by Yun Luo and blurted out the words.
"I think, Bird Master, if a otaku marries a fujoshi, he will either be gay or lesbian in the end, and there will be no good ending." Professor Silver-Blue Parrot, who was eavesdropping openly, couldn't help but talk badly, and flew his venomous tongue over Lin Pingzhi's head.
Lin Pingzhi paid the bill in a depressed mood and left with three exquisite bags.
Jian Lenglan squatted down curiously, teasing the Husky Lord, and said crisply: "Come, Lord, let's shake hands."
Looking at the sexy baby's D-cup beautiful breasts, the Husky blinked his blue eyes and politely stretched out his white paws. Those were cute paws with fleshy pads. Jane Lenglan also stretched out her little hand and was about to shake hands with the Lord, but unfortunately, the stupid Lord's paws slapped Jane Lenglan's delicate breasts, pressing out a graceful shape and then gently bouncing away.
"Sir, you are so stupid." Jian Lenglan laughed and stroked the cute dog's head. Sir looked down on the stupid earthlings. (To be continued, please search, the novel is better and updated faster!
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