The stage music sounded, it was the prelude to the death of an angel, the lights came on, the handsome Yun Luo held the microphone, smiled gently, his eyes were clear, and he sang softly, but he stopped at the fairy tale jiéshu, followed by cheers and applause. <－》

Chu Yuan walked up gracefully, her sweet and soft voice was very pleasant: "Hello everyone, I am the host Chu Yuan, I don't need to introduce this handsome man who is singing passionately, he is Jiushi."

"Siren Yunluo! Siren Yunluo!" A group of boys and girls from Donghai University applauded and shouted, and the atmosphere was very lively.

Yun Luo smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and pressed, and the scene became quiet. Yun Luo had a strong aura that made people feel very friendly, and they could not help but obey Yun Luo: "Hello, fellow students. Although Jiangnan University and Donghai University have always been competing and making progress together, there are many acquaintances here. You will have the opportunity to ask questions to besiege me later."

Chu Yuan sat down elegantly, sitting sideways with Yun Luo. This angle made it easier for the audience to see clearly, and it also made it easier for the camera to shoot and the lighting to be better. Chu Yuan was silent for a moment, sorting out the problem in his mind. This was the new program that the leaders of Donghai Satellite TV had opened for Chu Yuan, the first episode of "The Siren", in view of the pressure from the National Security Bureau.

If this episode doesn't work, then it's hēhē, sorry, Chu Yuan should just be a reporter and host of the 8 o'clock news show. This is a rare opportunity, and Chu Yuan believes that Yun Luo will not make things difficult for her. In addition, this show has an hour of broadcast time, and it is recorded, so Chu Yuan doesn't need to worry even if she makes a mistake.

But Chu Yuan was happy too early. Yun Luo soon let the senior know that even the junior could not be trusted.

"Yunluo, everyone is very curious about you. You wrote an online novel, 237 years after the end of the world, and it has become a very popular book. It has been published and sold in the United States, Japan, Britain, and France. I heard that the Japanese, French, and English versions of the novel were all translated by you personally." The elegant and beautiful Chu Yuan spoke eloquently. It was very pleasing to the eye.

Chu Yuan was shocked when Yun Luo opened his mouth. He didn't follow the plan at all. "Chu Yuan, you want to ask me how I can learn three foreign languages. It's very simple. Just like learning Chinese, you just need to remember all the words. Morphology and grammar are not the most important. You need to have specific words in your vocabulary to learn foreign languages ​​better and faster."

"Foreigners learning Chinese are just like a dog biting a hedgehog and having nowhere to bite. I have seen a post by a foreigner complaining about how difficult Chinese is to learn. I will read it to you. It is very interesting. After listening to it, you will understand what attitude you should have when learning a foreign language. Once you figure it out, you can learn as many foreign languages ​​as you want."

"You who are learning Chinese can't afford it. What's there to be proud of for learning a foreign language? Chinese is the most difficult language to master in the world. You have to learn Chinese since you were born. Why do you spend your whole life learning a language and then never look back?"

"The worst thing is that after learning Chinese, it's the same as not learning it at all. What's the point of learning it? There are so many dialects in the country, how many can you understand? Just pick up a dialect from the south and you'll be suffocated. What do you use to surf Renren, Momo, Pinterest, and Tianya? Is the Chinese you learned in school useful?"

Chu Yuan hadn't noticed Yun Luo was talking nonsense yet, and was still listening attentively. However, Yun Luo became more and more excited and outrageous as he spoke, and the group of students from Donghai University were listening with great interest. Modern college students like to listen to this, and think that the sea siren Yun Luo is really very stylish.

"It's no use for you to speak Chinese well, you can't even understand your head when you go online. Chinese is amazing. There are dozens of explanations and usages for the word qu. Oh my god, it's exactly the same as the Monkey King, the Monkey King!"

"Who's telling me that foreign languages ​​are the most powerful languages ​​in the world? I'll call Huang Xiaoming and ask him to say 'Nao Tai Tao' to you. Nao Tai Tao, people who don't speak Chinese will understand. Nao, Tai, Tao, what foreign language can compare to it? Isn't Chinese logic strong? Have you read Lu Xun's articles? Maybe, maybe, maybe, is there such a sharp usage?"

"Maybe, probably. There is no explanation for such a powerful and awesome word. If there is no explanation, people who don't understand it won't understand it even if it is not explained. Just smile, smile without saying anything. Which foreign language has such a shēnkè expression? We have also exported a batch of words to foreign countries, right?"

Chu Yuan opened her soft little mouth slightly, her bright eyes confused, and looked at Yun Luo in shock. Chu Yuan really couldn't think that Yun Luo would do such a nonsensical thing in a TV interview, and it was obvious that she wanted to ruin her senior's show. Chu Yuan couldn't stop Yun Luo, after all, it was a recorded broadcast, Yun Luo could say whatever he wanted, and it could be edited.

But even Chu Yuan didn't expect that Yun Luo's complaints were not deleted at the end, and the whole program was broadcast, resulting in the first broadcast time of nearly two hours, which was really super long. It was Xu Yifeng who spoke behind the scenes, so the leaders of Jiangnan TV dared not cut a single shot and broadcast it. Unexpectedly, the response was so good.

"People who worship foreign things and fawn on foreigners will eventually fall in love with Chinese products, right? Foreigners are good at math, but Chinese people are even better at math. One dollar and two cents, one dollar and twenty cents, people who don't understand Chinese always say one dollar and twenty cents, and even stare at me with their big watery eyes and ask me what two cents means on one dollar, and what two hairs mean on one dollar."

"Buying vegetables, foreigners go to the street to buy vegetables for the first few months. Dictionaries are useless. The fast calculation ability of the vendors trained in this way is amazing. So many foreigners buy vegetables and use calculators to press, ...

"You can read out the addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and square root operations within 10,000 without a calculator. And the gray mainstream and Martian language. You have no cultural background and no graphic recognition ability, but you can understand Martian language."

"Chinese also has classical and vernacular Chinese, while foreign languages ​​are nothing. But these 18 words, "what, why, why, why, why, why, why, by, because, in, and, then, who, of", can explain heaven."

Yunluo was enjoying himself, and it was his own fault. Yunluo liked quietness, was used to being mature, and didn't like appearing on various TV shows. But whether Yunluo liked it or not, he was a star. If he didn't get along well with the media, those bastards would dare to slander the Siren. The rumors about Koala Siren were all flying around, and they were the work of those bastards.

Whether he made fun of himself or not, Yunluo wanted to scare away those TV stations. They would not dare to invite Yunluo to be on their shows. Otherwise, if Yunluo messed up, they would only curse him in their hearts and put on a smile to him on their faces.

"All Chinese students are trying to memorize it but they still can't memorize it all. How dare you complain about the complexity of foreign language tenses, tenses, and voices? Have you ever thought about how many tenses and voices you use when you speak? How stupid are you? Do you have metonymy, exclamatory sentences, numerals and common nouns as adjectives, subjunctive voice, or rants?"

"Get over here, ma'am. Are there any appositives, imperatives, hidden metaphors, and verb conjugation? When Chinese people chat, they are so amazing, aren't they? Foreign linguists want to hear "exploding balls", "if you're hungry, just collapse", "if you're hungry, just say so", if you want me to treat you to a meal, just say so."

"Why do you say, 'Let's go eat a meal today, rub it, rub it to eat'? A meal, it's a meal, it's the most basic measure word. A meal, a lump of rice, a stick of rice, a soaked rice, a handful of rice, a bucket of rice, a stick of rice, each one has a different meaning."

"Last time, a foreigner said he could smoke a pack of cigarettes in five minutes. Are you embarrassing yourself? One pack? Do you think you are having a seizure? How about 200 cigarettes? You are dying of smoke. You finished two cigarettes in three seconds. Do you think you are lighting firecrackers? If you don't know how to use it, please don't use it randomly. There are countless ways to use each quantifier."

Yunluo saw Chu Yuan's pretty face change color quietly, and her beautiful eyes glared at her with a bit of hatred, but Yunluo had a clear conscience and would not be scared by Chu Yuan at all. She continued to say what she had to say. Anyway, Yunluo would also give the senior sister the news, and would never let the senior sister have the opportunity to find fault afterwards.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

"There are so many different uses for a quantifier in Chinese, and there are also various flexible uses. You have to memorize them all and know how to use them. They're tested on exams, right? They're all about irregularities that you haven't learned. It's so rubbish. You still fail the exam when there are Xinhua dictionaries everywhere. Even if you're tested on things you've learned, you still lose points."

"I can't write it. Did the original author do the reading comprehension test for his own article? The original author can fail the exam. Fail the exam. When you fail the exam, your hands will be cold. Your hands will be cold. I am like an angel with broken wings in my previous life. Which foreign language has such a rich style? When we are sad, we can, like pear blossoms with rain, wipe away a line of clear tears."

"There are also various other online literary styles, which one is not superb? Chinese is broad and profound. Broad, profound, broad, great, precise, deep. Chinese is not about connotation. People always say that learning a foreign language is like breaking wings in the previous life. We are not saying that learning a foreign language is like breaking wings in the previous life. We are not just being bored and playing nonsense."

"Chinese is the most broken, right? You have to study Chinese well, right? If you don't study Chinese, you won't understand the Spring Festival Gala. If you don't study Chinese, you won't even understand the broken wings. If you don't study Chinese, the following 3,000 words will be omitted, right? I picked up the teacup and sighed. Tears fell on the keyboard. Isn't Chinese amazing?"

"I have used my own blood and tears to tell you that Chinese is a thousand times more difficult than Japanese, French and English. It is annoying for us to learn foreign languages ​​by memorizing words and grammar, but those foreigners who come to learn Chinese are just dumbfounded."

Yunluo smiled slightly and waved to the audience. There was thunderous applause and cheers. The college students of Donghai University all liked Yunluo's free and easy style. He was handsome and free, and he could be forgiven even if he did something wrong.

Senior sister Chu Yuan was really angry and wanted to bite Yun Luo a few times to vent her anger. (To be continued...)