After learning from their mistakes, Qin Ren from the bitch duo learned the lesson about the electric bike running out of power. He bought a pink women's bicycle and rode it himself. He also poured three bottles of Estee Lauder high-end perfume and mineral water into the water guns that the children were playing with, which would be of great use later.

This water gun with a white plastic shell is very expensive, costing more than two hundred yuan. It looks a bit like a revolver. The water line it fires is very thin and short, but with great force, and can be shot out ten meters away. It can hit whatever you point at, and it can fire more than fifty times when filled with water.

Yun Luo was assigned the water gun, and the faint and refreshing perfume smelled very rich and fragrant. Qin Ren, on the other hand, put a few small condoms in individual packages into the pockets on both sides of his blue dress, and then set off.

Qin Ren has great physical strength. He rides a bicycle with Yun Luo on it, and his speed is not slower than that of an electric bike. If Qin Ren wants to, he can even speed up to over a hundred mph. It turns out that men who are good at mountaineering and outdoor activities are very strong.

"Luo, look quickly, those are the two couples holding hands in front. Use the water gun to shoot the guy, but don't get caught." Qin Ren was probably very anxious before he was about to meet his beautiful twin fiancee, so he wanted to have some fun to relax, but he played such a mean and shameless trick on people.

"No problem." Yun Luo nodded seriously. When Qin Ren rode a pink women's bicycle close to the couple, Yun Luo secretly pulled the trigger on the water gun. A stream of water shot at the hem of the boy's white T-shirt like a perfume arrow. The sound of the water gun was very small and did not alert the boy.

Qin Ren laughed loudly, like an idiot, and rode his bicycle past the couple. At this moment, Qin Ren, who had excellent motor nerves, swung his right hand, and a small condom fell accurately into the hood of the girl in a hooded thin shirt.

Boys may not be able to detect the smell of Estee Lauder's high-end perfume, but girls are very sensitive. If they get jealous and ask the boy where the perfume smell comes from, they will have a quarrel. The small condoms in the girl's clothes can also make the boy suspect that the girl has other men.

Doing bad things is really an entertaining activity that can make people happy physically and mentally.

Yunluo and Qinren formed a group to break up couples. Yunluo was responsible for spraying perfume on boys with water guns, and Qinren was responsible for inserting condoms into girls or boys. These two bastards were also discovered several times, but those who walked could not catch up with those who rode bicycles.

Later, Qin Ren felt that he had not had enough fun, so he rode his bicycle with Yun Luo to a remote road where there were few traffic police, and went to harass long-haired girls riding bicycles, couples riding electric bikes, and beautiful women or handsome guys with open car windows. They were really scolded and chased all the way and had to run away.

Qin Ren was tired from riding his bicycle at high speed, so he threw his pink women's bicycle to the side of the road and took Yun Luo to a big shopping mall to buy two large SLR cameras, each costing tens of thousands of yuan.

Carrying a high-end SLR camera with a long lens, Qin Ren took Yun Luo to a busy pedestrian street to take street photos. Qin Ren was very artistic, and he took a dozen photos and showed them to Yun Luo, who then understood how to do it.

None of the pictures captured by Qin Ren's SLR camera show the girls' faces or beautiful legs, only the girls' breasts of different sizes. He is like a big-tailed wolf.

Yun Luo excitedly picked up the SLR camera, adjusted the focus according to Qin Ren's instructions, and quickly took a picture of the breasts of the girl in the denim sleeveless jacket, which won Qin Ren's praise for his teachable character.

But not long after, Qin Ren and Yun Luo were chased by seven girls in short skirts and hot pants and had to flee from the street corner.

That was Qin Ren's own fault. He took a lot of photos of seven pretty young girls who were shopping together. One of the hot-tempered girls glared at him. Qin Ren was still mumbling to Yun Luo in a loud voice, "Ah Luo, look, this girl in red has the smallest breasts. She's not even an A cup. How pitiful."

Unfortunately, the one in red was actually Little Lajiao, so the little girl raised her arms in anger and shouted, and the seven sisters rushed towards Qin Ren and Yun Luo. Qin Ren and Yun Luo had something to hide, if the photos in the SLR were seen by the girls, beating them up would be the least of their worries, smashing both SLRs would be the least of their worries, and calling the police would not be impossible.

The girls couldn't outrun two grown men. Qin Ren was carrying a large SLR camera, a super handsome one at that. He took Yun Luo to the supermarket to buy a bunch of snacks and condiments, and then started to work. He checked the map of Xihu City with his mobile phone, and the two ran to a nearby park, where there were many cute pets, including cats, dogs, and loli.

Qin Ren squatted on the grass contentedly, taking pictures of a loli in a pink and blue dress in the distance with his SLR camera, and chatting happily with Yun Luo. This time, Qin Ren only took pictures of the loli's slender and tender legs. If the loli's parents saw it, they would definitely call the police.

"The bite force of the giant panda is second only to that of the polar bear and is on par with that of the brown bear. The running speed of the giant panda in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters can exceed Liu Xiang's maximum speed on flat ground. It can climb trees over 20 meters high and use three or four wolves as cushions. Such a fierce beast actually makes a living by being cute. From this, I realized a truth: it is justice for a loli to be cute!"

After taking the beautiful artistic photos of the loli, Qin Ren became serious. He took out a freshly baked roast duck leg, palm-sized dried fish, and colorful soft marshmallows. He worked with Yun Luo and the two bad guys went to harm all kinds of cute animals on the grass in the park, causing countless dogs to bark, cats to roar, and lolis to cry.

Qin Ren fed the snow-white and cute smiling angel Samoyed roast duck legs with mustard, Yun Luo fed the short-eared cat dried fish with croton, Qin Ren smiled handsomely and teased Loli to give her beautiful cotton candy, the sweet candy contained bitter coptis root...

Well, after doing the bad thing, Qin Ren ran away with Yun Luo, leaving the whole park in chaos.

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After a good time, Qin Ren and Yun Luo went to a cold drink shop to eat something. Qin Ren thought about it and felt that Yun Luo could also use the two large SLR cameras, so he did not throw them away. Instead, he found SF Express and sent the two SLRs to Room 302, No. 145, Xueyuan Road. The recipient was An Chuyu, and the mobile phone number of Yun Luo's girlfriend was also written on it.

Yun Luo was careless for a moment and didn't remember what the two SLR cameras had taken. They were all pictures of girls' breasts and Lolita's beautiful legs, which really made people speechless. Qin Ren, you really let your good brother down.

Originally, Yunluo could have thought of this little problem, but Qin Ren had previously asked Yunluo to bet at a cold drink shop on the color of a beautiful woman in a black pleated skirt's panties. Whoever lost would have to jump into the West Lake to catch a fish at night.

Yun Luo readily agreed. He really didn't believe it. Qin Ren was tall and handsome, but he wasn't strong enough to ask a strange girl what color her underwear was. Both people could choose three colors, but they couldn't be the same. If they had the same color, they would play finger-guessing to decide who won and who lost. The winner could take that color.

Red, white, and black, these were Yun Luo's answers, while Qin Ren picked pink, beige, and light green.

Then Yunluo witnessed the shamelessness of the earthlings. Qin Ren stood up and walked out of the cold drink shop. He came back in a few minutes and motioned Yunluo to watch the show. In order to be considerate, Yunluo did not eavesdrop on what Qin Ren did.

After a while, a little boy came in, walked to the girl in the short skirt, reached out and lifted the girl's short skirt, revealing a corner of her pink panties. The little boy shouted to Qin Ren: "Uncle Yunluo, it's pink, give me the 100 yuan you promised me."

The girl in the short skirt followed the little boy's innocent eyes with angry gaze and stared at Yunluo.

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"Damn you, Qin Ren, you actually framed me." Yun Luo saw the girl in the short skirt rushing towards him angrily, raising her delicate hand to slap Yun Luo, but Yun Luo decisively squatted down to avoid the slap, then slipped out of the cold drink shop and cursed Qin Ren at the door of the shop.

The girl in the short skirt turned her beautiful eyes and looked at the tall, rich and handsome Qin Ren, and said angrily: "Two scumbags!" The girl in the short skirt slapped them in the face. Qin Ren was very good at sports. He crawled under the table and escaped from the cold drink shop. He even had time to take out a hundred yuan and stuffed it into the little boy's pocket, and ran away side by side with Yun Luo.

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The two best friends each called the other a jerk, and then went to a very fine restaurant and asked for a private room to have a big meal. Qin Ren was also a little hungry, so he didn't make any trouble during the whole meal and ate the whole table of dishes with Yun Luo.

Qin Ren is a good eater, and the dishes he ordered are also the signature dishes of this restaurant, as well as many local specialties of Xihu City. The table is full of dried bamboo shoots and old duck, casserole fish head king, lotus crystal shrimp, double-flavored chicken, egg yolk blue crab, and straw duck.

There was a very small bathroom in the private room, and there was a very small window on the two-meter-high wall. When Qin Ren finished his meal and went to wash his hands, an idea flashed through his mind, and he pointed at the small window and said to Yun Luo: "Ah Luo, let's escape. Let's climb out from that small window. There is a layer of ground outside, and it's very safe."

Yun Luo looked at the smooth white tiles on the four walls. It was impossible for an ordinary person to climb up, not to mention that the small window was made up of two pieces of aluminum alloy glass windows. Even a child could not get out of a single piece of glass window. If Qin Ren wanted to climb out, he had to remove the two aluminum alloy glass windows, but it was not easy to do so at a height of more than two meters.

"Hahaha, this is when my professional rock climbing skills come into play. Luo, take off your shirt and twist it into a rope. You stand here and let me climb up by stepping on your shoulders." Qin Ren took off his blue dress neatly, tore it open with a claw knife, tied it into a rope, and then tied it with Yun Luo's outer garment strips to form a very long rope.

Yunluo stood very steadily. Qin Ren stepped on Yunluo's palms and jumped onto Yunluo's shoulders. With another step, Qin Ren rushed to the small window that was more than two meters high. He quickly dismantled the two alloy windows. Qin Ren turned over the small window, let down a rope made of clothes, and pulled Yunluo up.

Two grown men just ran away from the bill so shamelessly.

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