Chapter 89 Parrots in Line to Poop: Yan Shitong's End
"Pfft pfft pfft pfft~" Officer Gu, we're innocent too!
"Waaaaah!" You're not innocent! Who told you to be so talkative!
"Pfft pfft pfft pfft!" We never said you can't hit us!
"Waaaaah!" You were fighting with us just now, you're so mean!
"Pfft pfft pfft pfft!" You hit us first, we were defending ourselves!
Gu Yiliu watched the two species arguing expressionlessly, the sounds of their bickering echoing across the open grassland.
Dian Dian picked at her ear. "First-rate, let's beat her up."
Gu Yiliu hummed in agreement.
The two giraffes made her fight two baby elephants, which was a warning. Even if she didn't care about the 2% positive review rate, she would still beat up the two baby elephants.
She's too naughty; she needs to be punished.
"Give me something handy." Gu Yiliu reached out to Dian Dian.
Dot searched and searched in its warehouse and found a fly swatter.
"Here you go!" Dian Dian eagerly handed it to her.
Gu Yiliu glanced at it, then picked up a fly swatter and walked towards the four mischievous children.
The two giraffes were also young, around one year old, at the age when they were very active. When they saw Gu Yiliu walking towards him with a fly swatter, they smugly grunted at the two baby elephants.
Seeing the fly swatter land on the baby elephant, they couldn't help but grin.
The next second, they heard the two elephants' mournful cries. To their ears, it sounded exceptionally pleasant.
"Puff puff puff puff!" Ahhh, Officer Gu, have mercy!
"Pfft pfft pfft pfft!" Ahhhhhh! Officer Gu, don't hit me!
Gu Yiliu sighed. She had only hit them twice, and not even with much force, but the two little elephants were squealing like pigs being slaughtered. She put down her paddle. "No more fighting! Talk things out, understand?"
Fengfeng looked up at her, her eyes blurry with tears, and said, "Pfft, pfft, pfft!" She understood!
Dandan looked at her with teary eyes and said, feeling wronged, "I understand."
Gu Yiliu sighed, took out two bananas, and said, "Eat them."
Dandan's eyes widened instantly, and when she looked again, there were no tears left. With a flick of her long nose, she firmly hooked the banana. Fengfeng wanted it, but Dandan wouldn't let Fengfeng touch it, just like a child guarding its food.
Gu Yiliu knew perfectly well that the two baby elephants had been faking their crying.
"Cough!" She coughed heavily.
The two baby elephants, their trunks clashing, both looked at her. Noticing her cold expression, they began to explain.
"Puff puff puff puff".
Officer Gu, we know we were wrong.
Dandan raised her nose, grasped Gu Yiliu's hand, and gently shook it.
Fengfeng followed suit.
"Pfft pfft pfft pfft?" Officer Gu, what brings you here?
Gu Yiliu was speechless. But her anger had subsided considerably. She received praise from the four mischievous children, especially because Fengfeng and Dandan knew they were wrong and knew how to comfort her.
She said to Dandan, "Dongling wanted to know about your situation, so I came to check on you."
"Where are your parents? Why aren't they with you?"
When her parents were mentioned, Dandan became depressed, "puff puff puff puff".
They are kept in another place, and the zookeeper hopes they can have another baby before they can return.
Fengfeng looked up and cried out sadly, as did its parents.
Gu Yiliu frowned and looked at Yan Shitong standing outside Elephant Garden. She really looked down on Yan Shitong. He was so selfish and self-serving that she really wanted to curse him out.
He says one thing but does another; he's a two-faced person.
"I will take you away in a few days."
"Pfft!" Fengfeng and Dandan cheered.
"Puff puff puff puff?" Are Mom and Dad coming with us too?
Gu Yiliu nodded, telling them to wait for now, as she had something to discuss with the headmaster.
Seeing Gu Yiliu about to leave, the two giraffes quickly called out to her, "Woo woo woo woo!"
Officer Gu, our parents have also been detained!
Gu Yiliu stopped and heard the two giraffes begging her for help.
"Waaaaah?" Officer Gu, if you go and rescue their parents, can you also help me rescue my parents?
"Received a request for help from a giraffe..."
Saving one is saving, saving two is also saving.
Gu Yiliu hummed in agreement and told the two little giraffes to wait as well.
"Comrade Gu, have you finished reading?"
Yan Shitong greeted her with a smile, only thinking about getting rid of this big shot as soon as possible. "Next time Comrade Gu comes, you can let me know in advance."
Gu Yiliu: "I came here on a whim, just for sightseeing, so there's no need to inform them beforehand."
"By the way, I also plan to take those two giraffes with me. Like Fengfeng and Dandan, they still have parents, right? It would be good if the whole family came with me together."
Yan Shitong's face stiffened. He glanced at the two giraffes in the distance. "If you take them away, our zoo will be missing another animal. Are we going to have visitors come to the zoo to see nothing but the northwest wind?"
"Take the two little ones with you, and release the old one."
Yan Shitong gave her a sinister look. "By what right do you order me to do things?" If this woman hadn't made such a big fuss and affected his work, he not only wouldn't lose his job as the zoo director, but he would also have to keep it firmly in his position. If he retired, his son would have to take over, and if his son retired, his grandson would take over.
Gu Yiliu said "Oh," and added, "I'll wander around."
"I have other things to do, so I won't keep you company any longer," Yan Shitong said.
Gu Yiliu watched him walk away before leaving himself.
She visited almost the entire zoo and talked to all 24 kinds of animals.
She encouraged them to make a scene. Yan Shitong had to suffer a bit.
Then she waited for things to get really big.
Half an hour later, various animal roars echoed throughout the zoo.
Accompanied by the sound of something hitting the cage.
Gu Yiliu went berserk when he saw the tourists discussing that it was an animal riot.
"I heard the monkeys kept making noise and even stepped on the tourists' shoulders."
"I heard that the tiger was hitting the glass and the zookeeper couldn't hold it down."
"Yes, I came from the tiger enclosure. The tigers were hitting the glass, and I even saw a flock of birds flying onto the zookeeper's head and lining up to poop."
"ah?"
Gu Yiliu: "..."
She smiled helplessly. She had only sent the parrot Bubble to bother Yan Shitong, but she hadn't expected it to bring the other parrots to poop on Yan Shitong's head.
They still line up to poop.
Gu Yiliu wandered around the park. The tourists were evacuated, and most of them left the zoo, but a small number remained to watch the excitement.
Gu Yiliu was still waiting to see Yan Shitong make a scene. She noticed people taking photos and notes, which she guessed were reporters.
Soon, she saw Yan Shitong appear before everyone with his face covered in bird droppings.
He shouted angrily, "Where are the security guards?!"
No one responded to him; they were all whispering among themselves.
"It's true that birds lined up to poop on the zoo director!"
"What a spectacle!"
Gu Yiliu watched the excitement from the crowd, and even checked the system's approval rating with a sense of pleasure.
50%.
There are still three unfinished tasks.
Take away the lion Dafei, help the giraffe rescue its parents, and help the parrot Bubble's child get treatment.
"Comrade Gu, please tell it to leave!" Yan Shitong suddenly saw Gu Yiliu, his face lit up with joy, and he ran to Gu Yiliu as fast as he could.
"Comrade Gu, please help me! These parrots have gone mad, they keep pooping on my head, and I can't get rid of them!"
"Chirp chirp chirp!" Oh no, I'm out of poop, I can't poop!
"Squeak squeak squeak!" Sigh, I'm done too, I can't poop anymore!
"Chirp chirp chirp!" I went to call the other birds!
Gu Yiliu couldn't help but laugh upon hearing this.
"Pfft!"
Yan Shitong, however, thought she was laughing at him, because he was standing right in front of her, face to face.
He was furious and gritted his teeth as he said, "Comrade Gu! Please help me get rid of these parrots!"
"I will repay you handsomely!"
Gu Yiliu looked at Yan Shitong's current appearance. His head was covered with clothes, but they were also covered with bird droppings, and his exposed skin was also covered with bird droppings.
You could say he's extremely smelly right now.
Gu Yiliu wrinkled his nose and took a step back imperceptibly.
"I'll give it a try."
Yan Shitong saw her retreating posture, his face flushed, and he kept telling himself to hold back.
Gu Yiliu waved to the parrots, "Birds, your zoo director hopes you'll stop pooping on his head. Go back to your cages now."
"Chirp chirp chirp!" I won't answer, I'm going to get my revenge!
Gu Yiliu raised his eyebrows slightly, frowning to hide the smile in his eyes, and pretended to be in a difficult position.
Yan Shitong's eyelids were twitching; he had a feeling something bad was about to happen.
"……What's wrong?"
"They don't want to."
Yan Shitong took a deep breath. Just then, a bird dropping landed right on his eye. He closed his eyes, angrily raised his hand to wipe it away, his chest heaving heavily, he was about to go crazy with anger.
"Why aren't you happy?!"
"Chirp chirp chirp!" What have I ever done to you!
"Chirp chirp chirp!" It just won't leave, what can you do about it?
Gu Yiliu: "They say they have a grudge against you."
Yan Shitong was taken aback and subconsciously looked around at the crowd.
He took another deep breath and felt a pain in his chest.
At that moment, the parrots on his head suddenly spoke in unison, saying, "We have a grudge against you!"
"Ah!" The crowd was filled with surprise.
"What did the headmaster do?"
"ah?"
"Could this be abuse? Didn't Lion Dafei cause a scene just now?"
"It seems so. I often see zookeepers hitting people!"
...
Yan Shitong's face changed from red to white to green, his expression constantly shifting. He desperately wanted to shut these people up.
But then, the parrot on his head began to speak in human language.
Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me! Hit me!
"Ha!"
Someone exclaimed in surprise, and many people's eyes gleamed with gossip, while others questioned the principal.
"Director, are you really going to hit them?"
Yan Shitong didn't answer, but the parrot Bubble answered for him.
"We fought!"
"Ouch!" Bubble the parrot persevered, pulling its chicks with it as it flew out and landed in front of a tourist.
"pain!"
"Help!"
The tourist looked at the two parrots that had stopped in front of him; one of them had a bent beak that was embedded in its flesh.
She frowned. She understood what the two parrots meant. The surrounding tourists had also noticed.
"This parrot is sick, why isn't it being treated?"
"A zoo director who abuses animals will never treat their illnesses."
"What a heartless person! What kind of kindergarten principal is she?!"
The commotion at the zoo lasted until the evening. In the end, Yan Shitong was forced to resign on the spot by the tourists. He didn't want to resign, but he wouldn't say it. These people wouldn't let him leave, and more and more people who heard the news came to condemn him.
The next day, all the newspapers in Jiangzhou City ran headlines about Yan Shitong being abused by parrots who lined up to defecate on him.
Jiangzhou Zoo swiftly replaced its director within three days with a female director elected by the public.
The parents of the four cubs were also released and were no longer kept locked up to breed "younger offspring".
During these past few days, Gu Yiliu also returned to Yaohai City and discussed the matter of animal exchange exhibition with the director of Yaohai City Zoo.
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Author's Note: I'm back! I haven't been feeling well lately [crying emoji]. My stye from last week just healed, but yesterday I ate something bad and had diarrhea and vomiting, so there's been no update.
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