Chapter 20 I thought I was eating shit



Chapter 20 I thought I was eating shit

Happy Sweet Potato: "Yes! Yes! The four of us love to eat it. Every time after evening self-study, we will order a bowl of snail noodles to eat. But every time this happens, Leng Leng acts as if he doesn't know us, stays away from us and ignores us."

[Wow! You are the same as me. I also like to eat snail rice noodle very much! ]

[Me too! Me too! If I don’t eat one serving every day, I feel itchy inside. ]

【Haha! Me too.】

When Happy Sweet Potato saw that so many people on the barrage also liked to eat snail noodles, she felt like she had found a soulmate.

"Yes! And the soup of the snail noodle is the essence. Anyone who has eaten it will know."

[Yes, yes, yes! That’s right. The soup is where the soul is.]

【Now I want to buy one. 】

Afterwards, she asked impatiently, "Host, can you tell me why? Why does my cat hide so far away when I eat snail rice noodle?"

He added: "Leng Leng would look at me with an incomprehensible look."

Mingyin: “…Oh, it thought you were eating shit…”

Happy Sweet Potato: “…”

Bullet screen——

【? ? ?】

【? ? ?】

【……】

【Hahahaha! I never thought that this was the reason.】

[Me too, I laughed my ass off! ]

[I really want to retract the words I just typed: I also like to eat snail noodles.]

[Woohoo… Me too. The cat actually thought we were eating shit. ]

[When I usually eat durian, my cat likes to hide far away from me. Maybe it thinks I am eating poop! ]

[Hahahaha! I am dying of laughter. How can this be so funny?]

At this time, Happy Sweet Potato's three roommates came back.

"Sweet potato! Did you miss us?"

"I brought you snail rice noodles again this time!"

As soon as the three of them came in, the smell of snail noodles instantly filled the entire dormitory.

The ragdoll cat immediately jumped down from the desk and ran away.

Happy Sweet Potato glanced at the snail noodles, and she couldn't look at it directly anymore.

The three roommates saw that there was no joy on her face and she looked indifferent.

"What's wrong, Sweet Potato? Who made you unhappy?"

Happy Sweet Potato pointed at Leng Leng who was running away: "She!"

Li Meng: "Leng Leng? How did she provoke you?"

"Are you not letting me hug you or touch you again?"

"You didn't eat snail rice noodle today, why are you still so aloof?"

At this time, the three of them discovered the live broadcast room.

"Fanshu, are you live streaming?"

Happy Sweet Potato: “Yeah.”

Li Meng: "What are you broadcasting?"

Happy Sweet Potato: "Pet consultation."

Three roommates: "Pet consultation? What's that for?"

Happy Sweet Potato: "Haven't you always wanted to know why Leng Leng always stayed away from us when we were eating snail rice noodle?"

Li Meng was stunned: "Yeah, how's the consultation going?"

Happy Sweet Potato: "The host said that Leng Leng thought we were eating shit."

Three roommates: “…”

Bullet screen——

【Hahahahaha, their expressions are so funny! 】

【Watch it once, laugh once. 】

Li Meng couldn't believe it and said, "…This is fake, right?"

Happy Sweet Potato: "I have been following this anchor, it can't be fake."

Li Meng looked at the snail noodle in her hand and said silently, "Then... do you still want this snail noodle?"

Happy Sweet Potato: “…”

【Hahahahahahaha…】

Li Meng: "Does the host have anything else to say?"

Happy sweet potato head shaking.

“You can ask the anchor yourself.”

Then Li Meng looked at the beautiful female anchor in the live broadcast room: "That... Leng Leng said anything else besides these?"

Mingyin heard this: "Lengleng also said that the toilet is not as smelly as the shit you eat."

The four people froze instantly.

【Hahahahahahaha…】

Mingyin: "She also said that dogs like to eat shit. Normally, you humans scold dogs, stop them from eating shit, and even despise dogs that eat shit. But now, you like to eat shit instead."

Four people are petrified...

【Hahahahahahaha…】

Mingyin: "Leng Leng thinks you humans are really weird. She doesn't understand why you are so keen on eating shit. Later, she couldn't accept it and just stayed away from you every time you ate shit."

The four of them continued to petrify...

[I can’t laugh anymore this time, I’m so pissed! ]

They silently threw the snail noodles in their hands into the trash can...

Let’s not eat snail noodles today.

[Eat it! Why not eat it? It’s okay if the cat misunderstands! 】

[These people are making me laugh to death! ]

[It would be a shame to throw it away. If you don’t want to eat it, leave it for me. ]

Mingyin paused for a moment and was ready to continue.

The four people quickly waved their hands to stop him: "Anchor, that's enough!"

"Don't say anything! We can't bear it anymore!"

"It turns out that in our cold hearts, we are humans who love to eat shit!"

"No wonder she is so cold and indifferent to us!"

"We cannot accept this!"

Mingyin gave a polite smile.

[The anchor doesn't need to repeat Leng Leng's words word for word. ]

【Haha, the host must have done this on purpose.】

Mingyin: “Do you have any other questions?”

The four of them shook their heads in unison: "No more."

Mingyin: "Then your consultation ends here."

Li Meng: “Wait!”

Mingyin: “What’s wrong?”

Li Meng: “I have another question.”

The other three girls looked at her and glared at her, "How dare you ask?"

Li Meng was a little scared by their looks, and took a step back and said, "I'm not asking about eating shit this time."

After he finished speaking, the three girls' eyes widened even more fiercely, and they began to rub their fists.

Li Meng quickly said, "I was wrong."

Happy Sweet Potato: "Stop asking!"

Li Meng: "This matter is quite urgent, I really want to ask."

After that, she looked towards the live broadcast room: "Anchor, I may have to pay you a consulting fee. How much is it?"

Mingyin: "Just give me a peach blossom coin as a reward."

Afterwards, the words "Li Meng's reward" appeared on the barrage.

Seeing her serious expression, Happy Sweet Potato asked: "What do you want to ask the host?"

Li Meng: "It's like this, host. There is an old man who picks up rubbish in our school. He is alone and helpless. He usually makes a living by picking up rubbish. He usually comes to the gate of our school to pick up rubbish. My roommates and I will also pick up empty express delivery boxes and give them to him. But he hasn't come here recently. I am a little worried about him, so I want to ask for help."

[Should we call the police about this? The anchor is a pet anchor, not a fortune teller. ]

[Yeah! You got the wrong person. The anchor is not omnipotent.]

When Li Meng saw those bullet screens, her eyes looked a little lost.

Then she heard the host say, "Okay, take me to the school gate and I'll ask the stray dogs and cats nearby."

Li Meng's eyes lit up when he heard that.

"good!"

After a while, Li Meng and her friends were standing at the school gate.


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