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◎Damn Adult (Bonus Chapter 2)◎
“Yuta’s gone, so from now on, Gojo-sensei will be the only one taking me out, right?” Yuuki Matsuna said.
She lay on the bed, yawned, then rolled over and changed to a lying position.
Yuki Matsuna was unaware that this position would risk exposing her private parts.
Looking at the man sitting in her room, she pursed her lips and said, "This is probably why the teacher has been barging into my room again, right?"
"Who knows?" Gojo Satoru chuckled.
He suddenly walked to the bedside, lifted the blanket to wrap Yuuki Matsuna in it, and said in an ambiguous tone, "Yuuki, your teacher won't accept your attempts to seduce me into liking you."
Yuuki Matsuna instantly understood what he meant. Her face flushed, and she quickly retorted, "I didn't mean to seduce you, teacher!"
She pulled her clothes tighter and wrapped the blanket around herself even more tightly, fully prepared for anything: "I'm afraid the teacher might attack me!"
"Eh—" Gojo Satoru tilted his head and asked deliberately, "If the teacher were to attack Yuuki, does Yuuki think he could defend himself against the teacher?"
Yuki Matsuna remained silent.
She hid herself completely under the covers, only her eyes showing as she looked at Gojo Satoru.
Gojo Satoru shrugged.
He picked up a comic book from the table, casually flipping through it while saying in a half-joking tone, "Yuki, the strongest is going to be your bodyguard again. Aren't you so happy you could fly?"
Yuki Matsuna snorted coldly.
She turned her head to the side, her back to Gojo Satoru: "I never said I wanted to re-establish an employment relationship with the teacher."
“The teacher and I have already settled our employment relationship.” She quickly turned her head, stuck out her tongue at Gojo Satoru, and then turned her head back.
She drawled out her words, saying sarcastically, "Teachers are very busy people, how could they have time to be my bodyguard? I can't afford to take on the responsibility of taking up so much of your time."
"Then aren't you just wasting your best time like this?" Gojo Satoru put down his manga.
He curled his lips into a smile, walked towards the bedside, and picked up Yuuki Matsuna, who was completely covered by the blanket, along with the blanket.
Gojo Satoru hugged her from behind, his voice low and deep: "What's wrong? Do I need to coax you to be your personal bodyguard?"
"Or is it that Yuuki would prefer to have Etsukotsu as your personal bodyguard, and that's why he's rejecting his teacher?" he asked.
Matsuna Yuki couldn't see Satoru Gojo's expression.
A deep, magnetic voice came from behind her, close to her back, making her face burn.
She momentarily forgot what she was supposed to say, stammering for a long time without being able to utter a single word.
Sure enough, compared to mature, bad adults, children are still too naive. They keep saying they want to be with the other person, but they can't even handle the slightest ambiguous behavior.
Wu Tiaowu was in a great mood.
His voice was tinged with amusement: "Yuki, why can't you speak?"
That awful adult is so wicked.
Yuki Matsuna was discouraged.
She broke free from Gojo Satoru's embrace, and this time she didn't cover herself completely with the blanket.
She poked her head out, looking dejected, and said, "Okay, you win this time, teacher."
"The teacher did it on purpose, didn't she? She knew I wasn't good at this, so she did it this way, didn't she?" She puffed out her cheeks and glared at Gojo Satoru. "Gojo-sensei, who only knows how to use this kind of trick, is really lame."
"I'm not the one who's inferior," Gojo Satoru shook his head.
He sat back down in his chair, propped his chin up with one hand, looked at Yuuki Matsuna, and said, "Yuuki, who can't even accept this kind of behavior, is the most pathetic, isn't he?"
In this dating game, Gojo Satoru, who won for the first time, mocked, "Yuki is still a child after all."
"Isn't it a child who would use such a move?" Matsuna Yuuki's eyes held an inscrutable expression.
She suddenly rushed out of bed, grabbed Gojo Satoru's collar, and pulled him towards her, seemingly trying to force a kiss on his lips.
Whether he was genuinely stunned or had some kind of expectation in his heart, Gojo Satoru not only did not stop him, but even canceled his bottomless technique.
But just as they were about to kiss, Yuuki Matsuna suddenly stopped.
She released her grip on his collar, snorted, and took a few steps back, widening the distance between herself and Gojo Satoru.
She mocked Gojo Satoru, "Hmph, teacher is the child, he couldn't even stop my attack."
"A teacher like that is not a mature adult."
Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru did not refute her words.
He suddenly stood up silently and walked straight to the door, refusing to utter a single word no matter what Yuuki Matsuna said.
"Hey, what's wrong?"
"Teacher—Teacher—you haven't overloaded your brain and turned into an idiot, have you?"
Who is the fool really?
Yuuki Matsuna, who was alone in a room with a man and not only failed to keep her distance but also attempted to attack him, is the one who's a fool.
Gojo Satoru sighed.
He turned around, pressed down on Yuuki Matsuna's head, and said in a dark and uncertain voice, "Yuuki, don't follow me."
He smiled again, revealing his usual smile: "See you tomorrow, okay? Sweet dreams?"
However, that smile looked strange no matter how you looked at it.
Yuuki Matsuna replied suspiciously, "Then... then, may Gojo-sensei also have a good dream?"
*
How can I have a good dream?
As Gojo Satoru stepped out of the room, he irritably rubbed his hair, even wondering if he had really become childish.
To calm his agitated mind, he picked up his phone and dialed Ichichi Kiyotaka's number in the dead of night.
When Ichiji Kiyotaka answered the phone, he was confused and was about to speak when he heard the most rational child on the other end shouting his name loudly.
“I-di-zhi-”
Kiyotaka Ijichi shivered, but dared not show it: "Go... Gojo-san, what's wrong?"
"I suddenly really, really want to go on a mission, Ichichi," Gojo Satoru said cheerfully. "Come pick me up soon, I'm at the Jujutsu High School~"
"Waiting for you~"
After saying that, he hung up the phone without waiting for Ichiji's reaction.
Seeing the disconnected phone number, Ichiji fell silent.
Didn't you say you were in a bad mood today and didn't want to go on any missions?
How could they change their minds?!
*
Although she had already said goodnight to Gojo Satoru, Yuuki Matsuna wasn't going to sleep.
She happily opened her phone and made a video call.
"Matsuna?" A familiar voice came from the other side of the screen.
What came into view was the face of Yuta Otsukoshi adjusting the camera. Because he was adjusting the camera, his face was very close to the screen, and as a result, Matsuna Yuki could see his red lips.
Thanks to modern technology!
She forced down her excitement and joy and replied, "Yu...Yuta, are you adjusting well over there?"
"Hmm?" Yuta finally adjusted the camera.
His entire face appeared on the screen. Looking at Yuuki Matsuna on the other side of the screen, Otsukoshi Yuta gave a gentle smile, just like before, and said, "Yes, you're gradually getting used to life here."
"Has Yuta already experienced life there?" Yuki Matsuna's expression was somewhat forlorn.
She didn't want to show her emotions, but she couldn't help asking, "Won't Yuta miss me at all?"
The blunt question startled Yi Gu You Tai.
He chuckled softly, the corners of his mouth curving upwards even further: "I've been thinking about Matsuna, I think about Matsuna every day."
He then asked Yuuki Matsuna, "Has Matsuna missed me?"
"Of course!!" Afraid the other person wouldn't believe her, Matsuna Yuuki exclaimed excitedly, "Ever since Yuta left, I've thought about him every single day!!"
“Those wretched rotten oranges—!” she cursed at the higher-ups in the jutsu world, mimicking Gojo Satoru’s words, “Why do they have to send Yuta on missions abroad? If they’re so capable, they can go themselves—!”
"What's with sending a high school student on a mission? This is blatant exploitation!" she scoffed. "I'll take justice into my own hands and report them for exploiting student labor!"
"Then they'll have no choice but to go to jail!"
Amused by Matsuna's words, Yuta Otsuko chuckled twice: "Indeed, every time I talk to Matsuna on the phone, it's the happiest time of the day."
No... no one told her that Yuta was such a flirt.
Matsuna Yuuki's earlobes turned slightly red, but fortunately it was a video call, and the person on the other end could only see her face.
She coughed, trying to suppress her shyness.
But upon hearing Yuuki Matsuna's cough, Otsukotsu Yuta became worried.
His expression was serious: "Matsunai, do you have a cold?"
Knowing that the other person was worried about her, Yuuki Matsuna quickly shook her head: "No...no."
“How can you cough if you don’t have a cold?” Yuta Otsukoshi didn’t believe her. “Matsuna’s health isn’t very good to begin with, she can’t keep getting colds.”
"I really don't have a cold!" Seeing his reaction, Yuuki Matsuna stopped being shy and said urgently, "I was just embarrassed by what Yuuta said, and I was trying to suppress my emotions, which is why I coughed!"
The overly direct words startled both of them.
Yuta Etsu was the first to react, and he seemed a little shy too.
He rubbed his hair and said in a helpless tone, "Honestly, Matsuna's words are much more embarrassing."
Looking at him, Yuuki Matsuna suddenly asked, "Yuta, are you lonely over there all by yourself?"
She paused for a moment, and before the other person could answer, she said, "If Yuta is lonely, then I'll go abroad too. I want to be with Yuta."
"But if Matsuna comes here, you'll miss Gojo-sensei and the others, right?" Yuta Otsuko shook his head, denying her statement.
“I don’t feel too lonely. I’m just on a mission here, and I’ll be going back after a while. So don’t worry too much, Matsuna.”
Matsuna Yuuki's face still showed sadness.
Seeing this, Yuta Otsuko paused for a moment, and then said in a voice that only he could hear, "If Matsuna really wants to come, then come."
"Yuta, what did you say?" Yuki Matsuna blinked on the screen.
Yuta shook his head, as if he hadn't said those words himself: "...It's nothing, I just wanted to ask what's been happening to Matsuna lately."
With a smile on his face, he prompted Yuuki Matsuna: "Matsuna, tell me, I'd love to know what interesting things you've been through lately."
*
Is summer almost here?
Yuki Matsuna unbuttoned her clothes, trying to cool herself down.
Was it because it was too hot in May this year, or was it just like every year, and she simply forgot?
She turned to look at the two people standing beside her, who, like her, were sweating profusely but were still trying to hold on.
Matsuna Yuuki's lips twitched slightly: "Gojo-sensei, Megumi, you're both sweating."
"Be careful, you might get heatstroke and faint," she added when the two didn't reply.
Gojo Satoru finally responded, saying casually, "Yuki, what are you talking about? Teacher isn't hot at all."
Yuki Matsuna clearly didn't believe it.
The teacher changed his blindfold to sunglasses, and Yuuki Matsuna could probably guess why he did that.
Looking at the girls surrounding Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru standing in front of them like a peacock spreading its tail feathers, Yuuki Matsuna didn't want to talk to him anymore.
She glanced at Fushiguro Megumi, who was standing beside her, and asked, "Gojo-sensei doesn't want to take off his clothes to show off in front of the girls, so what about Megumi?"
"You don't want to show off in front of girls, do you, Hui? When did you change your persona?" She widened her eyes slightly and said in surprise.
"...None of your business." Fushiguro Megumi finally spoke.
He clicked his tongue, turned his head to the side, and actually started to get angry with himself.
Fushiguro Megumi is indeed trying to impress girls and wants their attention.
But unlike Gojo Satoru, he only wanted the attention of one person.
"What?" Yuuki Matsuna didn't understand the little boy's thoughts. She leaned closer to Fushiguro Megumi. "Did I hit the nail on the head? Is Megumi angry?"
"Hui wants to show off in front of girls, and I'm not even angry yet." She snorted. "Why are you angry with me first?"
Fushiguro Megumi suddenly asked, "Why aren't you angry that Gojo-sensei was showing off in front of the girls?"
"What?" Yuki Matsuna blinked.
Fushiguro Megumi turned her head away and stopped talking.
That's really strange.
Yuki Matsuna wanted to continue asking questions, but was interrupted by the appearance of someone.
"Hello... hello." The boy, who looked to be about the same age as her, nervously swallowed.
He looked at Yuuki Matsuna with expectant eyes, took a deep breath, and mustered his courage to hand the phone to Yuuki Matsuna: "Please...please give me your contact information!"
There's no doubt she was approached.
"Why?" Yuuki Matsuna's answer was unconventional. She took the boy's phone and asked, "Did you fall in love with me at first sight?"
"Yes...yes!" The boy was extremely nervous and stammered.
He glanced cautiously at Yuuki Matsuna, who was holding his phone, and asked timidly, "Could you... could you give me your contact information?"
"Hmm... sure, that's fine." Yuuki Matsuna frowned, suddenly remembering something important. "But can you tell me what it feels like to fall in love at first sight?"
"Well—" the boy was about to explain.
But the white-haired man who suddenly squeezed in between them noticed what the boy was saying.
He took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of unique, azure eyes to everyone. As he removed his glasses, everyone present, regardless of gender, stared at him.
Gojo Satoru's face was probably created by Nuwa herself.
The man with that face sighed and shouted in a wronged tone, "Matsuna-chan is so mean~!"
Matsuna-chan: ...?
Yuki Matsuna didn't react for a moment. She opened her mouth and let out a sound, her mind going blank.
The man continued, "Sigh, I'm so heartbroken. Matsuna-chan kept saying she loved me the most, but now she's changed her mind. How can she do this?"
"I...I've been deceived in my feelings, haven't I?" He pretended to wipe away tears.
Yuki Matsuna felt that the boy's gaze towards her had changed to that of someone looking at a scumbag.
Not just him, everyone present looked at her as if she were a scumbag.
"...Teacher, what are you saying?" She turned her head, wanting to ask Fushiguro Megumi for help, "Megumi, please explain it to me quickly."
Unexpectedly, her usually serious male colleague turned his head slightly and said awkwardly, "No...no, the person Matsuna loves the most is me, and she stayed with me last night too."
Matsuna Yuuki: ...
Matsuna Yuuki: ? ? ?
She stared wide-eyed in disbelief, feeling as if she could already hear others condemning her.
But honestly, she really didn't do anything.
“Matsuna-chan already has me, why would she need to leave her contact information with others?” Gojo Satoru calmly took the phone from Yuuki Matsuna’s hand.
He handed the phone back to the boy, sighed, and said with a hint of reproach in his voice, "What, are you trying to steal my girlfriend?"
The boy quickly shook his head.
"Excuse me, I can't accept someone who is unfaithful in a relationship!" He said hastily, then turned and ran, leaving Yuuki Matsuna alone, bewildered in the wind.
Who...who is unfaithful in a relationship?!
She turned her head angrily, glared at Gojo Satoru, and shouted in a drawn-out tone, "Teacher—!"
She then remembered Fushiguro Megumi, who had also gotten involved earlier, and turned to glare at him: "Megumi—!"
"How are you going to compensate me for my good reputation?! Who's unfaithful in a relationship?!"
*
"All you do is say you like this and that, isn't that just being unfaithful in relationships?" Fushiguro Megumi said, taking a sip of her iced drink.
He looked up at Yuuki Matsuna, who was sitting in front of him with anger written all over her face, and said, "Gojo-sensei is already gone, so there's no use in you being angry now, is there?"
"Megumi is infuriating too!" Yuuki Matsuna retorted angrily. "I don't follow the pure love route, but that doesn't mean I'm unfaithful in my feelings. There's a difference between the two!"
What exactly is the difference between these two?
Fushiguro Megumi didn't want to continue the discussion on this issue. He raised his eyes and asked, "Why did the teacher leave you here alone? Isn't he your bodyguard?"
“I want to know too.” Yuki Matsuna recalled what Gojo Satoru had just told her.
Just now, when Yuuki Matsuna learned that Gojo Satoru planned to leave her here, she was very puzzled: "Sensei, aren't you my personal bodyguard? Who will protect me if you leave?"
Gojo Satoru suddenly chuckled softly.
He looked behind Yuuki Matsuna, seemingly observing something, and said, "Hey, Yuuki, even if I'm not here anymore, there's still someone protecting you~"
"He'll protect not only you, but also Huihui! Who knows, maybe when the double buff is fully stacked, it'll unleash an even more powerful attack! ☆"
“After all—” he drawled, as if no longer addressing Yuuki Matsuna, “that was a wild wolf who voluntarily gave up wandering.”
What utter nonsense they're spouting.
Yuki Matsuna didn't understand a single word.
Thinking of the inexplicable words Gojo Satoru said when he left, she bit her straw in resentment.
As expected, Yuta is still the best.
Only Yuta would wholeheartedly be my bodyguard; Gojo-sensei is simply a negligent and bad cat!
"However, Megumi is quite popular." Yuuki Matsuna suddenly thought of something.
She winked at Fushiguro Megumi: "A lot of girls were peeking at Megumi just now, I noticed them all."
"You're the same way, aren't you?" Fushiguro Megumi put down his drink, looked up, his eyes dim. "Don't a lot of guys look at you too?"
Strange tone and words.
Yuki Matsuna suddenly understood something.
"Oh—" She excitedly slapped the table and stood up, leaning slightly towards Fushiguro Megumi. "I know, Megumi's jealous—!"
"What?" Fuhei Hui frowned.
Just as he was about to speak, Yuuki Matsuna patted him on the shoulder and reassured him, "Don't worry, Megumi."
"Because I like handsome guys. Although that boy wasn't ugly, he couldn't be called handsome. I wouldn't like him."
She looked at Fushiguro Megumi with an ambiguous gaze and said, "Megumi, so you get jealous so easily?"
Fukuhei's brows furrowed even more deeply.
"Who's jealous?!" He suddenly stood up, his voice rising in volume.
Only after Fushiguro Megumi said those words did he realize his lapse in composure. He put his hand to his forehead, sighed, and thought to himself that he had become so childish.
"...You've rested enough, haven't you?" He changed the subject, turned around and walked towards the teaching building, then said, "Then let's start the investigation, don't waste any more time."
Little Huihui-chan, who can't take a joke, got angry again.
If I don't appease her, I'll definitely ignore her for several days.
"Megumi~" Yuuki Matsuna reacted instantly, calling out Fushiguro Megumi's name as she followed behind him, chattering incessantly.
"Please pay attention to me, Hui!"
"Little Huihui-chan, Little Huihui-chan—"
"If you don't talk to me, I'm going to cry. Does Hui want to see me cry?"
Fushiguro Megumi finally couldn't hold back anymore.
He turned his head, clenching his upper teeth into his lower teeth: "Let's split up. You go over there and investigate!"
*
She was distracted by the angry little Huihui-chan.
Although angry Megumin looks cute, Megumin who is aloof and easily blushes is even cuter when she's holding one hand.
Matsuna Yuuki sighed, rubbed her head, and made up her mind that she would never deliberately make Megumi Fushiguro angry again.
But Douhui is so funny! Who could give up something so fun?
DK is such an innocent guy who blushes easily when teased, I just can't help but want to tease him!!!
As she was thinking, she suddenly heard a sound coming from outside the window of the teaching building.
"You guys beat him up harder—" came the girl's coquettish voice from the window, but it wasn't anything nice. "This isn't enough. He'll still be watching me. I'm so scared."
What are they doing?
"Hey, lift your head up and let me see what you're looking at," the man's voice came over.
He appears to be grabbing someone's head and slamming it against the wall.
It's school bullying.
"I didn't look at you." This time, the voice was weak yet firm.
"Ahem." He coughed a few times, seemingly standing up. "I'm not interested in you, and their liking for you isn't genuine."
But then, the boy was hit hard in the stomach with a heavy punch, and he cried out in pain.
A note from the author:
Yoshino Junpei makes his appearance! Starting today, I'll be writing 10,000 words daily until the story concludes. Thank you all for your support!! My next story is "After Being Killed by Tomie, I Received the Redemption Script".
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