Chapter 23: You dare to agree to anything, are you a fake?
"Okay, mission accomplished." Bai Qiuwu stretched lazily, his brows and eyes showing a comfortable and lazy look.
The gesture seemed to say, That's it?
Wang Song only felt that her fragile heart was severely hurt, and her head was dizzy.
God knows how long she tried to persuade this stubborn cousin. All the relatives in the family took turns to persuade her, and they talked their mouths off, but they couldn't win back the heart that was pursuing love.
Bai Qiuwu only said a few words, and it was already done?!
Is this even possible?
Not only Wang Song was shocked, but netizens were also stunned. They really didn't expect that it could be played like this.
[Wrong persuasion method: You will get no results. Correct persuasion method: This man is your nemesis.]
[Nah, this is a scam, right?! I can only say that Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the word game has made you understand it.]
Fortune telling, a subtle advice more suitable for Chinese babies' constitutions, with immediate results and no deception.
While shocked, some netizens were more sober and immediately pointed out the problem.
[So... Bai Qiuwu still hasn't shown her true abilities. She even admitted she was lying. What the hell is this metaphysics? Those things before were really all fake, right?]
Wang Song also saw this point.
Wang Song's thoughts worked very quickly. After all, he was working in new media, so he pointed out the problem immediately.
"You're only treating the symptoms and not the root cause. She's been fooled by you now. What if Wu Li continues to pursue her and she regrets it?"
The more Wang Song spoke, the more he felt this was possible. He couldn't help but speak anxiously, "Or maybe wait until she comes to her senses and realizes you're fooling her, then that's it, isn't it?"
Bai Qiuwu thought about it and said, "It's not impossible."
Wang Song: "Right!"
"Then we'll talk about it later. I'll take care of the after-sales service for you."
Wang Song: “?”
Wang Song was speechless and was about to argue with her when he heard his little cousin's voice suddenly increase.
"No! I told you it was for your own good, why didn't you listen to me? You're going to jail this time, what will you do next time?"
Bai Qiuwu and Wang Song turned around at the same time and saw Xiaoyue's eyes were red and her voice was so excited that it sounded like tears.
I didn't know what the other party said, but the little girl burst into tears and her voice became louder.
"No, I can't hurt you. I can't accept anything happening to you. We are not destined to be together. I will definitely continue our relationship in the next life!"
Seeing this, Bai Qiuwu held his chin and said thoughtfully: "Your sister is quite obedient."
Wang Song: “…”
The main thing is that no one advises me like you do.
Wang Song and the netizens were all drunk. Before they could say anything, they heard the topic suddenly change.
"What master? It's that Bai Qiuwu from the entertainment industry. What she told me is fake? How could it be fake? She's incredibly accurate!"
Xiaoyue looked serious, but Wu Li opposite her was almost going crazy.
He couldn't figure out why this was happening.
Wu Li has good looks and a likable personality in the entertainment industry. Although there are rumors that he plays tricks on others, there are still many girls willing to date him.
Especially some unknown amateurs.
Among these people, Bai Qiuwu is the best-looking but also the dumbest. He is brainless and greedy, and is completely under his control.
However, Xiaoyue was the one who gave him the least worries. After all, such a love-brained girl was rare in the world. She had a good background and a prominent family, but she was very stubborn. She believed whatever he said and was very easy to deceive.
If it weren't for Xiaoyue, his medical parole would not have been approved so easily this time. Moreover, even after such a big setback, Xiaoyue still stayed with him and said that she would accompany him through the difficult times.
Wu Li couldn't think of any other way to describe it except that he was lucky.
But who can tell him now why the dumbest Bai Qiuwu would tell Xiaoyue's fortune and figure out that their horoscopes are incompatible and they must break up to ensure safety?
If I tell others such an outrageous reason, wouldn't people laugh their heads off?!
But Xiaoyue actually believed it. Yes, she actually believed such an outrageous thing and even came to break up with him.
For the first time, Wu Li understood how Xiaoyue's family felt when she quarreled with them for him.
This girl must have a problem with her brain. She is so stupid.
But now I have to ask someone for help, so I can't say anything too harsh, otherwise I will lose both my money and my life.
Wu Li could only suppress his anger and patiently persuade him: "These are all feudal superstitions and should not be taken seriously."
"No, the reason you're in trouble now is because we're incompatible. Otherwise, why would you be in trouble?"
Wu Li: “…”
Of course I got into trouble because I broke the law. What does this have to do with mutual restraint?
But he couldn't say this. Wu Li almost suffocated to death.
In the end, he could only say: "Is Bai Qiuwu with you now? I want to talk to her."
Xiaoyue is in a difficult position now and it's hard to persuade her, but Bai Qiuwu is so stupid, can't he just say a few words to solve the problem?
Xiaoyue looked at Bai Qiuwu hesitantly and asked, "He wants to talk to you. Do you want to talk?"
Bai Qiuwu was stunned for a moment and pointed at himself in confusion.
Seeing Xiaoyue nod in confirmation, she thought for a moment and said, "Okay."
She still wanted to meet the original owner's "underground boyfriend", knowing that he was the culprit who killed the original owner.
After getting the phone, before Bai Qiuwu could speak, Wang Song quickly turned on the speakerphone.
Bai Qiuwu was helpless, but he didn't object and said, "Hello?"
Wu Li's voice was filled with impatience: "What the hell are you doing? When did you learn to tell fortunes?"
Bai Qiuwu thought for a moment and answered truthfully, "I just learned it a few days ago."
Wu Li: "Are you sick? Are you taking revenge on me?"
Bai Qiuwu kindly reminded: "I'm on hands-free mode."
Wu Li: “…”
Wu Li was speechless for a moment.
Wu Li took a deep breath and said in a calm tone, "What's going on?"
"That's what happened. I learned how to tell fortunes and can help people make wishes. Someone asked me to help Xiaoyue, so I came here."
Silence, another long silence, Wu Li's silence was deafening.
"Someone made a wish, so you came?" He asked word by word, full of disbelief.
Bai Qiuwu: "Yes."
Wu Li used up all his life's self-control to avoid swearing directly. He spoke in a sarcastic and sarcastic tone.
"How do I make a wish? Can I make a wish? I want to make one too."
Bai Qiuwu: "That depends on what your wish is. Tell me first."
Wang Song immediately showed a disdainful expression, and all netizens, including her, thought that Wu Li wanted to break up with Xu Bu, just because they heard him say that.
"I want to avoid jail, can you?"
The tone was as sarcastic as it could be, and it felt like he really deserved a beating.
Everyone could tell that he was being sarcastic, and they all rolled their eyes.
It's already such a bad situation, and you're still dreaming.
As a result, everyone heard Bai Qiuwu's voice agreeing readily the next second.
"Okay, I accept your wish."
Wu Li: “?”
Wang Song Xiaoyue: “???”
All the netizens who were watching the show online: “???”
What the hell? Is this fake? Is this a joke?
(End of this chapter)
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