Chapter 233 What a sarcastic fart



Ji Yao clutched her chest, gasping for breath, her pretty face flushed red from coughing...

"You...I'm going to die knowing the truth today. Who are you?"

The little green-haired boy fell to the ground with his arms and legs spread out, his eyes closed, but his stomach kept shaking.

I was just trying to hold back my laughter.

The host's acting is too awkward, and this line...

But the withered bone flower, who thought it had a sure win, didn't think so.

"Who am I? You will soon find out..."

It flew in front of Ji Yao with extreme arrogance:

"Look at this beautiful face, this graceful figure, and this power that makes people want to possess it~"

Such direct and unexpected compliments made Ji Yao a little shy.

"Ahem—thank you for the compliment, you have good taste!"

Since you praised me, I will let you die quickly.

Ji Yao looked at the black bone flower that was getting closer and closer to her.

He raised his extremely weak hand and fanned the bone flower like he was shooing away a fly.

"Stay away from them, or you'll get cross-eyed."

As soon as these words were spoken, the little green-haired boy's stomach shook again.

Help!

It taught the host the secrets of becoming a sweet girl, but she unexpectedly used it here to disgust the enemy.

It's really like hurting the enemy a thousand times and hurting yourself eight hundred times.

The host is an awesome guy!

The withered bone flower retreated urgently.

Its flower bud turned 360 degrees and stared at Ji Yao's restless hand.

He said viciously:

"When I take possession of your body, I will let you taste the feeling of being slapped."

After hearing its harsh words, Ji Yao lowered his head and thought for a second.

"Brother Dry Bones, do you mean to say that you're going to slap yourself in the face after you take over my body?"

If it succeeds, it will perform a self-slapping performance?

What kind of sweet punishment is this?

Ji Yao didn’t quite understand.

The withered bone flower was choked and speechless.

After a long time, its purple-black bud exhaled a breath of intoxicating purple smoke.

A hint of disgust flashed in Ji Yao's eyes.

"Friends, say no to secondhand smoke, starting with you and me!"

Little Green Hair and Gu Xingzhi cooperated by raising their hands to cover their mouths and noses.

This extremely disgusting scene made the withered bone flower so angry that its buds kept chrysalis.

It seemed as if he was going to puff a bigger puff of purple smoke at Ji Yao in the next second.

“You are the secondhand smoke!!!”

Your whole family is exposed to secondhand smoke!

In order not to further stimulate this moody bone flower.

Ji Yao racked his brains and finally came up with a perfect replacement.

She curled up and moved her head close to Gu Fengpi's ear:

"It's a mean fart, not secondhand smoke."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a puff of sound.

"Hahahahahahaha——there are also sarcastic and mean farts, hahahahaha——"

Ji Yao was surprised, looking at the little green-haired boy who was laughing so hard.

He spread his hands innocently towards the withered bone flower.

"I'm just telling the truth. It's this little tree spirit who's laughing at you."

The bone flower exploded!

Purple smoke rings were blown out one after another.

Soon Ji Yao's barrier was filled with smoke and foul air.

Seeing this, the disgust in Ji Yao's eyes was so thick that it seemed like it was about to burst out.

Withered Bone Flower shouted at her in disbelief:

"You are such a fool! You are on the verge of death and still despise me?"

Ji Yao shook his head in agreement: "I dare not, I dare not."

Maybe after being extremely angry, people will suddenly calm down.

The withered bone flower suddenly stared at the silent red-clothed male cultivator with ill intentions.

"If I can't have your body, this male cultivator is not bad either. I will use this perfect body to travel around the world."

Just when it was obsessed with Gu Xingzhi's appearance.

A huge hammer shining with golden light opened its arms towards it silently.

Ji Yao raised her eyelids coldly and looked at the withered bone flower with its butt facing her.

A wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

How dare you have evil thoughts about my Ji Yao's man?

I think you are smelling the fragrance of a coffin calling you - death is approaching!

"Bang--"

The Sky-Breaking Hammer, radiating golden spiritual energy, carries the boundless anger of its owner.

He hammered the arrogant black bone flower to the ground.

It really is down to the dust...

Ji Yao stood up and used two Qingchen Jue to clean up the two of them.

Then he slowly walked to the front of the broken bone flower.

With a flick of his lips, he activated his taunting skill eight hundred times stronger:

"You want to take over my body even though you're in such a bad shape? You're really like an ant climbing a tree, your methods are very wild."

He taunted while holding the Skybreaker Hammer.

He kept hitting the broken bones of the bone flower with the huge hammer.

Snap——

"I was hoping you'd come up with some useful information, but it seems you've washed your hands of garlic."

The dead bones, broken flowers, branches and leaves lay on the ground, not daring to say a word.

I dare not say a word when I see it.

Ji Yao stepped on its black trunk and poked and rubbed it hard.

"You still want to touch my man, you're so brave, huh?"

A crisp click sounded.

The dry bones under Ji Yao's feet, which were already half broken, split into two again.

The bone flower finally realized that it had provoked a tough opponent.

Seeing Ji Yao's feet turning towards another piece of dry bones without stopping, it cried helplessly.

"Ooo ...

Ji Yao didn't pause at all and stepped towards the piece of dry bones with a clear goal.

"Now that things have come to this, if I don't take action against your flower bud, I'd seem too saintly!"

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