Chapter 107: A bit confusing (not really confusing)]
In the end, Donald didn't rely on anyone else. He took the hemorrhoid ointment and ran deep into the bushes to clean the wound himself.
On the other side, Bo Mingze and Shen Yan had not eaten yet, so Shen Yan took out a loaf of bread from her bag and handed it over.
"Why is it green?" Bo Mingze muttered when he took it.
Qin Yiyang said, "Matcha flavor."
Bo Mingze understood, so he took a sip and frowned, "Why does this matcha smell like dust?"
But he swallowed it anyway.
At this moment, Director Sun's sharp voice came through the earphone!
——"You can't eat it! That bread is expired!"
Bo Mingze was stunned and looked down at the packaging.
After seeing that the bread was a year expired, his expression froze instantly, and then his stomach began to ache.
Bo Mingze was born into a noble family and had a delicate stomach. After eating something expired, he immediately had a reaction.
But then, more acute problems arose.
——There was no toilet paper among the supplies prepared by the program team.
Just then, the drone dropped a box.
Bo Mingze thought it was toilet paper, so he quickly opened the box, but saw only a card inside.
"Dear guests, are you looking for toilet paper?
Dear old man! This is the jungle, you can feel the freedom of returning to nature, just like eating oranges while taking a bath and feeling the joy of monkeys~"
The veins on Bo Mingze's forehead throbbed.
Does this mean that there is no toilet paper and they should solve the problem on the spot?
"Don't worry, we should be optimistic." Qin Yiyang told everyone a story, "A man was walking in the desert and found a small house with half a bottle of water in it. He was desperate and thought that he couldn't get out of the desert even if he drank the water. In the end, he died in the house."
"Another person also came to the hut and was very happy when he saw the half-full bottle of water. He finally walked out of the desert with this half-full bottle of water."
Bo Mingze: "Are you trying to say that attitude determines success or failure?"
"No. I mean, you can use this paper to wipe your ass first."
“…”
Bo Mingze looked at the hard cardboard and thought to himself that he might as well suffocate to death.
"There are words under the box." Lu Yanzhi looked at the three people who were fooled by Qin Yiyang and reminded them coldly.
Bo Mingze quickly turned the box over and saw another line of words:
"Congratulations to everyone for discovering the hidden level~
I know everyone is anxious to go to the bathroom, but please be patient. You can get toilet paper if you answer the questions correctly.
Guests: “…”
——【It’s too bad. I know you’re anxious, but don’t be anxious yet.】
——【Director Sun is indeed the King of Variety Shows. He is so scary. Other program teams don’t provide food, but I have never seen one that doesn’t provide toilet paper…】
——[You won’t die of hunger if you don’t eat for a day, but you will definitely die of suffocation if you don’t poop for a day! 】
——【Let’s see what the question is! 】
The drone descended and a few lines of text appeared on the display.
"You will choose the type of question:
A. Art B. Mathematics C. Language"
"Art should be simpler." Shen Yan said.
"Okay!" Director Sun's voice came from the drone, which scared Shen Yan.
"Guests have an opportunity to seek help from the audience outside the venue!"
"Since there are many guests present, we have adopted a snap-answer method. Guests need to answer the reasons for choosing this option and cannot get away with it by cheating!"
"Next, it's the first question of the art category!"
“Please look at the picture below!”
(The answer is in the essay)
"Please put the following four blocks into the dotted line~"
The audience can also see the questions on the screen.
——【It seems simple at first glance, but I can’t do it. Next one.】
——【This university student can’t do it, pick a high school student! 】
——【It’s very simple, just do this and that, and finally press it in! No way, you don’t even know this? I’m not discriminating against everyone here, but I want to say that everyone here is garbage!】
——【Stop scolding me, stop scolding me…】
Shen Yan took a careful look at it and thought it was quite simple. Isn't this just a tangram puzzle?
"I'll do it."
She stood in front of the drone and moved the four wooden boards on the screen with her fingers.
But soon, her expression froze.
...It seems that it is not as simple as imagined.
At this time, Bo Mingze's stomach was rumbling again and his mind was not on the problem.
As for Donald, he also came back.
He had a thoughtful look on his face at this moment, and it was not known whether he had guessed it and did not want to help his rival in love, or he had not guessed it and was immersed in the pain in his anus.
"There are ten seconds left."
"If no one can answer this question, this question will be discarded!"
The ticking sound of the countdown made Shen Yan even more flustered, and she pressed buttons randomly on the screen.
At this moment, a hand appeared on the screen.
She turned her head and saw Qin Yiyang coming over and fiddling with four building blocks.
Shen Yan breathed a sigh of relief.
If she couldn't answer the question with Qin Yiyang by her side, she wouldn't be the one feeling embarrassed.
But the next second, a success notification sound rang in my ears.
She looked closely and saw that Qin Yiyang had placed all four building blocks in the dotted line, forming a standard T-shape.
The drone's secret compartment opened and a pack of toilet paper fell out.
Bo Mingze was excited and bent down to pick it up.
But Lu Yanzhi picked it up first.
Bo Mingze gritted his teeth and said, "Boss Lu, please lend me this pack of paper."
"I'm lending it to you, how are you going to return it?" Qin Yiyang showed a look of disdain, "Return it after use?"
Bo Mingze felt a pain in his abdomen. "Then tell me, how can you lend it to me?"
Qin Yiyang took the precious tissue and asked, "Why should I lend it to you? Are you my son or my grandson?"
"you!"
The barrage is all hahaha.
——【"Paper is Expensive in Luoyang"】
——【Hahaha, this scene reminds me of the line in Dae Jang Geum: "The precious cabbage shipped from Ming"】
——【I can’t laugh anymore! Bo Mingze is really going to suffocate to death! 】
——【By the way, couldn’t he go first, and then wait for Shen Yan to answer the questions correctly before giving him the paper.】
——【Then I guess my shit is all gone, and I won’t be able to wait for Shen Yan to answer the question correctly.】
——【Hahahaha that’s too bad for you guys! 】
Director Sun's voice sounded, "Do you want to continue to choose art topics, or go back to the previous page and choose another category?"
Bo Mingze gritted his teeth and said, "Go back to the previous page and choose Mathematics."
Shen Yan nodded, "Yes, Mingze is very good at math. When he took the college entrance examination, he ranked first in the province in math."
Qin Yiyang also looked over in surprise, "Awesome, Brother Zhu!"
Bo Mingze: ...
A math problem was quickly displayed on the drone.
"We know that 61=1, 69=2, 67=1, so what is 7068=?"
「A.1 B.2 C.3 D.4」
Everyone was confused. What kind of question was this? Why had they never seen it before?
Bo Mingze picked up a branch and did some calculations on the ground.
He was still mumbling:
"Because 61=1, 67=1, so 1=7, then 7068 can be replaced by 1068."
His analysis seemed to make sense, but he soon ran out of ideas.
He frowned. "There is no 0 in the question stem. Is there something wrong with this question?"
No 0?
Qin Yiyang noticed something and glanced at Donald who was covering his butt.
【Isn’t there a 0 here? 】
Lu Yanzhi:?
Although Donald couldn't hear Qin Yiyang's inner voice, the look in his eyes said it all. He gritted his teeth and asked, "What nonsense are you talking about?"