Chapter 109: Did you wash your hands after applying the hemorrhoid cream?
#薄明澤真絲擦臀#Explode!
#why don't you use leaves#hot!
Netizens couldn't stop laughing, and some UP hosts paused each frame to analyze Bo Mingze's mood at the time from his micro-expressions.
"The jungle is so big and empty, but Bo Mingze seemed to have used up all his strength and still couldn't imagine that tree leaves could be used to wipe one's butt."
——【Hahahaha, I am really dying of laughter from netizens! 】
——【That’s enough, Bo Mingze, don’t you have any dignity? Putting aside the facts, does Shuye have no responsibility?】
——【Family members! The biggest victim has appeared! The designer of that silk scarf announced that he would sue Bo Mingze! 】
——【If it were me, I would sue too! Can’t I wipe it with socks?】
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Return to the live broadcast room.
After Bo Mingze realized that tree leaves could also be used to wipe one's butt, he didn't say anything else along the way.
Qin Yiyang also comforted him, "It's okay, Brother Zhu, the first time is new, the second time is familiar, you will have experience next time."
Bo Mingze: ...He doesn't want it to happen again.
As for Donald, he was able to walk after applying the hemorrhoid ointment. The severe pain just now even offset the effect of the drugs he was given. At this time, he endured the burning pain and walked through the jungle with the four guests.
He could have removed the sticky disguise from his face or asked a footman to carry him, but that would have revealed his identity.
Especially——
The entire process of his anal fissure was captured on live broadcast, which was enough to bring shame to the family.
Some were happy while others were sad. Qin Yiyang walked briskly, and all of her and Lu Yanzhi's luggage were placed on the shoulders of the handsome young man, and her steps were vigorous.
The young man was sweating profusely, as if he had just dripped out of water, and his face had an unnatural blush.
He had long realized that he had been deceived by this woman.
His stomachache was caused by expired bread, not by rat poison.
As for why he was still carrying her backpack——
Because this woman said she would give him toilet paper if he carried her backpack...
After walking for about an hour, the boy finally couldn't hold it in anymore.
Qin Yiyang gave him two tissues as agreed.
This scene successfully ignited Bo Mingze's anger, "Qin Yiyang, you gave toilet paper to this stranger but not to me?"
Qin Yiyang tilted his head, "He carried my luggage for me, what about you?"
"I can carry it for you, too."
"Ah..." Qin Yiyang looked him up and down and shook her head, "I was afraid that you would secretly use the scarf in my bag to wipe your butt."
Bo Mingze choked and felt that he had suffered internal injuries.
Everyone rested on the spot and waited for the boy to come back.
Bo Mingze looked annoyed. "I wanted to ask just now, who are these two people and why are they following us?"
"His foot was just caught in a trap. It's pretty serious." Shen Yan explained, and looked at Donald, "Do you live on this island?"
Donald pretended, "I am the butler of the Tang Family Manor, and the man just now is my young master."
Bo Mingze: "Tang Family Manor?"
Isn’t the lord of this private island named Tang?
Could it be that the person who just carried Qin Yiyang’s bag was the island owner’s grandson?
The atmosphere was set to this point, and Qin Yiyang pretended to be surprised to show his respect.
Just then, the handsome boy came back.
Qin Yiyang looked over and said boastfully, "I didn't expect you to be the grandson of the island owner. I didn't believe you when you said that just now. I thought you were a bad person, so I gave you expired bread. I'm so sorry."
The handsome young man turned his gaze and looked at the "real young master" Donald.
When I saw the other party frown, I knew he wanted to continue the game.
So he nodded, and put on a sweet smile again, "It's okay, sister."
As he said this, the boy was about to pick up his bag again.
Qin Yiyang stopped him and said, "You are the grandson of the island owner. How can I let you carry the backpack?"
Seeing this scene, Donald's lips curled up into a faint smile.
Look, another shallow and stupid woman has taken the bait.
But soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Because Qin Yiyang threw the backpack that was as heavy as a dead pig in front of him, "Little servant, you carry it."
Donald's eyebrows jumped.
Normally, he could lift this bag with just one finger.
But now... he couldn't use any force.
Seeing this, Shen Yan quickly helped out, "Yangyang, aren't you bullying him? Although he is a servant, you can't exploit him."
Qin Yiyang paused for a moment, then looked at the camera, "Investors, you are not allowed to exploit Shen Yan. Terminate the contract if necessary, and don't cooperate with her in the future. She just said so herself!"
Shen Yan: “I didn’t say that!”
"Oh, maybe I heard it wrong~" Qin Yiyang looked at Donald with a smile, "So Mr. Butler, you will carry this bag for your young master!"
Shen Yan couldn't help, so Donald could only grit his teeth and say, "Okay."
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Another two hours passed and the sun set.
Everyone still remembered the manual given by Director Sun, which said that we should stay in the tent as much as possible at night, so we planned to set up camp here.
As for the master and servant duo, the program team kindly sent them a set of tents.
Donald was so tired that he was on the verge of collapse. He put down his supply bag and was about to have a good rest when Qin Yiyang came over again.
"Little servant, if you don't set up the tent, will your young master set up one for you?"
The handsome young man quickly said, "It's okay, I can do it too."
"How can this be possible?" Qin Yiyang said, with his hands on his hips, "You are the young master, so you should leave these rough jobs to the servants. Otherwise, people who don't know him might think he is the young master and you are the servant. Are you trying to play a trick on others by switching your identities?"
The master and servant were both stunned when they heard the voice.
"Let me help you with the—"
Shen Yan came over. She and Bo Mingze's tent hadn't even been set up yet, but she couldn't wait to help Donald.
As expected, Donald's gaze towards Shen Yan turned gentle.
Qin Yiyang nodded with satisfaction.
It was worth it that she acted so viciously, using her snobbish eyes to highlight Shen Yan's pure kindness, just to make Donald fall in love with Shen Yan as soon as possible.
Fun person, fun soul!
She can't wait to watch the fun of two men fighting for one woman!
At this moment, the system's voice sounded in my mind, [Host, there is a new plot reminder, do you want to watch it! ]
Qin Yiyang: [Look! ]
[Original text: Donald and Shen Yan were setting up a tent together. Their fingers accidentally touched each other. After feeling the temperature of each other's fingertips, Shen Yan blushed and quickly retracted her hand.
At this moment, a spider appeared at Shen Yan's feet, and Donald stepped on it! ]
Qin Yiyang was a little confused. "Fingertip temperature? Did Donald wash his hands after applying the hemorrhoid cream?"
System: “!”
Lu Yanzhi heard the inner voice: "!"
[Let’s not dwell on this for now. Anyway, it wasn’t me who held his hand. Let’s change the plot! ]