Chapter 164: Burp! Everyone is hungry]
The barrage is about to die of laughter.
——【Ziwei: I didn’t offend anyone! 】
——【Shit is like Ziwei’s love for Erkang? What kind of crazy metaphor is this?!】
——【Um, I’m eating a chocolate puff. I queued for a long time before I could buy it. There are hazelnut grains in it. When I bite it, the chocolate sauce overflows. Now I can’t eat a single bite...】
——【Hello, Miss Red Velvet! 】
——【Haha, this is such a great description, next time you ask for leave to go to the restroom during class, just say this! 】
The two servants had never watched Princess Huanzhu, and did not know Ziwei and Erkang, but through Qin Yiyang's description, they deeply felt the surging love between the two people.
They were afraid of getting something on their bodies, so they took a half step back and said, "Then... Miss Qin, you go."
Qin Yiyang not only left by herself, but also wanted to take Lu Yanzhi and the photographer away with her.
The servant stopped them and said, "Miss Qin, you don't need so many people to follow you to the bathroom, right?"
Qin Yiyang smiled shyly, "You don't understand, this is my habit."
"I was constipated before and went to the hospital because of it. Fortunately, the doctor cured me. I gave him a banner to thank him: "I have cured my buttocks with my buttocks!"
"But because of that painful experience, I developed a phobia of going to the toilet. When I poop, I need someone to cheer me up outside, otherwise I can't poop."
"Come on, work hard. Shit harder!"
servant:"?"
It's so explosive...
In the live broadcast room, the audience also felt it was quite exciting.
——【I am going to die of laughter! 】
——【Good God Gold, I like it so much~】
——[This reminds me of my company. Our boss was worried that we would slack off, so he installed a sensor in the bathroom. Whenever someone squatted in the bathroom, the loudspeaker would shout this sentence. As a result, I now have a shadow when I go to the bathroom.]
——【I suggest you check whether the boss of your company is Qin Yiyang himself.】
The maid responded for a moment, then smiled and said, "Miss Qin, I can go with you."
"How dare you!" Qin Yiyang glared and put away his good temper.
"I am the eldest daughter of the Qin family. My ancestor is the Qin Shi Huang who unified the six kingdoms. Do you think you can look at my noble body? Be careful or I will betray you!"
Lu Yanzhi: “?”
Qin Shi Huang's last name was Qin?
Photographer 8G surfed and blurted out:
"When I saw you guys just call her Miss Qin, my heart skipped a beat. What were you thinking? Can you call her Miss Qin by her first name? She is the top variety show host, the third daughter of the Qin family, the future mistress of the Lu family, and the little rose of the famous Mr. Lu. Her name is too heavy, so please address her respectfully, Miss Qin San."
——【Stop using memes, okay? Okay! 】
——【Be good, pat on the head! 】
——【Hey, this is called a legitimate way! 】
——【Too many elements! 】
The two servants were so fooled that they were unable to hold on.
When Qin Yiyang walked to a deserted place, the photographer turned off the camera to protect the guest's privacy.
Qin Yiyang made a hissing sound and said to the photographer, "You go back first."
Photographer: “?”
Qin Yiyang: "I want to go to the woods with my husband. Do you want to join us?"
The photographer blushed and walked away with the camera.
"Did you see something?" Lu Yanzhi spoke when they were the only two people left in the woods.
Qin Yiyang met Lu Yanzhi's gaze, "You discovered it too?"
Lu Yanzhi: "You mean to say that the rich people living on the top of the mountain are not here to live out their days, but are waiting for brain transplants. They have chosen us and we have become their only choice for their new bodies."
Qin Yiyang was surprised, "How did you know?"
"I heard from the servants of the Tang Manor that there are always beautiful servants who mysteriously disappear on the island. Some people speculate that the island owner deliberately keeps beautiful servants to win over wealthy businessmen, but no one has seen those servants anywhere else." Lu Yanzhi said in a calm voice.
"Today we climbed the mountain, and the bridge was very strange. Even if the rich people on the mountain wanted to isolate themselves from the world, there was no need to build a broken bridge."
"This afternoon, I checked the companies in which the owner of Sun Island holds a stake. All of these companies, without exception, have participated in a charity event and regularly transfer funds to a medical charity foundation."
"The chairman, vice-chairman, secretary-general and supervisor of this medical charity are all engaged in neurology-related professions."
Qin Yiyang gave a thumbs up, "Awesome!"
Just then, the voices of the two servants were heard.
"There they are!"
At this time, the system also issued a high-pitched voice, [Host! Hurry up!]
Qin Yiyang shook his head: [Even if I can run, where can I run to? It seems that they have done a lot of human experiments before. Even if I run away, they will still capture others! No risk, no gain. I plan to use my short life to save more compatriots around the world. At least it is more glorious than being cannon fodder for the male and female protagonists.]
Cheating it.
Qin Yiyang just wanted to see if he could trick the system into giving him something good.
Sure enough, System Cyber gritted his teeth and said, "Host, be righteous! I can exchange it for a resurrection armor. Even if you die, you can be resurrected."
Qin Yiyang: [Deal! ]
She turned to Lu Yanzhi and said, "Yanzi, I'm going to attract the firepower, you hide here and don't move."
Lu Yanzhi pulled her and said, "Let's go together."
She said that the protagonist and the villain have halos and will not die easily.
When the system heard this, it gritted its teeth again!
[Okay! I'll give you two resurrection armors! Use them sparingly. If you don't die, I can refund you within 24 hours without giving any reason.]
[But host, I have to remind you that the red alert has appeared again. ]
[The whole group of villains didn't show up last time, but you will most likely meet them this time. ]
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The island was covered with thick fog at night.
The two servants just now deceived them and actually did not find any trace of them.
Qin Yiyang and Lu Yanzhi followed them, trying to find their lair and collect evidence of the crime.
I saw two servants carrying an empty bucket from somewhere and driving a pickup truck into the depths of the jungle.
Qin Yiyang and Lu Yanzhi took advantage of the situation and hid inside.
After waiting for a while, they didn't know where they were taken to. The lid above their heads was opened and light came in.
Then they saw the two servants looking down at them with a smile, "We found you."
Qin Yiyang: "Oh, I was discovered."
She slowly got out and found herself in a laboratory. There were five or six scientific researchers in white coats, a few financial tycoons she had seen in financial news, and a group of bodyguards in black.
When they saw her and Lu Yanzhi, a dangerous light flashed in their eyes.
"Catch them! The island owner will reward you handsomely!"
Everyone rushed forward.
But the next second, the person who was rushing towards Qin Yiyang and Lu Yanzhi paused.
Qin Yiyang's lips curled up.
[It seems that the debuff I just changed to make everyone hungry has taken effect. ]