Chapter 17 Watch out or I'll hit you with a pun! 】
Love Contract
Party A: Lu Yanzhi
Party B: Qin Yiyang
"Party A will give Party B a secondary black card. Party B must spend regularly, and the minimum monthly spending cannot be less than 5 million."
"Party A presents Party B with a serial number Maybach and a river view villa. Party B is required to take photos and upload them to social media platforms such as WeChat Moments and Weibo, and advertise that these are gifts from Party A."
"Party B has an obligation to cooperate with Party A in showing off their affection in a high-profile manner."
“…”
"This contract is on trial for one year. If Party A intends to terminate the contract, Party B will be informed one month in advance, and it will not affect any of Party B's benefits listed above."
After reading the whole article, there were only two words left in Qin Yiyang's mind: shocking!
This is not a villain at all, it's clearly a good omen!
She doesn't have to do anything. The only thing she has to do is to show off her wealth and love.
[No, no, based on my past luck, this kind of pie won’t fall on me.]
With great willpower, she closed the contract and returned it.
Jiang Yulan curled her lips, her eyes showing more satisfaction, "Money can move people's hearts, no wonder Yan Zhi likes you."
"Don't worry, as long as you sign this contract, I can add a clause to inject capital into the Qin Group to revitalize your mother's company."
These words hit Qin Yiyang's weak spot.
Thinking of what the system said, Jiang Yulan was anxious to find a "daughter-in-law" just to cover up Lu Yanzhi's disappearance and avoid infighting in the company.
[So Lu Yanzhi's mother just needed someone to play the role of daughter-in-law and hide the fact that her son was missing. ]
"Okay, I'll sign."
After Qin Yi Yang figured it out, he signed the contract.
Jiang Yulan did what she said and immediately took out the keys to her luxury car, the property certificate of her luxury house, and a black card.
"I'm going back to Beijing in a few days. If you have any questions, you can send me a WeChat message." After saying that, she asked Qin Yiyang to scan her QR code.
Qin Yiyang added Jiang Yulan as a friend.
"Aunt Jiang, the variety show shooting may require Lu Yanzhi to be in the shot." But your son seems unable to come back in time.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of everything." Jiang Yulan smiled.
She held Qin Yiyang's hand and said, "Yangyang, what you need to do is to show your affection in a high-profile manner. Do you understand?"
Qin Yiyang: "...Okay."
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Qin Yiyang returned home and read the contract again and again, but still had a feeling that he was walking on unreal clouds.
She, the cannon fodder female supporting role, became the contracted girlfriend of the villain Lu Yanzhi.
System: [You usually look quite timid, but I didn’t expect you to dare to get involved with the villain.]
Qin Yiyang: […I already regret it.]
[Actually, Lu Yanzhi is also pretty miserable.] The system sighed.
[The plot is not human, forcing him to turn evil and become a villain. For example, this time he was stranded on the island, which was the turning point for him to turn completely evil.
After going through numerous hardships on the island, he finally returned home, only to find that his company had fallen into the hands of others and his entire family had died tragically.
The younger brother's hands and feet were chopped off, the younger sister's heart and kidneys were dug out by a scumbag, and the mother's hair turned white overnight and she died not long after.
He also went from being a rich and powerful man to a homeless dog. If it were me, I would also turn evil to avenge my family!]
…
Qin Yiyang was silent.
This plot is indeed vicious enough!
[Lu Yanzhi is not a villain in any way. He is my best friend! ]
[Boss Lu, don't worry, I will protect your family for you! 】
[But when you come back, don't repay kindness with hatred! Otherwise... I will write you to death with a pun! ]
System: “…” He can’t hear you when you say that.
Qin Yiyang is ready to show off his love!
First, you need to register a Xiaohongshu account.
She instinctively named it "The Toad in the Wishing Well".
But reason woke her up, so she reluctantly gave up and chose a name that sounded like a boss's wife:
Mr. Lu's little rose.
System: [6]
Qin Yiyang took photos of the car keys and property certificates and uploaded them to Xiaohongshu.
Mr. Lu's Little Rose: [Other husbands give roses on holidays, but Mr. Lu's romance is to give cars and houses. No one can match the aesthetic taste of straight men (distressed)]
It has a flavor of Versailles literature!
Soon, she sent another message.
Mr. Lu's Little Rose: [One evening, I wanted to surprise Mr. Lu, so I made some soup. But I was too clumsy and got my hands burned.
I don't know when Mr. Lu came up from behind me and coldly cleaned my wound.
I felt a little aggrieved and wanted to push him away.
As a result, he whispered in my ear, "Be good, don't cook, just eat and you'll be full."】
Ahhhh!
The screen is oozing oil out!
Qin Yi Yang's incarnation, threw his cell phone aside.
How shameful!
This Versailles literature is indeed not something that ordinary people can write.
The phone beeped and a netizen commented.
Qin Yiyang was extremely embarrassed.
She can write, but she can't review.
She felt that her slippers were about to be torn apart by her toes, and she prayed silently in her heart:
[I hope that when the villain comes back, he won’t see these shameful Versailles literature! ]
In order to ease the embarrassment, Qin Yiyang picked up his phone and swiped the screen unconsciously.
Coincidentally, I clicked on the scam game "Save the Poor Little Islander" again.
Qin Yiyang's eyes lit up!
[Wuhu! What better way to show off your wealth than buying a Cyberburger for NT$500! ]
[Buy, buy, buy! I want to buy ten at once! ]
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The island was foggy in the early morning.
The deserted island was silent and eerie, as if there was no trace of life.
After drinking a bottle of Coke yesterday, Lu Yanzhi regained some strength.
Although he didn't know what was going on, he wasn't going to keep waiting for food to fall from the sky.
He surveyed the terrain and made a simple bow and arrow using branches.
Then he reached the highest point on the island.
He hides himself in bushes and waits for prey to come within his shooting range.
At this time, a gray wolf came into his shooting range.
Lu Yanzhi's eyes were cold and he pulled the bow.
“Shua——”
The wooden arrow whizzed out through the wind.
There was a slight error between the homemade bow and arrow and the normal bow and arrow, so it failed to kill the wolf in one shot, but instead shot the wolf's hind leg.
Lu Yanzhi drew out another arrow and shot at the lame wolf again.
But unexpectedly!
The crippled wolf seemed to be crazy and ran towards an open space in a strange posture.
When encountering a hunter, animals' nature will make them hide in a concealed direction.
Such abnormal behavior can only indicate one thing.
——There is a female wolf and her cubs not far away.
Lu Yanzhi looked into the distance.
Sure enough, I saw a female wolf protecting her little wolf cubs and running in the opposite direction.
This crippled wolf is just trying to attract his attention and protect his family.
Lu Yanzhi's hand holding the arrow paused.
He shot the crippled wolf in the hind leg, and blood stained its gray fur, which was shocking to the eye in the dimming light of the sky.
But it didn't stop.
It continued to stand on the ground with its disabled hind legs, making strange movements, attracting human attention.
The blood was everywhere and Lu Yanzhi's head was in severe pain.
From childhood to now, whenever he hesitated, his head would feel like it was being torn apart.
It was as if there were eyes watching him from nowhere, and he could only follow the path chosen by Him.
At this moment, a voice sounded in my mind.
[Sorry, Mr. Lu, I didn't pretend to be your girlfriend on purpose! ]
[I am not Bai Yueguang, I am just a Bai Yu Mushroom! ]
[If you can come back alive, I will apologize to you and your Bai Yueguang in person! ]
[If you die... I will burn more paper money for you during festivals, so that you can live a luxurious life with paper cars, paper money, paper houses, and marrying female ghosts! ]
Lu Yanzhi:?
Looking around, there was no one around him.
So what's with this female voice?
In a moment of distraction, the crippled wolf disappeared.
It seemed as if God was punishing Lu Yanzhi for not killing the wolf, and this time the headache was more severe than ever before.
Even pressing the area between the eyebrows did not provide any relief.
The sound rang out again.
In my mind, the noisy voice continues.
[The toad is so cute. Don’t you think its eyes are full of wisdom? ]
[Lu Yanzhi is so pitiful! How can he be a villain? He is my brother in distress! ]
[Boss Lu, don't worry, I will protect your family for you! 】
[But when you come back, don't repay kindness with hatred! Otherwise... I will write you to death with a pun! ]
…
I don't understand.
Surprisingly, although the sound was noisy, it relieved his headache.
I just had a splitting headache, and my brain was shaking like a volcano before it erupted.
And now, the pain is gone.
Without the tearing and surging pain brought by the headache, Lu Yanzhi leaned against the rock wall.
The quiet island became quiet again.
The female voice became clearer.
[I hope that when the villain comes back, he won’t see these shameful Versailles literature! ]
Lu Yanzhi's beautiful long eyebrows raised.
What is Versailles literature?
Why are you afraid of being seen by him?
The voice did not reply to him, but called out excitedly again.
[Wuhu! What better way to show off your wealth than buying a Cyberburger for NT$500! ]
[Buy, buy, buy! I want to buy ten at once! ]
cyberburger.
Another new term.
Before he could ponder the meaning, something fell beside him with a "plop".
He turned his head and frowned.
It's a burger.
He seemed to realize something and raised his head slightly.
I saw a lot of burgers falling from the sky and landed right beside him.
Just like the Coke that appeared out of nowhere last time.
Lu Yanzhi's eyes moved.
Little did they know that this made the crippled wolf hiding in the bushes nearby dumbfounded!
It must be dead, it's hallucinating!
The crippled wolf made rustling sounds, and Lu Yanzhi glanced at it from the side, and saw a gray wolf tail outside the bushes.
He withdrew his gaze and threw the burger in his hand to the crippled wolf.
The crippled wolf was very hungry, so he picked up the burger and ran away.
It looks like it is meant to be fed to the female wolf and her cubs.
Lu Yanzhi no longer cared about where the wolf went. He leaned against the rock wall and replenished his energy.
The voice echoed in my ears again.
But with this voice accompanying me, this long time is not so unbearable.